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: Our goal is wealth! Mai
: Wasn't it to rule the world? Pilaf
: Wealth comes first now. I'm tired of living in poverty. In this body, I can't even acquire a part-time job!
[Trunks approaches the Pilaf Gang
: I was trying to act cool, and I called you my girlfriend... Pilaf
: ME? Trunks
: Not you! Shu
: ME? Trunks
: How did it come to that? That girl there! Mai
: Me?... Why would I be with a kid like you? Trunks
: You're a kid, too. I'm sorry, but could you just act for a little while... Mai
: Act as your girlfriend? What should I do? Trunks
: Uh... how about holding hands? Mai
] EH? How did kids these days get so revolutionary?
: I AM EMPEROR PILAF!
[Pilaf, Shu and Mai are now children
: We finally managed to make a wish to Shenron... and you asked for youth! Pilaf
: There wasn't much point asking to rule the world, when we'd aged and had only a few years left to enjoy ruling... Mai
: But he made us TOO young! Shu
: Well, I can't complain. As a dog, I've already exceeded my life expectancy.
[in a plane trying to escape Oozaru
] Emperor Pilaf
: Why won't it start up? Mai
: Maybe it's because you're not yelling loud enough!
[Pilaf screams offensively
] Get me out of this thing right now, you freak! Emperor Pilaf
: You insolent brat! I am the great emperor Pilaf and I will be the only one giving the orders here today! Tell me where that last Dragon Ball is...now. Bulma
: [shoots the bird
] My magic finger says it's somewhere in the ceiling!
[after being betrayed by King Piccolo
] Are we there yet? Mai
: From here on, I think we should choose our allies with more scrutiny, sire. Emperor Pilaf
: Be quiet!
: I want to have the world-- Oolong
: [cuts him
] The world's most comfortable pair of ultra-soft underwear!!