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: Our goal is wealth! Mai
: Wasn't it to rule the world? Pilaf
: Wealth comes first now. I'm tired of living in poverty. In this body, I can't even acquire a part-time job!
[Trunks approaches the Pilaf Gang
: I was trying to act cool, and I called you my girlfriend... Pilaf
: ME? Trunks
: Not you! Shu
: ME? Trunks
: How did it come to that? That girl there! Mai
: Me?... Why would I be with a kid like you? Trunks
: You're a kid, too. I'm sorry, but could you just act for a little while... Mai
: Act as your girlfriend? What should I do? Trunks
: Uh... how about holding hands? Mai
] EH? How did kids these days get so revolutionary?
: I AM EMPEROR PILAF!
[Pilaf, Shu and Mai are now children
: We finally managed to make a wish to Shenron... and you asked for youth! Pilaf
: There wasn't much point asking to rule the world, when we'd aged and had only a few years left to enjoy ruling... Mai
: But he made us TOO young! Shu
: Well, I can't complain. As a dog, I've already exceeded my life expectancy.
: [holds uo a Dragonball
] I used the diamond to distract the boy, while I sneaked out with this! They don't have a clue the Four-Star Dragon Ball has gone missing thanks to me! Pilaf
: Wow, you've really earned your keep this time!... But wait a second, we can't wish for money with just ONE Dragon Ball! Mai
: Oh, don't worry, I've got it all figured out! We'll demand a huge ransom from them! We'll say we won't return the Ball, unless they give us one million Zeni xash! Pilaf
: Oh, that's brilliant! Mai, you're a genuine evil genius, a real-deal rascal! Mai
: Nothing compared to you Pilaf, you're even eviller!
: I'm pretty sure that diamond was worth more than a million zeni, couldn't we just have taken it and left?
: ...or not? Pilaf
: Don't be stupid! Nobody wants to be THAT rich, it's way too stressful! It's about balance! Mai
: That's right! You'll be so stressed, you'll start wetting yourself all the time! And I'm not washing your pee-pee pants! Pilaf
: ...Okay, that just went to a weird place. I expect my evil henchmen to have a little class. Mai
: I'm sorry, my bad.
[stuck on a desert island
: I'm so hungry... Mai
: It's your fault, Lord Pilaf! Shû
: We've eaten nothing but grass for three days! That's a harsh diet, even for a dog! Mai
: Just where on this island is the treasure supposed to be, anyway? Pilaf
: It says so on this map!
[holds it up
: It cost 50 zeni, so keep checking! Mai
: [tears it up
] Who would believe such a cruddy map?... The same for our boat: thanks to you being so skimpy, the engine broke down! We can't even get back home, can we? Shû
: [in tears
] Will I die here? Pilaf
: Just stop complaining and keep looking for the treasure!
: We are here for the Dra... drama serial we're shooting! Trunks
: Where are your cameras?
: I want to have the world-- Oolong
: [cuts him
] The world's most comfortable pair of ultra-soft underwear!!
: [to the Pilaf gang
] All right, get on with it! Pilaf
: Look, after we do this, are you the kind of guy who's gonna kill us? Sorbet
: Don't you worry, earthling. There's a chance we may have use for you later. So it's in our best interest to keep you alive. Now go on, or don't you trust me? Pilaf
: Sort of... Mai
: Hey! I have a boyfriend named Trunks and if anything happens to me, he'll make you regret it!
[in a plane trying to escape Oozaru
] Emperor Pilaf
: Why won't it start up? Mai
: Maybe it's because you're not yelling loud enough!
[Pilaf screams offensively
[after being betrayed by King Piccolo
] Are we there yet? Mai
: From here on, I think we should choose our allies with more scrutiny, sire. Emperor Pilaf
: Be quiet!
] Get me out of this thing right now, you freak! Emperor Pilaf
: You insolent brat! I am the great emperor Pilaf and I will be the only one giving the orders here today! Tell me where that last Dragon Ball is...now. Bulma
: [shoots the bird
] My magic finger says it's somewhere in the ceiling!