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Scruffy (Character)
from "Futurama" (1999)

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Futurama: Bender's Big Score (2007) (V)
Nudar: You, Booger-Bot, read the code or I'll shoot this guy!
Bender: Who the hell is he?
Scruffy: I'm Scruffy... the janitor.
Bender: Hang on, Scruffy!

Fry: So my copy lived 12 years longer before Bender killed him? I wonder what his life was like.
Scruffy: Hmm, I guess we'll never know.
Zoidberg: Or *will* we?
[pause]
Scruffy: Nope.
Narrator: [to audience] *They* won't know! But you *will*! Lucky you!


"Futurama: Möbius Dick (#6.21)" (2011)
Prof. Hubert J. Farnsworth: They haven't aged a day! The whale must have some sort of Mobius colon that endlessly recycles time and space.
Scruffy: Yup, that stands up to scrutiny.


"Futurama: Ghost in the Machines (#6.16)" (2011)
Hermes Conrad: As you can see, since Bender's death, request to bite one's shiny metal ass are down 98%.
[Scruffy comes in vacuuming]
Hermes Conrad: Do you mind doing that later?
Scruffy: Bite my shiny, metal ass.


"Futurama: Benderama (#6.15)" (2011)
Scruffy: A greater tragedy my eyes have never beheld. Well, into the toilet.


"Futurama: Naturama (#7.13)" (2012)
Scruffy: Walrus don't need no chicanery. Once a lady goes walrus, she never... she n...
[starts sobbing]
Scruffy: No one ever goes walrus.


"Futurama: Parasites Lost (#3.4)" (2001)
Bender: Who are you?
Scruffy: Scruffy. The janitor.
Bender: Well, why aren't you fixing the boiler?
Scruffy: Schedule conflict.
[Scruffy slowly flips the page of his porno magazine]


"Futurama: Anthology of Interest I (#2.20)" (2000)
Leela: Who are you?
Scruffy: Scruffy, the janitor.
Leela: I've never seen you before.
Scruffy: I've never seen you before neither.


"Futurama: Lethal Inspection (#6.6)" (2010)
Darth Trocious: I shall rip out your heart and show it to you!
[Taps Scruffy with toy lightsaber]
Darth Trocious: It is done.
Scruffy: [Lies down] The candle that burns twice as bright burns half as long. Mmm-hmm.