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Buckwheat (Character)
from "Saturday Night Live" (1975)

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The Little Rascals (1994)
[Delivering Alfalfa's letter to Darla]
Buckwheat: Dear Darla, I hate your stinking guts. You make me vomit. You're scum between my toes! Love, Alfalfa.

Buckwheat: Quick, what's the number for 911?

Alfalfa: Love note? No, this is gonna be a hate note!
Buckwheat, Porky: Sounds good to me!

Stymie: Porky, you sure know how to make a sand-wich!
Porky: That wasn't sand, that was kitty litter.
Buckwheat: Don't worry, it's pretty fresh.

Buckwheat: Hey, my mom's here!
Porky: [sarcastically] Whoopi!

Buckwheat: Hey, Uh-Huh, does it stink in there?
Uh-Huh: Uh-Huh!

Buckwheat: We've got a dollar, we've got a dollar, we've got a dollar, hey, hey, hey, hey.

[the girls are talking about boys]
Twin #1, Twin #2: They like to moon ya!
[back at the Clubhouse]
Buckwheat: No, we don't!

Buckwheat: Hey, Spanky, me and Porky have an idea.
George "Spanky" McFarland: Keep it, you might need it when you grow up!
Buckwheat: Oh-tay.

Buckwheat: [singing, as he and Porky are jogging to the race] We're goin' to the race, we're gonna win first place, and you have an ugly face!
[Porky giggles happily]

Pay As You Exit (1936)
Buckwheat: Miss Juliette, yo' pappy's comin'!

Mighty Lak a Goat (1942)
[as the camera moves away from the crazy credit sign: "Here lie the clothes of Spanky, Mickey, Buckwheat and Froggy. Don't dig 'em up or you'll get groggy! We buried 'em well - We buried 'em deep - so let them rest in their smelly sleep!"]
[after Froggy's chemical concoction made their clothes unbearable and their school-teacher gave them the day off. The police then quickly removed Spanky, Froggy, Buckwheat and Mickey from the theatre. Them, they buried the odorous clothes and are at the edge of a forest. All four and one at a time, say four words of a two-word sentence]
Spanky: Our clothes are there,
Mickey: and we are bare.
Buckwheat: So, here we'll stay,
Froggy: 'till you go away.
[after their shared sentence, is completed, Spanky, Mickey, Buckwheat and Froggy wave farewell, to the camera, as the Closing Musical Credit begins]

General Spanky (1936)
[following day, after Spanky and Buckwheat dove off the ship, they see a birthday cake and both of them are extremely hungry!]
Buckwheat: The cake's on fire.

Mister Lonely (2007)
Buckwheat: I love women, they're hot, they make me sweat. I love chickens.I love their wings, like breasts. If you combine chicken with a woman's breasts, you get chicken breasts. I like chicken breast, chicken breast is nice and hot! If it was up to me, I'd make the world naked woman and naked chickens. That's hot, yeah!

Night 'n' Gales (1937)
Alfalfa: By the way, what is a porcupine?
Spanky: Aw, you tell him, Buckwheat.
[goes to sleep]
Buckwheat: Oh, Porky, you tell him.
[goes to sleep]
Porky: Oh, I don't know.
[goes to sleep]
Alfalfa: [sarcastically] Thanks very much, fellas.