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: [Molly has informed Millicent that Chuckie Lee walked in on her in the bathroom and saw her naked
] Chuckie Lee, you apologize to Molly for walkin' in on her. Chuckie Lee Torkelson
: Sorry, Molly. Gregory Morgan
: [to his sister
] Now, Molly, you apologize to Chuckie Lee for turning him off of women for the rest of his life.
: What's that under your jacket, Chuckie Lee?
[she lifts the coat off him and recoils in horror
] Chuckie Lee Torkelson
: You mean this boa constrictor? Millicent Torkelson
: Chuckie Lee, you know my rule about bringin' home anything big enough to eat a chihuahua. Chuckie Lee Torkelson
: But this is no ordinary boa constrictor, Mama. It's our class pet. It's a real honor to have him over for the weekend. Let's try and make him feel at home, shall we? Millicent Torkelson
: I'm sorry, honey, but when your little sister sees that thing, she's gonna have a heart attack. Mary Sue Torkelson
: [little sister Mary Sue comes in the kitchen
] A snake. Cool. Can I pet him? Chuckie Lee Torkelson
: Sure. He's real sweet and gentle. Mary Sue Torkelson
: What's his name? Chuckie Lee Torkelson
: Crusher. Millicent Torkelson
: Why can't your class have a sweet little furry pet, like a hamster or a bunny? Chuckie Lee Torkelson
: We had a bunny. Crusher ate him.
Chuckie Lee Torkelson
: Goodnight, Mamma. Millicent Torkelson
: Did you brush your teeth? Chuckie Lee Torkelson
: Yes, ma'am. Soon as I get back upstairs I did. Millicent Torkelson
: Say goodnight to your Daddy.