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: [reading script for a play
] Brian Brewster as Rex Masterson. Callie Pender
: Sorry, Brian. Rex is only 30 years old. And he has a full head of... Nub Flanders
: [stopping Callie
] Yeek! Callie Pender
: [reminded that Brian's baldness is a sensitive issue
] Rex is only 30 years old. Brian Brewster
: So, I am an actor, Callie. I shall simply get in touch with the 30-year-old inside of me. Alex Stone
] How are you going to get in touch with a full head of hair? Nub Flanders
: There's such back-stabbing in the theater.
: If I die, I want to be buried with a fork in my hand. Daniel Cooper
: Why a fork? Nub Flanders
: Because, when I was a kid, my family would have dinner together. And when my mother cleared the dishes, if she told me to hang onto my fork, I knew it was because there was something better coming afterwards like angel food cake or rhubarb pie.