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Quotes for
Jake's Father (Character)
from "American Dragon: Jake Long" (2005)

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"American Dragon: Jake Long: Haley Gone Wild (#2.13)" (2006)
Haley Long: You don't know me at all!
Jake Long: [slyly] Well maybe someone can remind you.
[pulls out his cell phone and calls his mom]
Jake Long: Hey Mom? Jake. Just calling to let you know that Haley and I snuck out to Big Game Con. Twice.
Jake's Mother: What? You are both grounded! GROUNDED!
Haley Long: You told on me?
Pooka Pooka: What do you care? We're Pooka People! We're all about the fun.
Jake Long: Oh, and Haley wants me to tell Dad that Haley's been watching that puppet show he hates.
Jake' s Father: You know how much I hate that creepy puppet! That is a bunch of brainwashing! Come home right now Haley!
Jake Long: Woo hoo. Sounds like we're in pretty big trouble!

Haley Long: You don't know me at all!
Jake Long: [slyly] Well maybe someone can remind you.
[pulls out his cell phone and calls his mom]
Jake Long: Hey Mom? Jake. Just calling to let you know that Haley and I snuck out to Big Game Con. Twice.
Jake's Mother: What? You are both grounded! GROUNDED!
Haley Long: You told on me?
Pooka Pooka: What do you care? We're Pooka People! We're all about the fun.
Jake Long: Oh, and Haley wants me to tell Dad that Haley's been watching that puppet show he hates.
Jake' s Father: You know how much I hate that creepy puppet! That is a bunch of brainwashing! Come home right now Haley!
Jake Long: Woo hoo. Sounds like we're in pretty big trouble!


"American Dragon: Jake Long: Hero of the Hourglass (#2.8)" (2006)
Jake Long: [he has just been grounded for one of his mom's lies] No TV or video Games for 2 weeks?
Jake' s Father: Hmm-hmm. You lied to us little Mr. and in this house, you do the crime, you do the time. Do you have anything to say for yourself?
Jake Long: It's just... I have to do my duty... I'm the American...
Jake' s Father: Uh-huh. Let's here it Mr. Baseball. You're the American what?
Jake Long: [notices the look on his mom's face]
Jake Long: I'm the... American kid who's grounded.

Jake' s Father: Oh, for the last time - Bedtime means bedtime. The world won't end if you're in bed by ten.
Jake Long: Actually, it sort of will.
[camera pans outside Jake's window to reveal threatening vortex in the night sky]


"American Dragon: Jake Long: Hong Kong Longs (#2.31)" (2007)
Jake's Father: I have another question. Just bugging me; when they turn into dragons, what happens to their clothes?

Jake's Father: Okay, one more question: Are unicorns real?
FuDog: Sure.
Jake's Father: Fairies?
FuDog: You bet.
Jake's Father: Gnomes, elves, mermaids?
FuDog: Yes, yes and yes.
Jake's Father: [hopefully] Santa Claus?
FuDog: Just keep your eyes on the road and your foot on the pedal will ya?


"American Dragon: Jake Long: Half Baked (#2.2)" (2006)
Jake' s Father: I've found out a deep dark secret about your mother's side of the family... you're all allergic of chocolate!


"American Dragon: Jake Long: Bite Father, Bite Son (#2.27)" (2007)
Jake's Father: [after finding Jake unconscious in the hall] You, you hurt my Jake! Nobody does that!
Vampire #1: You named your dragon self "Jake"?
Vampire #2: [to Jonathan] Don't let him tease you. I named my fangs "Lefty" and "Bitey".


"American Dragon: Jake Long: Ring Around the Dragon (#1.23)" (2006)
Jake' s Father: When a bears near by don't act silly. Too escape him simply run down hilly.


"American Dragon: Jake Long: Hairy Christmas (#2.16)" (2006)
Jake' s Father: [performing a Christmas Carol in front of the whole neighborhood] Four Calling Birds...
Jake's Mother: Three French Hens...
Haley Long: Two Turtle Doves...
Jake Long: And you Know: a bird and stuff...


"American Dragon: Jake Long: Old School Training (#1.1)" (2005)
Jake Long: Days like today make me wish I was a normal human. Like dad.
Jake' s Father: [enters the kitchen singing] Hey, who's the cow with a halo on her head and an uder made of gold. Holy cow she's a wholesome heifer. Moo!
Jake Long: And I use the term "normal" very loosely.


"American Dragon: Jake Long: Dreamscape (#2.9)" (2006)
Jake' s Father: You'll have to excuse your mother Jake. Someone woke up on the wrong side of the bedinski!
Jake's Mother: Excuse me?
Jake' s Father: You heard me grumplestilsken. All morning you've been acting like a ...
[turns on the coffee machine blocking his fowl language]
Jake's Mother: Oh yeah? Well you've been ranting like a big fat
[turns on the coffee machine blocking her fowl language]
Jake Long: I'm just gonna get a bite at school where everyone is a bit less hostile.