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Fu Dog (Character)
from "American Dragon: Jake Long" (2005)

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"American Dragon: Jake Long: Eye of the Beholder (#1.16)" (2005)
Eli Excelsior Pandarus: This worked out perfectly. I needed 2 eye witnesses to our blessed union and vioula. Here you are. Just hanging around.
Jake Long: [chained to the wall with a sphinx hair net over him] Fu, watch out! Pandarus is going to take the winner of the pageant and make her his bride!
Fu Dog: Your looking at her kid.
Jake's Grandfather: [also chained] What? You won?
Jake Long: No way!
Fu Dog: Is that sooooo hard to believe?

Fu Dog: Hey Carol, you want to shake those things my way?
[Carol slaps him]
Fu Dog: I was talking about your wings! What do you expect from a ditsy dame?

Fu Dog: Suzi, this is my stylist. Sven.
Jake Long: [in a girly voice] Eek! Split ends!

"American Dragon: Jake Long: Body Guard Duty (#1.12)" (2005)
Fu Dog: I'm a bad dog!

Fu Dog: Talk about your yellow journalism!

"American Dragon: Jake Long: Hairy Christmas (#2.16)" (2006)
Fu Dog: [addressing the audience] Hey kids! If you haven't guessed, this is the American Dragon Hokey Holiday Special. And like all Holiday specials, this deals with family, togetherness... Ugh, bla bl-bla bl-bla, and all that other sappy garbage. Let's just get on with the opening titles before I hurl egg-nog all over the snow right here.

Fu Dog: Sweet Santa's Driedel!

"American Dragon: Jake Long: Homecoming (#2.20)" (2007)
Jake Long: So, how exactly do these skull-thingies work again?
Jake's Grandfather: Whoever possesses all 13, is granted one irreversible wish.
Fu Dog: And if the Huntsman gets his mitts on them, ten bucks says he ain't wishing for a collection of '70s A.M. gold.

Fu Dog: And then bingo bango bazingo! Huntsie's master plan is flushed down the master can.

"American Dragon: Jake Long: The Talented Mr. Long (#1.3)" (2005)
Professor Rotwood: Admiral attempt Mr. Long, but you can't beat my young piano protige with that mangy puppet.
Fu Dog: Hey, who are you calling mangy Molly Mc Hairpiece?
Jake Long: Ha ha. Take it easy Captain Argh-Argh.
Fu Dog: No, seriously, you might want to call an exterminator for that rats nest you call hair. I'd like to introduce you to a new concept. It's called a comb!
Jake Long: [he stuffs Fu into a case] What can I say? He has a mind of his own.

"American Dragon: Jake Long: Game On (#2.28)" (2007)
FuDog: [to Jake] I don't speak Nerd.

"American Dragon: Jake Long: The Heist (#1.10)" (2005)
Fu Dog: [Trixie and Spud are walking in slow motion] Hurry up! It's a little cramped in here!

"American Dragon: Jake Long: Fu and Tell (#1.20)" (2005)
Fu Dog: You realize this is about to turn ugly.
Yan Yan: Why, is your mother coming?

"American Dragon: Jake Long: Fu Dog Takes a Walk (#1.7)" (2005)
Fu Dog: [about to plummet to his death] It's times like these I wish I had a giant pair of batwings instead of a smugly personality. Nah, on second thought I'm good with the personality. But I sure could use a dragon.
Jake Long, Jake's Grandfather: [burst through the window]
Jake Long: [hits the machine causing Fu to fall]
Fu Dog: I take it back! No dragon!
Jake Long: [catching Fu with his tail] Scared you, didn't I?
Fu Dog: No, I'm akways this damp.

"American Dragon: Jake Long: Ring Around the Dragon (#1.23)" (2006)
Fu Dog: [about Hobie] I'd hate to be the one changing that diaper.

"American Dragon: Jake Long: Supernatural Tuesday (#2.14)" (2006)
Fu Dog: Would it kill ya to smile? You look like a mug shot!

"American Dragon: Jake Long: Dragon Breath (#1.2)" (2005)
Fu Dog: Kid, what's the matter with you?
Jake Long: Sorry. Guess I was a little put off by THE 8 HAIRY SPIDER LEGS!

"American Dragon: Jake Long: Shapeshifter (#1.13)" (2005)
Jake Long: Wait, are you saying I can shapeshift into other people? Check this!
[shapeshifts into his grandfather]
Jake Long: The sparrow with the most patience is more patient than the one that's impatient.
Fu Dog: [laughing] You sound just like the old man!
Jake Long: [shapeshifts into Fu] Hey yo, forget about it! I need to go bet myself some dog buscuits and give myself a flee bath!
Fu Dog: I don't sound like that.
Jake's Grandfather: Jake, while you have you have shapeshifting powers, you can not use your dragon powers so you must treat this mission very seriously.
Jake Long: It's cool G! Serious is my middle name.
[shapeshifts into the huntsman]
Jake Long: Now, brotha's and sista's, bust a move and bring on the Huntsclan!

"American Dragon: Jake Long: Siren Says (#2.22)" (2007)
Spud: [wearing knight armor and riding Fu like a horse] Alas, ye scurvy dragon! That lass be the Dark Knight!
Fu Dog: [turning to Vickie] Permission to bite him savagely, my pretty-pretty?
Vickie: Maybe later.

"American Dragon: Jake Long: Hong Kong Longs (#2.31)" (2007)
Jake's Father: Okay, one more question: Are unicorns real?
FuDog: Sure.
Jake's Father: Fairies?
FuDog: You bet.
Jake's Father: Gnomes, elves, mermaids?
FuDog: Yes, yes and yes.
Jake's Father: [hopefully] Santa Claus?
FuDog: Just keep your eyes on the road and your foot on the pedal will ya?