Owen Kronsky
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Owen Kronsky (Character)
from "Less Than Perfect" (2002)

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"Less Than Perfect: Queen of England (#1.4)" (2002)
Owen: If you don't focus... baby will never get out of that corner, you know what I'm saying? I think you do.

Kipp: Sorry to interrupt the Algonquin Round Table, but isn't this the kind of game you play in a Mexican prison?
Owen: No, what you're thinking of is Pentelonian's 'Caliente.' Which is fun but really there are no winners.

"Less Than Perfect: The Vacation (#1.5)" (2002)
Owen: Sorry I'm late I was busy last night. Damn Book Club!
Ramona: You know, I don't get how every week you manage to make a bunch of little-old ladies wanna kill you.
Owen: Well we were supposed to read a book by Stephen Hawking, and I missed the 'haw' part, and read a book by Stephen King. If I hadn't brought in those little hard candies I wouldn't have gotten ought of there alive.

"Less Than Perfect: Claude's Got a Secret (#1.12)" (2003)
Owen: Now this really steams my broccoli.