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from "Futurama" (1999)

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"Futurama: Law and Oracle (#6.17)" (2011)
URL: What's in the box, Schrödinger?
Erwin Schrödinger: A cat, some poison und a cesium atom.
Philip J. Fry: Is the cat alive or dead? Alive or dead? Answer me!
Erwin Schrödinger: It's in a simultaneous state until you break the construct.
Philip J. Fry: We'll see about that.
[Opens box; cat jumps out and attacks him]
URL: [Looks in box] There's also a lot of drugs in there.

URL: And to think he was only a few days from retirement.
Philip J. Fry: What happened to him?
URL: He decided to take an early retirement.

"Futurama: Space Pilot 3000 (#1.1)" (1999)
URL: I'm gonna get 24th century on his ass.

URL: If they try to take off, give 'em an ass full of laser.

"Futurama: The Why of Fry (#5.8)" (2003)
[as Fry is trying to pick up Nibbler's anti-matter poop]
Smitty: Whoo-hoo-hoo, smells like a 289 in progress.
URL: Failure to scoop. Aw, yeah.
Fry: Wait, I'm trying. It weighs as much as a thousand suns.

"Futurama: A Tale of Two Santas (#4.2)" (2001)
Smitty: It's Santa, and we've got him cornered.
URL: Oh, I smell a big, juicy promotion for me.
Smitty: And a juicy re-hiring back into the force for me.

"Futurama: Proposition Infinity (#6.4)" (2010)
URL: [after knocking out a prisoner with the Vulcan neck pinch] Momma said Spock you out.

"Futurama: Overclockwise (#6.25)" (2011)
Cubert Farnsworth: Hey, pigs.
URL: Does Cubert Farnsworth live here?
Cubert Farnsworth: You're porking at him.
Smitty: Then you are under arrest for violation of a Momcorp licensing agreement.
[Cuffs Cubert, who squeals like a pig]
Professor Farnsworth: What's all this oinking about? Who called the fuzz?
URL: Does this child have a legal guardian?
Professor Farnsworth: You're porking at him.
URL: Then these charges apply to you too.
Professor Farnsworth: Wha?