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Queen Elizabeth II
: Put some elbow into it! We must have this room ready for the banquet tonight! Chop-chop! Prince Edward
: Really Mummy, why do we have to redecorate the banquet room? Queen Elizabeth II
: Because we used up the rest of the budget on the rest of the castle. Now back to work! Princess Anne
: I'll never be queen! Prince Andrew
: [holding his paintbrush backwards
] My paintbrush doesn't work! Princess Sarah
: Twit. Queen Mum
: I don't want to do this poop anymore! I want some tea!
[Princess Anne is talking to the Queen about the souvenirs for her forthcoming wedding to Captain Mark Phillips
] Princess Anne
: There's been so much excitement. The Queen
: I'm told people have spent a fortune on souvenirs. Plates, mugs, teatowels. Princess Anne
: And lavatory roll. The Queen
: What? Princess Anne
: Anne and Mark toilet roll. It was in the papers. The Queen
: The Lord Chamberlain never approved that! Princess Anne
: I'm sure he didn't, but it's our faces all right. The Queen
: But people will be... Princess Anne
: I'm afraid that's the point, Mummy.