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: [Marshall doesn't want to go to a movie with the family and Simon
] Marshall, we're not going to beg you to go with us, son. You should want to spend time with your family. Marilyn Teller
: I can't believe you'd want to pass up an all-expense paid trip to see a scary movie. Marshall Teller
: No thanks. No offense. Syndi Teller
: [reading from the newspaper
] The Wilson twins gave it two fingers up. Simon Holmes
: [with a devilish laugh
] Which fingers? Marshall Teller
: [after Syndi finishes reading the review out loud
] Since when did you become such a cinephile? Syndi Teller
: You better watch your mouth!
: [a crazy-looking man on a bicycle crashes into Edgar, then into the nearby shrubbery
] Poor man. Shouldn't we... Syndi Teller
: Don't even think about it, Mom. That guy is the Mad Whacker. Simon Holmes
: Syndi's right. They call him the Whacker because he used an axe to kill his victims. Edgar Teller
: Now come on. I've heard rumors he was Eerie's last living Liberal, but... Simon Holmes
: What's a Liberal? Edgar Teller
: [suddenly uncomfortable
] I'll explain it to you when you're older. Marilyn Teller
: Well, I don't care if he's a Liberal or an axe murderer, I want you two boys to stay clear of him, understood? Marshall Teller
: Yes, Mom.