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[upon meeting Captain Ahab
: He's possessed! Horror
: He's insane! Adventure
: He's my kinda guy!
: Hmm, you know what would make this a happy ending? A kiss. Horror
: Doh, okay.
[the screen goes blank, a smack is heard
: I meant from her!
[all three are heard laughing
: I wrote the book on sailing. In fact, I *am* the book on sailing.
: How would you like to curl up with a good book?
[Fantasy wallops him
: Ow, me binding! Fantasy
: In your dreams!
: Remember, mate, not all sharks are in the water.
: [to Adventure
] I know I'm not your favorite kind of book, but I could be just like you. Adventure
: You'll *never* be Adventure! You ain't got the spine for it! Fantasy
: Come on, honey, even books have spines!