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: Back off, fun pig! You wanna fun-fucking-arrest me? You better get a fun-fucking-warrant! Otherwise, stay outta my... fun-fucking-face!
: Aren't you bringing any weapons? Lars Bronkhorst
: I have all the weapons I need. Putman Livingston
: Piss on that! I'm bringing a ma-she-tay!
: I guess now they'll kick me out of the Pacifists Club. Jenny
: Or just ask you nicely to leave.
: Are you familiar with the expression "sitting duck"? Juan
: Uhh, no.
: What happened to the Jacuzzi?
: I thought it was time to bring in the pro. Sam, The Fun Police
: Hank? Coconut Pete
: Yes, Hank. The head of security on all my tours. Jenny
: So, what? He keeps aging hippies from stealing the bong out of your tour bus? Coconut Pete
: It just so happens Hank used to be a federal agent. Yes, that's right. Headed a FBI task force on serial killers. Single-handedly caught the Minneapolis Mangler. Lars
: Who's the Minneapolis Mangler? Hank
: Exactly. Dave
: Pete, you are aware that I've personally served this guy twenty beers a day for the last ten years, right? Hank
: [shows a nasty scar on his side
] Hey, I was in Nicaragua, junior! When you can stuff your intestines back in your pockets and walk twenty clicks to an aid station after a knife fight with guerilla drug lords, then you talk to me!
[after putting one of his patented massage moves on the killer
: He'll orgasm for another few minutes. Go!