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: [Mickey shows her a photo of his lover
] What's this? Oh, that's your Robert? Oh my gosh. I didn't even recognize him. How old is this picture? Mickey Deane
: In case you don't get Selleck. Valerie Cherish
: Well... Mickey Deane
: All these years, I've never asked, Red. Valerie Cherish
: Now I know. I think, you know... they really wanna get a name. Mickey Deane
: Well, keep him in mind. Valerie Cherish
: Okay. Mickey Deane
: He's perfect for the role of Big Dick... if you get my drift. Valerie Cherish
: You know that overhead camera? Its probably on.
[Mickey looks up at the hidden camera with a mortified look on his face
: Jane, how great would it be to have Tom Selleck on "The Comeback"? Huh? Oh, yeah. Okay, so, Sharon, lets get Tom Selleck. Sharon
: Great. Valerie Cherish
: Yeah! Tom Peterman
: Yeah, Val, I don't think we can get Tom Selleck. Valerie Cherish
: Well, of course we can't. Not without a personal call, but I think I can handle that. Tom Peterman
: Oh, you know Tom Selleck? Valerie Cherish
: Oh yeah, surel Yeah. I did a "Magnum P.I." back when I was just starting out. Played his godchild. Sharon
: Long time ago. Valerie Cherish
: I know. Oh wait, I'm wrong. My bad. That's wrong. I played a teen hooker on "Magnum P.I." I played Remington Steele's godchild. It was the same year, so.
: [about a pornographic video entitled "Ladies Loving Ladies 5" found in the bedroom
] All right, look, I'm glad we cleared all this up, good, yeah, 'cause, you know this show, is not about, you know, "Ladies Loving Ladies" - it's about, you know, this lady loving this lady. You know, so... good.
: [after seeing a woman giving oral sex
] Good luck trying to get her to sign a release.
: [when asked for her drink order at a hip Palm Springs resort
] I'll have an Angie Dickinson... Waiter
: A who?
: Billy, listen... don't cry at work. It's not professional.