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Mike Hanson (Character)
from Buying the Cow (2002)

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Buying the Cow (2002)
Mike Hanson: You should stop drinking.
Girl in Bar: Why? I just got here.
Mike Hanson: Because you're driving me home.

[opens car door to see Mike Kissing a girl]
Tyler Carter Bellows: I thought you said you're gay.
Mike Hanson: Yeah, and your point is?

David Collins: You're the only people I've ever told.
Mike Hanson: Yeah, can you keep it that way? It makes you seem kind of creepy.

Mike Hanson: How did you figure it out?
Bar Patron: After a string of girlfriends, a couple ex-wives, and a Great Dane or two. I started thinking, "Hey, maybe it's me."