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: I still can't believe that Ellen is gay. Spence
: Well, I always thought for a while she might be. I mean she could always run faster than I could, throw a ball farther, climb a tree faster... Joe Farrell
: Did you ever think maybe YOU were gay?
[after catching Ellen making out with her former beau Dan
] Spence Kovak
: What the hell kind of lesbian are you?
: What are you doing in here? Spence
: I'm playing "Crimson Tide" and I'm waiting for Denzel Washington to punch me in the face. I'm taking a bath, what does it look like I'm doing?
[Spence's girlfriend, Denise, arrives in weired multi-colored facial makeup
] Alien Denise
: Hi, Spence. I am I late? Spence Kovak
: Denise? Alien Denise
: Oh, I just came from the set. They're shooting a Babylon 5 episode and I have to go back later for some pick-up shots. Paige Clark
: [whispering to Spence
] Couldn't find anybody in this galaxy, huh? Spence Kovak
: [whispering back; embarrassed
] Shut up.
: Ellen, this is rock and roll camp fantasy camp. You can be anyone you want to be here. Melissa Ethridge, k.d. lang, the Indigo Girls, Tina Turner. Ellen Morgan
: Tina Turner? You mean... Spence Kovak
: Oh, yeah. Ellen Morgan
: All right!