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: [Carl has grabbed Kayla and is trying to humiliate Chazz in front of the entire Audience by calling him "Chester"
] Hey, you stay out of this and get your hands off her! Kayla
: Why did he call you that? Carl Mace
: There's a lot that Chester didn't tell you about, right, Chester? Rex
: What's he talking about Chazz? Chazz
: Um... Kayla, I... Chazz
: It's... uh, he's... awww shit. Kayla, there's something I gotta tell ya. Um... I was a geek in high school. I had really short hair, I played "Dungeons and Dragons", I had a bug collection, I ate my Boogers. My name's not Chazz... it's Chester, and I understand if You don't love me, anymore. D & D Rocker
: I played D & D, too! School Newspaper Rocker
: I was editor of the school magazine! Corduroy Rocker
: I used to wear corduroy pants! Masturbating Rocker
: I used to masturbate... constantly!
[His two friends start hitting him
: You got any kind of training? Doug Beech
: Well, I was in the Merchant Marines. Carl Mace
: Marines. Yeah, I copy.
[gets distracted for a moment
] Doug Beech
: But, I was an accountant. Carl Mace
: Nah, you won't be held accountable.
: I used to come home at night bone tired, sometimes five, six o'clock in the morning. I drop my underwear on the floor one time. Had this teensy weeny little skid mark on them. You would think I had started World War 9.