Mae West
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Mae West (Character)
from Mae West (1982) (TV)

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"Mister Ed: Mae West Meets Mister Ed (#4.21)" (1964)
Carol Post: Won't you sit down?
Mae West: Honey, you don't dare sit down in this gown - it's standing room, only.

Carol Post: We've all heard so much about you, Miss West.
Mae West: Yes, I know, but you can't prove it.

Mae West: My, but you look distinguished. I've always admired men in uniform.
Gordon Kirkwood: You have?
Mae West: Oh, I even choke up when I see a Good Humor man.

Carol Post: Before you go, Miss West, just one question, if you won't consider it too embarrassing.
Mae West: Well, I don't mind embarrassing questions, if you don't mind embarrassing answers.