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Douglas Fargo (Character)
from "Eureka" (2006)

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"Eureka: If You Build It... (#3.13)" (2009)
Douglas Fargo: Well, it was nice while it lasted but it's time to move on.
Deputy Jo Lupo: So you just dumped her.
Douglas Fargo: I don't believe in long good-byes, especially when something this sweet comes along.
Deputy Jo Lupo: Men.

Douglas Fargo: Hey, hose-clamp! Not funny!

Deputy Jo Lupo: Well, you seem okay to me.
Douglas Fargo: What're you talking about? I am covered in evidence.

Larry Haberman: He hugged me!
Douglas Fargo: You wish!

Larry Haberman: Listen, about that hug...
Douglas Fargo: Ooo! What happened in the trunk, stays in the truck.

"Eureka: It's Not Easy Being Green (#3.12)" (2009)
Toby Bismarck: Fargo, I have one word for you.
Douglas Fargo: Is it "surrender?"

Douglas Fargo: Oh, what the frack!

Duncan: Nudity is perfectly natural. All right, I lived in places in Africa where it's the custom to go au naturel.
Douglas Fargo: Bully for you. I prefer privacy.

"Eureka: H.O.U.S.E. Rules (#1.11)" (2006)
Marshall Jack Carter: You wanted *me* to be happy, because I was gonna leave. Huh? Just like Fargo left you and, uh, B.R.A.D. got left before that and whatever the hell it was before that.
Douglas Fargo: It was a war game simulation program.
S.A.R.A.H.: Shall we play a game?
Marshall Jack Carter: No!
Douglas Fargo, Beverly Barlowe, Henry Deacon, Nathan Stark: No!
Allison Blake: No!

Douglas Fargo: When, uh, I'm stressed, my subtext comes out as text.
Marshall Jack Carter: Fargo, do you want me to duct tape shut your mouth?

"Eureka: Family Reunion (#2.7)" (2007)
Nathan Stark: Of all people to bring out of cryostasis I resurrect another Fargo.
Sheriff Jack Carter: Yeah, kharma's a bitch. Hey, um, is anyone curious as to HOW he got in there?
Nathan Stark: He's a FARGO, are you really surprised?
Douglas Fargo: I am standing right here.

"Eureka: A New World (#4.2)" (2010)
Douglas Fargo: Um, sanctioned, like, dead?
Jo Lupo: No. Sanctioned like we each get a puppy.

"Eureka: Purple Haze (#1.10)" (2006)
Douglas Fargo: I'm the grease on the cogs that turn the gears in this machine that is Eureka!

"Eureka: Clash of the Titans (#4.17)" (2011)
Douglas Fargo: [looks at his PDA] Uh, oh. We have a tiny problem.
Holly Marten: Uh, oh.
Douglas Fargo: No, no. Tiny, the robot. She exploded. I have to go look into it.

"Eureka: I Do Over (#3.4)" (2008)
Sheriff Jack Carter: I'm not crazy.
Douglas Fargo: Says the guy with crazy eyes and a gun.

"Eureka: A Night in Global Dynamics (#2.13)" (2007)
Zane Donovan: Guys, we're picking up heat signatures down the hall from you
Nathan Stark: Where exactly?
Douglas Fargo: In the... In the morgue.
Marshall Jack Carter: I swear to God, if this thing turns into a zombie attack, I am quitting.

"Eureka: Many Happy Returns (#1.2)" (2006)
Marshall Jack Carter: Now, if we could do something about the voice.
Douglas Fargo: Sorry, it's temp audio. Just waiting to hear back from Sarah Michelle Gellar's people. Rar!
Marshall Jack Carter: I don't even know how to respond to that.

"Eureka: Hide and Seek: Part Five (#1.6)" (2006)
Douglas Fargo: Taggart and I were in the woods searching for that monster thing. He, he said it's the key to the greatest evolutionary mystery of all time. That it's the missing link.
Jack Carter: Would this have anything to do with regressive DNA?
Jo Lupo: Impressive.
Jack Carter: Thanks.
Jo Lupo: Um, Henry told you, didn't he?
Jack Carter: Yeah.

"Eureka: What Goes Around, Comes Around (#3.18)" (2009)
Sheriff Jack Carter: What button d'you push THIS time?
Douglas Fargo: Can you not recognize a victim when you see one?