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: Gary, you didn't kill your brother. Those gorillas did.
Kim Jong Il
: Now you see, the changing of the worrd is inevitabre! Lisa
: I'm sorry, it's what? Kim Jong Il
: Inevit, inevitabre. Lisa
: One more time. Kim Jong Il
] Inevitabre! Things are inevitabrey going to change! Goddamnit, open your fucking ears!
: Sometimes... believing is all we have.
Kim Jong Il
: Now you see, the new world is inevitable. Lisa
: It's what? Kim Jong Il
: Inevit - inevitable. Lisa
: One more time? Kim Jong Il
: Inevitable! Things are inevitably going to change! Goddamnit, open your fuckin' ears!
: Hey, terrorist! Terrorize this!
: I.N.T.E.L.L.I.G.E.N.C.E. is down! I repeat, we have no I.N.T.E.L.L.I.G.E.N.C.E.!
: What does Spottswoode see in him? Lisa
: I don't know. But I think I see it too.
: Gary, you can't blame yourself for what gorillas did.
: I'm so confused! Lisa
: It's too early for me to be having feelings for you. Gary Johnston
: Maybe feelings are feelings because we can't control them.
: Promise me you'll never die. Gary Johnston
: You know I can't promise that. Lisa
: If you did that, I would make love to you right now. Gary Johnston
: I promise I'll never die.
: [to Gary
] You had me at "dicks fuck assholes".
: Wait a minute! Look!
[a cockroach crawls out of Kim Jong-Il's mouth and towards a spaceship
] Kim Jong Il
: You have not heard the rast of Kim Jong-Il! I will return! You shall see. I will be back!
[enters spaceship and launches out of the palace
] Kim Jong Il
: So rong, Earthrings! Gary Johnston
: We'll be here waiting for you, Kim Jong-Il! Chris
: All right, you guys. I hate to break this little party, but there are still a lot of bad guys out there. Gary Johnston
: Well, then let's go show the bad guys the police are back in force. Lisa
: Fuck, yeah. Gary Johnston
: Fuck, yeah.
: We lost I.N.T.E.L.L.I.G.E.N.C.E! I repeat, we have no I.N.T.E.L.L.I.G.E.N.C.E.
: Team, I'm afraid I have bad news. At 7:15 this morning, the terrorists carried out their attack. Lisa
: What? Sarah
: But how can that be? Gary stopped the terrorists in Cairo. Spottswoode
: It appears now that I.N.T.E.L.L.I.G.E.N.C.E was wrong about the Chechnyans being in charge. That was bad I.N.T.E.L.L.I.G.E.N.C.E. Very bad I.N.T.E.L.L.I.G.E.N.C.E. Intelligence
: I'm sorry.
: Then what about all those things you promised me last night? You said you'd never leave. Gary Johnston
: I said I'd never die. But now I'm... *dead inside*