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Johann Krauss (Character)
from Hellboy II: The Golden Army (2008)

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Hellboy II: The Golden Army (2008)
Johann Krauss: Nice baby.
Baby: I'm not a baby. I'm a tumor.

Johann Krauss: You have one fatal flaw.
Hellboy: Oh, I wanna hear this.
Johann Krauss: No, you don't. You can't take criticism.
Hellboy: Try me.
Johann Krauss: [pokes Hellboy] Can't... take it.
Hellboy: [yells] What's my flaw?
Johann Krauss: Your temper! It gets the best of you. Makes you weak, makes you vulnera...
[Hellboy punches him]

Princess Nuala: [with the others in the meat-locker] To wage his war, my brother needs this.
[holding the crown piece and cylinder]
Princess Nuala: The final piece of the crown of BethMora and this map to the location of the Golden Army chamber.
Johann Krauss: The Golden Army. The harbingers of death, the unstoppable tide...
Hellboy: [under his breath] Howdy Doody.
Johann Krauss: Your Highness, if you hand the crown piece over to us...
Princess Nuala: No. Where it goes, I go. My father died to uphold the truce with your world. We must honor his noble intentions.
Abe Sapien: The lady is in dire danger.
Johann Krauss: I take is your are vouching for her, Agent Sapien?
Abe Sapien: Most emphatically, yes.
Johann Krauss: Even so... I am sorry, but we simply cannot assume such responsibility on our own.
Hellboy: [getting in Johann's face] Lady just lost her father, what more do you want?
Johann Krauss: You may not care, but there are procedures, rules, and little handbooks that...
Hellboy: She's coming with us. You got that, gasbag?
Johann Krauss: [offended] What-what did you call me?
Prince Nuada: [from behind the group] You! You will pay for what happened to my friend down there.
Hellboy: [turning to face him, sarcastically] Yeah, right. You take checks?
Prince Nuada: [enraged] Demon. Born from a womb of shadows, sent to destroy their world and you still believe you belong?
Hellboy: Are we going to talk all night? Because I'm really sleepy.

Johann Krauss: [as the destroyed Golden soldiers reform themselves] Well, I'm out of ideas.
Hellboy: I've got one.

Johann Krauss: You say I'm not human, but on the contrary, I understand your pain all too well. You see, a long time ago, I lost the woman I love, and that was, in fact, the cause of my present misfortune. I will tell you about it someday. But for now, the tactical advantage is ours! Consider this: the Prince lacks the crown piece. And without it, his Army poses no threat to us.
Liz Sherman: So, we have clearance then?
Johann Krauss: Agent Sherman... Liz... screw ze clearance! Ve vill *take* that plane!

Hellboy: Hey, gasbag! Stop talking now!
Johann Krauss: Or what? Are you threatening me? Because I think I can take you.
Hellboy: Excuse me?
Johann Krauss: You heard me.

Hellboy: Eh, Mr. Kraut, sir?
Johann Krauss: Krauss, agent. There's a double s.
Hellboy: SS. Right, right.

Johann Krauss: [after thrashing Hellboy] There we are. Your temper, it makes you sloppy. Try to control it, Agent Hellboy. Before it controls you.
[Johann "walks" away, singing in German]
Hellboy: Glass-hole.

Tom Manning: What's going on? What's going on?
Hellboy: I quit.
[gives Manning his belt and weapon]
Tom Manning: What? Are you serious?
Liz Sherman: Looks that way doesn't it?
[gives Manning her belt and weapon]
Tom Manning: What's wrong with you? You can't all just quit.
Abe Sapien: [gives Manning his belt and weapons] Watch us.
[pats Manning on the cheek and walks past him]
Hellboy: [comes back] On second thought...
[pulls out the Samaritan]
Hellboy: I think I'll keep this!
[walks away]
Tom Manning: Come on. Come on! Johann, they can't do this. Stop them.
Johann Krauss: Dr. Manning, suck my ectoplasmic schwanzstucker!

Johann Krauss: You will learn to obey me, follow protocol and stay focused at all times.
Hellboy: Oh, that word - "fock-yused"? Yeah, with your accent, I wouldn't use it that much.

Johann Krauss: Screw the clearance, we will take that plane!