From "Duckman: Private Dick/Family Man: Inherit the Judgment: The Dope's Trial (#2.4)"
Bernice, I am sick and tired of you treating me like some dim-bulb melonhead who's always on the verge of his next screw-up!
[Duckman hits the car, which then loses a tire and collapses
Okay, who had "destroys car" in the next Duckman screw-up pool?
I had "buys Lincoln Memorial."
"Loses house in pyramid scheme."