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: I'm Deanna. What's your name? Eric Duckman
: Duckman. As in Dr. Duckman. Ph.D., loveology. Why don't you stay after class so I can grade on your curves?
[Bernice slaps him
: You're despicable. You've got kidney stones older than her.
: Bernice, I am sick and tired of you treating me like some dim-bulb melonhead who's always on the verge of his next screw-up!
[Duckman hits the car, which then loses a tire and collapses
: Okay, who had "destroys car" in the next Duckman screw-up pool? Charles
: I had "buys Lincoln Memorial." Mambo
: "Loses house in pyramid scheme." Ajax