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Bernice (Character)
from "Duckman: Private Dick/Family Man" (1994)

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"Duckman: Private Dick/Family Man: Ride the High School (#1.6)" (1994)
Deanna: I'm Deanna. What's your name?
Eric Duckman: Duckman. As in Dr. Duckman. Ph.D., loveology. Why don't you stay after class so I can grade on your curves?
[Bernice slaps him]
Bernice: You're despicable. You've got kidney stones older than her.


"Duckman: Private Dick/Family Man: Inherit the Judgment: The Dope's Trial (#2.4)" (1995)
Eric Duckman: Bernice, I am sick and tired of you treating me like some dim-bulb melonhead who's always on the verge of his next screw-up!
[Duckman hits the car, which then loses a tire and collapses]
Bernice: Okay, who had "destroys car" in the next Duckman screw-up pool?
Charles: I had "buys Lincoln Memorial."
Mambo: "Loses house in pyramid scheme."
Ajax: Herpes.