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Bob Oblong (Character)
from "The Oblongs" (2001)

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"The Oblongs: Misfit Love (Pilot) (#1.1)" (2001)
Bob Oblong: [after seeing Milo trying to saw his bed in half] Come on Milo it's time for school.
Milo Oblong: I'm almost through Dad just give me a minute.
Bob Oblong: Now Milo you know you're not supposed to handle anything sharper than your a boiled egg.
Milo Oblong: It's not fair dad. Why can't I go to normal school like everyone else? Why do I have to go to a school for phsychos?
Bob Oblong: Wait a minute there Milo. It's not a school for phsychos. It's a school for the socially uplifted.

Bob Oblong: Where's Milo?
Beth Oblong: Milo said he's not going to school.
Pickles Oblong: Beth, honey, nobody likes a tattletale.
Bob Oblong: I do. They're an essential part of any family. You keep right on tattling, sweetypie.
Beth Oblong: Daddy has a magazine with naked ladies hugging.
Bob Oblong: Aw, crimany!

Bob Oblong: Where's Milo?
Beth Oblong: Milo says he's not going to school.
Pickles Oblong: Beth, honey, nobody likes a tattletale.
Bob Oblong: I do. They're an essential part of any family.
Beth Oblong: Daddy has a magazine with naked ladies hugging.
Bob Oblong: Aw, crimany!


"The Oblongs: Narcoleptic Scottie (#1.2)" (2001)
Doctor: Well, I could remove his testicles. That often calms them down.
Bob Oblong: We were kinda hoping for grandchildren.
Doctor: You're a real idiot, aren't you?
Bob Oblong: Alright, now that's darned close to crossing the line.

Bob Oblong: Well wrap me in bacon and call me rumaki.


"The Oblongs: Pickles' Little Amazons (#1.9)" (2001)
Bob Oblong: Honey, you left Beth at the store?
Pickles Oblong: [clutching her vodka bottle] I could have sworn she drove home.