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: It would be lovely if I could have a cup... of... TEA!
: Face it, sonny. You're a failure.
: Who was that? Muriel
: It was an admirer who offered me an endless field of flowers and his eternal love. Eustace Bagg
: Oh. Have you seen my screwdriver?
: You know how you spell "ugly"? U... YOU, YOU, YOU YOU YOU YOU! Hunchback
: And... you sir... are extremely... bald. Eustace Bagg
: You erh! Why you erh! Eustace Bagg
: Oh YEAH! Well you look like something the cow SPIT UP! Hunchback
: You sir are extremely... bald. Eustace Bagg
: Aya! Ah! Come on ner ner ner! Erh! And the only thing uglier than this... IS THIS! Hee hee hee hee hee hee hee! Hunchback
: Are you bald? Yes. Eustace Bagg
: ERRHHHH! Muriel
: Eustace! Have you no sense of hospitality? Eustace Bagg
: Nope. Muriel
: Well then, you can take your breakfast and eat it in the hen house. Eustace Bagg
: Erm, but, but... He called me bald! Muriel
: Eustace, you are bald.
: [after being bitten by the weremole
] Must be a bad carrot!
: Your son here says there is something wrong with you. What is up with that? Muriel Bagge
: Shh! I'm watching my favorite show. Dr. Vindaloo
: Now, I want you to open your mouth and say, "Ahh!"
[Muriel opens her jaws wide and swallows the doctor whole
: Eustace, will you stop that noise? You'll wake the neighbors! Eustace Bagg
: We ain't got no neighbors!
: Eustace, must he really sleep in the attic? It's so cold. Eustace Bagg
: He seemed happy to me.
: I miss your brother. Eustace Bagg
: Blah, blah, blah! I don't!
Spirit of the Harvest Moon
: Geeeeettt ouuuuuuuttt Muriel Bagge
: Well that's not very polite! Spirit of the Harvest Moon
: You didn't let me finish Muriel Bagge
: I'm sorry Spirit of the Harvest Moon
: It's time to hit the road Muriel Bagge
: Well that's not much better!
: Oh my, poor thing, out here all alone... what courage you have. Would you like to come home with me?
[Courage tearing with joy
: I 'll call you Courage, we 'll have a grand time...
[beautiful music in the background
: Well, judging by the markings and the obvious age of the relic, I'd have to say it would be... GARBAGE! Muriel
: Eustace! Eustace Bagg
: Garbage! From King Garbage, of the Garbage dynasty!