Jennifer Ann 'Moze' Mosely
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"Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide: Health & Jealousy (#3.19)" (2007)
Simon "Cookie" Cook: Moze! I need you to be my fake girlfriend and make Lisa jealous at lunch today!
Jennifer Ann 'Moze' Mosely: Sorry, I'm already fake going out with Ned.

Ned Bigby: [Ned and Moze just kissed to prove to Missy they're dating] Ahem, very convincing.
Jennifer Ann 'Moze' Mosely: Anything for a pal.
Ned Bigby: Right, right. So, uh, how are you and Faymen doing? You know, just asking.
Jennifer Ann 'Moze' Mosely: Huh? Oh, right, um...
[Faymen comes in fighting Seth-both in Sumo Wrestling outfits]
Jennifer Ann 'Moze' Mosely: He's fighting for my honor. Or something...

Seth Powers: Hey! Jennifer's my girl, bucko!
[Slaps Faymen with a white glove]
Faymen Phorchin: Fine, but I must warn you, my friend. I am the jealous type!
[Slaps Seth with his own white glove. They start slapping each other repeatedly]
Jennifer Ann 'Moze' Mosely: Guys! Guys! Don't be jealous over me! And where are you getting the white gloves?

Jennifer Ann 'Moze' Mosely: Why don't you just tell Missy the truth - you're not interested in her.
Ned Bigby: Because the truth doesn't WORK on crazy people!

"Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide: Dismissal & School Plays (#3.8)" (2006)
Ned Bigby: Never? I will never say never.
Jennifer 'Moze' Mosley: You just did... three times.

Ned Bigby: You heard him! He's going to try to steal Suzie with his kiss!
Jennifer Ann 'Moze' Mosely: Quiet! The play's already started and it's too late to stop it now.
Ned Bigby: It's never too late! I'm Ned Bigby and I never say "never!"
Jennifer Ann 'Moze' Mosely: You just said it! Three times!

Jennifer Ann 'Moze' Mosely: I have to pee and I'm not gonna take it anymore!

"Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide: Teachers & Detention (#1.3)" (2004)
Students: [to Moze, after she tried to help the Student Teacher] Teacher's pet, teacher's pet, teacher's pet!
Jennifer Ann 'Moze' Mosely: I am not a teacher's pet.
Girl sitting behind Moze: She's right. She is a Student teacher's pet.
Students: Student teacher's pet, Student teacher's pet, Student teacher's pet!

Jennifer Ann 'Moze' Mosely: You don't look so good.
Ned Bigby: I'm a mess. I can't eat, I can't sleep...
Jennifer Ann 'Moze' Mosely: You can't sleep...?
Ned Bigby: I've been wide awake in every class!

Ned Bigby, Jennifer Ann 'Moze' Mosely, Simon Nelson 'Cookie' Cook: [simultanously] We need tips.
Ned Bigby: Cookie, for you it's simple. Focus on your notebook. Not Miss Enstile. Only look up when it's absolutely necessary.
Jennifer Ann 'Moze' Mosely: What about me?
Ned Bigby: Ask a question on Miss Morrison's last lesson. This will give the new guy a place to start.
Simon Nelson 'Cookie' Cook: What are you gonna do?
Ned Bigby: [gravely] Something I said I would never do in my entire life. It's time to become... Teacher's Pet.
[Moze and Cookie both gasp in unizon]
Simon Nelson 'Cookie' Cook: You'd be marked for life! Teacher's Pet is hated by the whole class!
Jennifer Ann 'Moze' Mosely: [disgusted] I feel dirty just standing next to you.

"Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide: Popularity & Stressin' Out (#3.4)" (2006)
Jennifer Ann 'Moze' Mosely: I'm a little freaked out.

Jennifer Ann 'Moze' Mosely: [Moze just got an F on a test] Ah! Frowny face!
iTeacher: I must say, I'm disappointed.
Jennifer Ann 'Moze' Mosely: But I bet you never failed a test. Guess we're not that much alike, after all.
iTeacher: Nope, I never failed a test.
Jennifer Ann 'Moze' Mosely: YES! AWESOME! WHOO! I FAILED! Why am I cheering about that?
iTeacher: You know, a little stress can be a good thing. It's like an alarm in your head that tells you to make adjustments.
Jennifer Ann 'Moze' Mosely: Maybe I made too big an adjustment.
iTeacher: Too much stress and you could end up teaching. From your house. In a box! But NO stress... and you could end up like GORDY!

Lisa Zemo: You're talking to us? But you're really popular now.
Jennifer Ann 'Moze' Mosely: Please, it's just a lame list!
Coconut Head: If it was a lame list, then we'd be in the top ten and not the low seventies.
Martin Qwerly: You know, I remember in the fourth grade when she was kinda ugly.
Jennifer Ann 'Moze' Mosely: You guys are popular, too! Just in the band and not the Laughing Vortex - You thought I was ugly?
Lisa Zemo, Coconut Head, Martin Qwerly: Kinda, sorta, you had bad teeth.

"Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide: Art Class & Lost and Found (#3.5)" (2006)
Jennifer 'Moze' Mosley: PUPPY BEAR! Oh, how I've missed you!
[sees Ned giving her a strange look]
Jennifer 'Moze' Mosley: Oh, how I wish you hadn't seen that!

Jennifer Ann 'Moze' Mosely: [hugging PuppyBear] Oh, how I've missed you!
[Ned gives her a weird look]
Jennifer Ann 'Moze' Mosely: Oh, how I wish you hadn't seen that!

Jennifer Ann 'Moze' Mosely: I know what it's like to lose something... very special.
Ned Bigby: Here we go-The PuppyBear Story!
Jennifer Ann 'Moze' Mosely: It was sixth grade. I should have outgrown PuppyBear, but I still brought him to school with me...
Ned Bigby: You loved him! You lost him! He was ann ugly stuffed dog... bear... thing!

"Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide: New Grade & Dodgeball (#3.1)" (2006)
Gordy: Wow you guys grew alot over the weekend
Jennifer "Moze" Mosley: Gordy its been a whole summer
Gordy: That was one heck of a party

Ned Bigby: I just want you to know, I still picked you for my team.
Jennifer Ann 'Moze' Mosely: I picked a good book!

"Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide: Field Trips, Permission Slips, Signs and Weasels: Part One (#3.21)" (2007)
Ned Bigby: I need you to get me some clothes.
Jennifer Ann 'Moze' Mosely: What?
Ned Bigby: I'm naked and I need you to get me some clothes.
Jennifer Ann 'Moze' Mosely: What? Why don't you have your girlfriend do it?
Ned Bigby: Because I'm NAKED!
Jennifer Ann 'Moze' Mosely: I'm next in line to see The Wild Boy!
Ned Bigby: I repeat: I'M NAKED!

Simon "Cookie" Cook: I have to get on that bus or . . or...
Jennifer Ann 'Moze' Mosely: Or what?
Simon "Cookie" Cook: I can't tell you! It might jeopardize my secret identity.
Jennifer Ann 'Moze' Mosely: Oh, don't tell me you're the freak in the bird costume I heard about.

"Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide: Crushes and Dances (#1.5)" (2004)
Jennifer Ann 'Moze' Mosely: Now go on and tell him.
Ned Bigby: I don't know...
Jennifer Ann 'Moze' Mosely: I'll be your best friend!
Ned Bigby: You are my best friend.
Jennifer Ann 'Moze' Mosely: ...Right.

Jennifer Ann 'Moze' Mosely: [to Cookie about the Siberian Husky] It's puppy love. She won't be able to keep her paws off you.

"Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide: Tests and When You Like Someone Who Is Seeing Someone Else (#3.20)" (2007)
Ned Bigby: I hate green.
Simon "Cookie" Cook: I love green!
Jennifer Ann 'Moze' Mosely: Why do you two hang out? You're complete opposites.
Ned Bigby, Simon "Cookie" Cook: He keeps me centered.

Gordy: Hey, do you like Ned?
Jennifer Ann 'Moze' Mosely: What? Why? Does Ned like me?
Gordy: Pssh! I don't know! But if he did, that would be weird, huh? Or would it?
Jennifer Ann 'Moze' Mosely: It's just that we've been friends for so long and going out could totally ruin that. And he completely bombed my boyfriend test. BUT YEAH, I THINK I LIKE HIM!

"Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide: Sick Days & Spelling Bee (#1.6)" (2004)
Ned Bigby: The first words are the easiest.
[next word is flossonossmossapitifilcation]
Jennifer "Moze" Mosley: OH,YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME!
[Ned stops smiling]

"Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide: Boys & Girls (#3.11)" (2007)
Evelyn Kwong: Mosely! Boys like you. Why don't they like me? I'M LIKEABLE!
Jennifer Ann 'Moze' Mosely: Wel,, Evelyn... It may be... That you tend to come on too strong.
Evelyn Kwong: I DO NOT COME ON TOO STRONG! Oh! You're right! Teach me. Teach me your expert boy ways!
Jennifer Ann 'Moze' Mosely: I don't think so.
Evelyn Kwong: Please! Please! Please!
Jennifer Ann 'Moze' Mosely: And I'm not an expert.
[Evelyn continues pleading]
Jennifer Ann 'Moze' Mosely: And begging never works on me.

"Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide: Making New Friends & Positives and Negatives (#3.16)" (2007)
Jennifer 'Moze' Mosley: So how'd things go with Fayman?
Ned Bigby: Something tells me he doesn't like me. Actually, it was him!

"Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide: Nicknames and Shyness (#2.11)" (2006)
Jennifer 'Moze' Mosley: What *is* a "moze" anyway? It sounds like some kind of gardening tool!

"Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide: Getting Organized & Extra Credit (#3.14)" (2007)
Jennifer Ann 'Moze' Mosely: Hey! If you can't stand the heat, get out of my extra-credit volcano!

"Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide: Seating & Tryouts (#1.4)" (2004)
Jennifer Ann 'Moze' Mosely: I need help. I can't decide... Did you get taller?
Ned Bigby: Six inches.
Jennifer Ann 'Moze' Mosely: That's amazing! How did you do that?
Ned Bigby: Socks.
Jennifer Ann 'Moze' Mosely: Socks? How many?
Ned Bigby: Forty pairs.
[cuts to Ned's shoes, which are enormously big. Moze laughs, though Ned does not smile]
Ned Bigby: You said you need help?
[Moze holds a basketball and a volleyball in each hand, plus a cross country outfit]
Jennifer Ann 'Moze' Mosely: I don't know what to pick. I love volleyball, but basketball is awesome. And Mr. Wright thinks I could win a cross country title.
Ned Bigby: I have to wear size fifteen in shoes to have a chance to make it basketball! And you want me to feel sorry for you because you made everything?
Jennifer Ann 'Moze' Mosely: Yes...
[Ned takes everything from her and throws it back on her in anger. She only catches the volleyball]
Jennifer Ann 'Moze' Mosely: OW!... But awesome! You knew I'd catch the thing I cared about most, and it was the volleyball!
Ned Bigby: ...Sure, let's go with that.

"Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide: Reading & Principals (#3.2)" (2006)
Jennifer Ann 'Moze' Mosely: If there was ever a time to beat someone up for no good reason, it would be now.

"Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide: Failing & Tutors (#2.19)" (2006)
Jennifer Ann 'Moze' Mosely: [Moze has made herself look grotesque] So, what do you think of my new look?
Ned Bigby: Great! Jock Goldman's going to ask you out.
Jennifer Ann 'Moze' Mosely: But I hate him.
Ned Bigby: Exactly! So when he sees you looking like this, he'll go running for the hills! I'm thinking of running for the hills.

"Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide: Social Studies & Embarrassment (#3.6)" (2006)
Ned Bigby: I'm meeting Suzie at the water fountain for a drink... of water.
Jennifer Ann 'Moze' Mosely: Oh, you're thirsty?
[sprays Ned in the face with her water bottle]
Ned Bigby: Is something wrong?

"Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide: Spirit Week & Clothes (#2.15)" (2006)
Jennifer Ann 'Moze' Mosely: Nice blouse.
Ned Bigby: Thanks, but it's not a blouse. It's really comfortable. The buttons face the other way which is kinda weird...
Jennifer Ann 'Moze' Mosely: That's because it's a *girl's* shirt, Ned.
Ned Bigby: What? No way. What makes you say that?
Jennifer Ann 'Moze' Mosely: 'Cause I'm wearing the same one in pink right now.