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Jessica Stanley (Character)
from The Twilight Saga: New Moon (2009)

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Twilight (2008/I)
Jessica Stanley: Bella! Guess who just asked me to prom. I totally thought Mike was gonna ask you, actually. Um, it's not gonna be weird though, right?
Isabella Swan: No, no. Zero weirdness. You guys are great together.
Jessica Stanley: I know, right?

Isabella Swan: Who are they?
Angela Weber: The Cullens.
Jessica Stanley: They're, um, Dr. and Mrs. Cullen's foster kids. They moved down here from Alaska, like, a few years ago.
Angela Weber: They kinda keep to themselves.
Jessica Stanley: Yeah 'cause they're all together, like TOGETHER together. Uh, the blonde girl, that's Rosalie, and the big dark-haired guy, Emmett, they're like a thing. I'm not even sure that's legal.
Angela Weber: Jess, they're not actually related.
Jessica Stanley: Yeah, but they live together. It's weird-and, okay, the little dark-haired girl is Alice. She's REALLY weird, and, um, she's with Jasper, the blonde one who looks like he's in pain.

Angela Weber: Smile!
[camera clicks]
Isabella Swan: Okay.
Angela Weber: Sorry, I needed a candid for the feature
Eric Yorkie: The Feature's dead Angela, don't bring it up again!
Isabella Swan: It's okay, I just...
Eric Yorkie: I-I got your back baby.
Angela Weber: I guess we'll just run another editorial on... Teen Drinking...
Isabella Swan: You know, you could always go for... eating disorders? Speedo padding on the swim team.
Angela Weber: Actually, that's a good one...
Jessica Stanley: Kirk right?
Angela Weber: [in unison] Kirk.
Jessica Stanley: That's exactly what I thought.
Angela Weber: We're talking "Olympic Sized".
Jessica Stanley: There's no way - he's so skinny, it doesn't make sense.
Angela Weber: Totally.

Eric Yorkie: Hey, Mikey - you met my home girl, Bella
Mike Newton: Oh, you-yo-your home girl?
Eric Yorkie: Yeah.
Mike Newton: Yeah?
Mike Newton: My girl.
Tyler Crowley: [kissed Bella's cheek, and pulls Mike's chair out from under him] Sorry I had to ruin your game, Mike.
Mike Newton: [chases Tyler through Cafeteria]
Jessica Stanley: Oh my god, it's like, the first grade all over again, you're the shiny new toy...

Jessica Stanley: Hey you're from Arizona right?
Isabella Swan: Yeah.
Jessica Stanley: Aren't people from Arizona supposed to be like, really tan?
Isabella Swan: Yeah, maybe, that's why they kicked me out.

Jessica Stanley: You guys should keep Bella company. Umm... her date bailed.
Eric Yorkie: What date?

Eric Yorkie: Yeah, hey! La Push, baby! You in?
Isabella Swan: Should I know what that means?
Mike Newton: La Push Beach down at the Quileute Rez. We're all going tomorrow.
Jessica Stanley: Yeah, there's a big swell coming down.
Eric Yorkie: and I don't just surf the Internet.
[Pretends to surf]
Jessica Stanley: Eric, you stood up once, and it was a foam board.
Angela Weber: But there's whale watching, too. Come with us.
Eric Yorkie: La Push, baby. It's La Push.
Isabella Swan: Okay, I'll go if you stop saying that, okay?
Mike Newton: Seriously, dude. It's creepy, man.
Eric Yorkie: What? That's what it's called.


The Twilight Saga: New Moon (2009)
Jessica: So, you're an adrenaline junkie now?

Angela: I'm telling you, I saw something in the woods!
Eric: It's okay, baby. I believe you.
Jessica: No he doesn't. He's just trying to get lucky.
Angela: It was jet black and huge. On all fours it was still taller than a human.
Jessica: A bear, maybe?
Mike: Or an alien. You're lucky you didn't get probed.
Jessica: Yeah, like that would happen.
Angela: Well, I saw it.
Bella Swan: You know, you're not the only one. My dad's been getting reports down at the station. Something like 5 hikers been killed by a bear, but they can't find the bear.
Angela: Hm.
Eric: Hahahaha. Last time you clowns doubt my girlfriend!

Mike: So listen... Now that you're talking again... And eating... You know
[pokes Bella's stomach]
Mike: You gotta get that protein in there. You know I was just wondering if you wanted to go see a movie with me.
Bella Swan: Yeah... Sure. Yeah I do.
Mike: Okay... We could check out "Love spelled backwards is love" You know, it's a dumb title, but, um, it's a romantic comedy, it's suppose to be...
Bella Swan: No. No romance. Uh, well, how about "Face Punch" You heard of that?
Mike: Well, it's an action movie.
Bella Swan: Yeah, it's perfect. With guns... adrenaline... it's my thing.
Mike: Okay...
Bella Swan: We should get a bunch of people... You guys wanna go see "Face Punch" ?
Eric: Yeah! Hey, Mike, remember we were suppose to watch that? The trailer's all like "* Pew, pew!* Punch his face in"
Jessica: Movie night with Bellllllaaaaaaa
[Rolls eyes]


The Twilight Saga: Eclipse (2010)
Alice Cullen: I've decided to throw a party.
Jasper Hale: After all, how many times are we going to graduate high school.
[Edward scoffs]
Angela: A party at your place?
Jessica: I've never seen your house.
Eric: No one's ever seen their house.
Edward Cullen: Another party Alice?
Alice Cullen: It'll be fun.
Bella Swan: Yeah. That's what you said last time.
[Alice slumps back, has a vision]
Bella Swan: [trying to distract her from Alice] Hey Angela.
Angela: Yeah?
Bella Swan: You need some help with those?

Jessica: When we were five, they asked us what we wanted to be when we grew up. Our answers were things like, astronauts, president... or in my case, a princess.
[the students and parents chuckle lightly]
Jessica: When we were ten, they asked again. We answered, a rock star, cowboy, or in my case, a gold medalist. But now that we're grown up, they want a serious answer. Well, how about this. Who the hell knows?
[the other students cheer and applaud]
Jessica: This isn't the time to make hard and fast decisions; this is a time to make mistakes. Take the wrong train and get stuck somewhere. Fall in love... a lot. Major in philosophy, because there's no way to make a career out of that. Change your mind, and change it again, because nothing's permanent. So, make as many mistakes as you can. That way, someday, when they ask what we want to be, we won't have to guess... we'll know.


The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 1 (2011)
Jessica: So, you think Bella's gonna be showing?
Angela: Jess, she is not pregnant!
Jessica: [sarcastically] Okay. Who else gets married at 18?