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Mike Newton (Character)
from Twilight (2008/I)

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The Twilight Saga: New Moon (2009)
Angela: I'm telling you, I saw something in the woods!
Eric: It's okay, baby. I believe you.
Jessica: No he doesn't. He's just trying to get lucky.
Angela: It was jet black and huge. On all fours it was still taller than a human.
Jessica: A bear, maybe?
Mike: Or an alien. You're lucky you didn't get probed.
Jessica: Yeah, like that would happen.
Angela: Well, I saw it.
Bella Swan: You know, you're not the only one. My dad's been getting reports down at the station. Something like 5 hikers been killed by a bear, but they can't find the bear.
Angela: Hm.
Eric: Hahahaha. Last time you clowns doubt my girlfriend!

Mike: So listen... Now that you're talking again... And eating... You know
[pokes Bella's stomach]
Mike: You gotta get that protein in there. You know I was just wondering if you wanted to go see a movie with me.
Bella Swan: Yeah... Sure. Yeah I do.
Mike: Okay... We could check out "Love spelled backwards is love" You know, it's a dumb title, but, um, it's a romantic comedy, it's suppose to be...
Bella Swan: No. No romance. Uh, well, how about "Face Punch" You heard of that?
Mike: Well, it's an action movie.
Bella Swan: Yeah, it's perfect. With guns... adrenaline... it's my thing.
Mike: Okay...
Bella Swan: We should get a bunch of people... You guys wanna go see "Face Punch" ?
Eric: Yeah! Hey, Mike, remember we were suppose to watch that? The trailer's all like "* Pew, pew!* Punch his face in"
Jessica: Movie night with Bellllllaaaaaaa
[Rolls eyes]

Jacob Black: So, "Face Punch", huh? You like action movies?
Mike: No, not really.
Jacob Black: I heard it sucks. Bad.
Mike: Hey... Are you even old enough to see this movie? I mean, without adult supervision?
Jacob Black: Right... Yeah. Well, she's buying my ticket for me.
Mike: Right... Okay.
Bella Swan: Well, Jessica bailed and Angela's got the stomach flu so Eric's taking care of her... It's just us three.
Jacob Black: Great...
Mike: Great...

Mike: Okay... I think I'm going to throw up!

Jacob Black: Tell me something... You like me, right?
[Bella Nods]
Jacob Black: And you think I'm sorta beautiful?
Bella Swan: Jake, please don't do this.
Jacob Black: Why?
Bella Swan: Because you're about to ruin everything. And I need you.
Jacob Black: Well, I've got loads of time. I'm not going to give up.
Bella Swan: I don't want you to. But that's just because I don't want you to go anywhere. It's really selfish. You know, I'm not like a car that you can fix up. I'm never going to run right.
Jacob Black: It's because of him, isn't it? Look, I know what he did to you. But Bella, I would never, ever do that. I won't ever hurt you. I promise. I won't let you down. You can count on me.
Mike: Well, I need to go home. I was feeling sick before the movie, okay?... What? What's your problem?
Jacob Black: You're my problem. Feeling sick? Maybe you need to go to the hospital. Do you want me to put you in the hospital?
Bella Swan: Jake, the movie's over. What are you doing? Jake... You're really hot... You feel like you have a fever. Are you okay?
Jacob Black: I don't know what's happening. I gotta go.
Mike: That dude is weird.


Twilight (2008/I)
Eric Yorkie: [to Bella] So I was wondering... if you have a- a da...
Mike Newton: [shakes wet hat over Bella's head] 'sup Arizona? How you likin' the rain, girl?
Eric Yorkie: Yeah, Mike, you're real cute. You know that?

Eric Yorkie: Hey, Mikey - you met my home girl, Bella
Mike Newton: Oh, you-yo-your home girl?
Eric Yorkie: Yeah.
Mike Newton: Yeah?
Mike Newton: My girl.
Tyler Crowley: [kissed Bella's cheek, and pulls Mike's chair out from under him] Sorry I had to ruin your game, Mike.
Mike Newton: [chases Tyler through Cafeteria]
Jessica Stanley: Oh my god, it's like, the first grade all over again, you're the shiny new toy...

Mike Newton: Look at you, huh?... You're ALIVE!

Mike Newton: You and Cullen huh?
[bella nods]
Mike Newton: I don't like it. He looks at you like... you're something to eat.

Eric Yorkie: Yeah, hey! La Push, baby! You in?
Isabella Swan: Should I know what that means?
Mike Newton: La Push Beach down at the Quileute Rez. We're all going tomorrow.
Jessica Stanley: Yeah, there's a big swell coming down.
Eric Yorkie: and I don't just surf the Internet.
[Pretends to surf]
Jessica Stanley: Eric, you stood up once, and it was a foam board.
Angela Weber: But there's whale watching, too. Come with us.
Eric Yorkie: La Push, baby. It's La Push.
Isabella Swan: Okay, I'll go if you stop saying that, okay?
Mike Newton: Seriously, dude. It's creepy, man.
Eric Yorkie: What? That's what it's called.