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: Cute, Mike. Let a playa play!
: [to Bella
] So I was wondering... if you have a- a da... Mike Newton
: [shakes wet hat over Bella's head
] 'sup Arizona? How you likin' the rain, girl? Eric Yorkie
: Yeah, Mike, you're real cute. You know that?
] Isabella Swan
: Okay. Angela Weber
: Sorry, I needed a candid for the feature Eric Yorkie
: The Feature's dead Angela, don't bring it up again! Isabella Swan
: It's okay, I just... Eric Yorkie
: I-I got your back baby. Angela Weber
: I guess we'll just run another editorial on... Teen Drinking... Isabella Swan
: You know, you could always go for... eating disorders? Speedo padding on the swim team. Angela Weber
: Actually, that's a good one... Jessica Stanley
: Kirk right? Angela Weber
: [in unison
] Kirk. Jessica Stanley
: That's exactly what I thought. Angela Weber
: We're talking "Olympic Sized". Jessica Stanley
: There's no way - he's so skinny, it doesn't make sense. Angela Weber
: Hey, Mikey - you met my home girl, Bella Mike Newton
: Oh, you-yo-your home girl? Eric Yorkie
: Yeah. Mike Newton
: Yeah? Mike Newton
: My girl. Tyler Crowley
: [kissed Bella's cheek, and pulls Mike's chair out from under him
] Sorry I had to ruin your game, Mike. Mike Newton
: [chases Tyler through Cafeteria
] Jessica Stanley
: Oh my god, it's like, the first grade all over again, you're the shiny new toy...
: You guys should keep Bella company. Umm... her date bailed. Eric Yorkie
: What date?
: Whoa whoa! Chillax! No feature!
: LaPush, baby! You in? Isabella Swan
: Should I know what that means?
: Yeah, hey! La Push, baby! You in? Isabella Swan
: Should I know what that means? Mike Newton
: La Push Beach down at the Quileute Rez. We're all going tomorrow. Jessica Stanley
: Yeah, there's a big swell coming down. Eric Yorkie
: and I don't just surf the Internet.
[Pretends to surf
] Jessica Stanley
: Eric, you stood up once, and it was a foam board. Angela Weber
: But there's whale watching, too. Come with us. Eric Yorkie
: La Push, baby. It's La Push. Isabella Swan
: Okay, I'll go if you stop saying that, okay? Mike Newton
: Seriously, dude. It's creepy, man. Eric Yorkie
: What? That's what it's called.
: I'm telling you, I saw something in the woods! Eric
: It's okay, baby. I believe you. Jessica
: No he doesn't. He's just trying to get lucky. Angela
: It was jet black and huge. On all fours it was still taller than a human. Jessica
: A bear, maybe? Mike
: Or an alien. You're lucky you didn't get probed. Jessica
: Yeah, like that would happen. Angela
: Well, I saw it. Bella Swan
: You know, you're not the only one. My dad's been getting reports down at the station. Something like 5 hikers been killed by a bear, but they can't find the bear. Angela
: Hm. Eric
: Hahahaha. Last time you clowns doubt my girlfriend!
: So listen... Now that you're talking again... And eating... You know
[pokes Bella's stomach
: You gotta get that protein in there. You know I was just wondering if you wanted to go see a movie with me. Bella Swan
: Yeah... Sure. Yeah I do. Mike
: Okay... We could check out "Love spelled backwards is love" You know, it's a dumb title, but, um, it's a romantic comedy, it's suppose to be... Bella Swan
: No. No romance. Uh, well, how about "Face Punch" You heard of that? Mike
: Well, it's an action movie. Bella Swan
: Yeah, it's perfect. With guns... adrenaline... it's my thing. Mike
: Okay... Bella Swan
: We should get a bunch of people... You guys wanna go see "Face Punch" ? Eric
: Yeah! Hey, Mike, remember we were suppose to watch that? The trailer's all like "* Pew, pew!* Punch his face in" Jessica
: Movie night with Bellllllaaaaaaa
: I've decided to throw a party. Jasper Hale
: After all, how many times are we going to graduate high school.
: A party at your place? Jessica
: I've never seen your house. Eric
: No one's ever seen their house. Edward Cullen
: Another party Alice? Alice Cullen
: It'll be fun. Bella Swan
: Yeah. That's what you said last time.
[Alice slumps back, has a vision
] Bella Swan
: [trying to distract her from Alice
] Hey Angela. Angela
: Yeah? Bella Swan
: You need some help with those?