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Quotes for
Rick Morehouse (Character)
from Just One of the Guys (1985)

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Just One of the Guys (1985)
Rick: Are those what I think they are?
Terry: I'm sorry...
Rick: Where do you get off having tits?

Rick: It's OK, everybody, it's all right. He has tits.

Rick: [Rick gets on the table in the high school cafeteria to make an announcement] Ah, excuse me, could I have your attention please, your attention. Every day at lunch, we get a very special treat from a very special guy, a guy who has dedicated his life to building his body, pushing his muscles to the limits of human endurance; why, you ask? Why? Well, to be strong enough to lift tables and spill food, Greg Tolan!
[everyone starts clapping]
Rick: Let's take a moment to find out a liitle bit about the man behind the mess. Greg - may I call you Greg? Now tell us, Greg, how you got into spilling food. Were you a messy baby? Did you hate your strained peas? Well, you know how most psychologists tell us that guys get into bodybuilding to compensate for a lack of IQ, or a small weenie; which is it, Greg? Well, those of us in Greg's gym class certainly know the the answer to that one.
Greg Tolan: I'm going to beat the shit out of you, Morehouse!
Rick: Isn't he great, muscles and a sense of humor. Well, let's thank Greg for the lunch time thrills and spills he's given us. OK, EVERYBODY GET UP! GRAB AN END OF YOUR TABLE!
[the kids in the cafeteria go to an end of their table]
Rick: A tribute to you Greg: LIFT!
[everybody in the cafeteria lifts their table, spilling food]