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Aku (Character)
from "Samurai Jack" (2001)

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"Samurai Jack: Jack Versus Aku (#4.9)" (2003)
Jack: That pillar did not move by itself, Aku!
Aku: [shiftily] Yes, it did.

Aku: [dials phone number] Bwah-ha-ha-ha! Yes, I can hold. Yes, I would like to place an order for delivery. Aku. I think I'm in the computer. Yes, that's it. I'd like a large... uh? What? Extra thick! 30 minutes or it's free - excellent! Bwah-ha-ha-ha!

Jack: Aku!
Aku: Yes, it is I, Samurai Jack.
[Aku rolls his eyes]
Aku: How incredibly observant you are.

Aku: Oh, put that thing away, Samurai. We all know what's going to happen. You'll swing your sword, I'll fly away, and probably say something like, "I'll be back, Samurai!" And then I'll flutter over the horizon and we probably won't see each for... about a week. And then we'll do the same thing again.
Jack: Your word play will not trick me, villain!
[he attacks Aku]
Aku: No, wait! I'll be back again, Samurai - you'll see! Haaaaa-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha...
[flutters over the horizon then reappears]
Aku: See what I mean?

Aku: You're so lucky, Samurai - most of us have to live with our mistakes, but you get to die by yours!

"Samurai Jack: Aku's Fairy Tales (#1.13)" (2001)
Aku: Tales of the Samurai's heroics have spread through the world like a virus. But I will cure the world of this plague of hope.

Aku: The beast was struck, and was transformed, into... BEEEEEEF JERRRRRRRKY.

Aku: Once upon a time there was a sweet little girl, with a red riding cape and GREAT FLAAAAMING EYEBROWS!

"Samurai Jack: The Beginning (#1.1)" (2001)
Aku: Once again, I am free to smite the world as I did in days long past.

Aku: Who dares to summon the Master of Masters, the Deliverer of Darkness, the Shogun of Sorrow, Aku?

Aku: You are strong, yes. But in the future, my strength will surpass yours!
Samurai Jack: There is no future for you, Aku!
Aku: I disagree.
[opens a time portal]
Samurai Jack: What trickery is this? Aku...!
[is sucked into the portal]
Aku: Do not worry, samurai. You will see me again. But next time you shall not be so fortunate...

"Samurai Jack: Jack and the Warrior Woman (#1.6)" (2001)
Samurai Jack: Who are you and why did you help me?
Ikra: You're not the grateful kind, are you?

Jack: Who are you, and why did you help me?
Ikra: You're welcome.
Jack: ...My time in this land has made me harsh and rude. I did not mean to insult you.
Ikra: No tears shed samurai.
Jack: -Jack.
Ikra: What?
Jack: It is what the people of this land have named me.
Ikra: O-kaaay.

"Samurai Jack: The Birth of Evil (#3.11)" (2003)
Aku: You: thank you.
Young Emperor: No! My intention was to destroy you!
Aku: Oh?
Aku: But it was your poisoned arrow and your hocus pocus that set me free.
[more laughter]

Aku: Fool! Nothing of this world can harm me. For I am Aku! The Shogun of sorrow, the deliverer of darkness. Your new master. And you will bow to me.

"Samurai Jack: Jack Versus Demongo, the Soul Collector (#2.10)" (2002)
Aku: From deep within the bowels of the pit of Hate, I summon: Demongo!

Aku: You have failed me Demongo.
Demongo: No, master. Please forgive me.
Aku: Hmmm... NO.

"Samurai Jack: Jack and Swamp Monster (#3.8)" (2003)
Aku: Now let us test your enchanted steel against the power of the Titans!

Hermit: Who dare to blow my door horn?
Samurai Jack: I am called Jack. I am a traveler.
Hermit: Hm. Never heard of you. I'm a hermit, after all.

"Samurai Jack: Jack and the Flying Prince and Princess (#4.8)" (2003)
Aku: Yes, chamberlain. What pittyable persons have you brought before my all enschrouding Akuness?

Chitron 6: [Aku is rubbing his thumb and index finger together as if playing a tiny violin] You can't do that, these are royal heirs to the thrown of Chrystalis. You can't just...
Verbina: [Aku uses curshes Chitron 6 under his thumb] Chitron!
Aku: Oh, I certainly can. I am Aku. This world is Aku and everything in it is Aku!

"Samurai Jack: XCIII (#5.2)" (2017)
Aku: [as doctor] So, tell me what's been bothering you.
Aku: [as Aku] Well, you see, doc, it's been over fifty years already.
Aku: [as doctor] It's been that long?
Aku: [as Aku] Yes, you see, that's the actual problem. Once I eradicated all the time portals, I thought I would just wait it out and then, the Samur...
Aku: [as doctor] We don't say his name here, it is a safe place.
Aku: [as Aku] Yes, sorry, doctor. Well, I just assumed that eventually over time, he will just...
Aku: [Both yell] DIIIIIIIE!
Aku: [as Aku] But he hasn't even aged. Can't be like at all! He just grew that stupid beard and looks like he'll be here forever! I, I just don't know if I can handle that!
Aku: [as doctor] Yes, it seems that the initial time travel has affected the aging process. It's quite the conundrum.
Aku: [as Aku] Yes! But what is that again?
Aku: [as doctor] Just a confusing, a difficult problem.
Aku: [as Aku] Yes, problem. I wish there is someone who can dispose of my problem.
Aku: [Both] Yes, one can hope.

"Samurai Jack: Jack and the Zombies (#3.4)" (2002)
Aku: Samurai... Samurai... why won't you
Aku: die!

"Samurai Jack: Jack Under the Sea (#1.9)" (2001)
Aku: Can you not see? Aku is beyond destruction!

"Samurai Jack: Jack in Egypt (#3.5)" (2002)
Aku: Accursed Samurai. You have succeeded again in alluding my effort. But I am not worried for one day you will fail.
[laughs hysterically]

"Samurai Jack: The Birth of Evil Part II (#3.12)" (2003)
Aku: [Aku is surprised to have been hurt] How can this be?
Young Emperor: This sword was forged from the strength and power of the human spirit. It represents all that is good. It's purpose is to destroy you.
Aku: Bah!

"Samurai Jack: Jack and the Gangsters (#1.12)" (2001)
Aku: Who dares to summon... Oh, it is YOU.

"Samurai Jack: Jack Learns to Jump Good (#2.1)" (2002)
Samurai Jack: Aku!
Aku: Samurai fool! Your efforts are in vain again. This gateway to the past is once more beyond your...
[Jack jumps]
Aku: ...reach? You can fly?
Samurai Jack: No, jump good!

"Samurai Jack: The First Fight (#1.3)" (2001)
Aku: He is stronger than I remember. But no matter. For you see, little samurai, the world is mine! My eyes and ears are everywhere, nothing you do will go unseen! Quest as you may, but we will meet again when I see fit, in the time and place of my choosing! And it is I who shall put an end to the war started in that age long past, Samurai Jack! Bwa-ha-ha-ha!