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: I was so obnoxious you have no idea! Mitch Crumb
: Um, yeah, I do.
: What famous people do you know? Mitch Crumb
: Uh, it's not cool to name drop. Ben Affleck told me that.
: Hey can I be your beard for the premier then ditch you for the hot young star? Mitch Crumb
: It'll be prom night all over again. Except I won't find you in the bushes yelling "It unhooks in the front!" Andrea Malone
: ...Yeah you will.
: [after finding out Mitch is gay
] Is this because I used to hold you down and drool in your mouth? Mitch Crumb
: No, Jody, that's what makes you gay.