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: Mia got the job, and Jack called it off. Caitlin Dowd
: Oh, my God. I'm so sorry. And screw him. Mia Mason
: Well, not anymore
: Brooke, Katherine... What is it with these girls? It's, it's like Generation Y gave way to Generation I.D. Eric Burden
: I.D.? Zoe Burden
: I deserve.
: Is it hard for you to stay faithful to me? Eric Burden
: Where'd that come from? Zoe Burden
: Davis is having an affair with Cilla Grey. Eric Burden
: Does Juliet know? Zoe Burden
: Mia and Caitlin and I, we're telling her tomorrow. Eric Burden
: Wow. Will you bring nets and a tranquilizer gun?
: Jesus, Mary, and Joseph! We're all wearing black? Zoe Burden
: Well, it is New York.
[Juliet walks in and sees everyone wearing dark suites
] Juliet Draper
: Okay. Who died?
: I have a teleconference with Tokyo. I gotta run. I love you. Zoe Burden
: My nanny quit. Mia Mason
: Oh, no... Zoe Burden
: A whole thing... Juliet Draper
: I have to have sex with Davis. Caitlin Dowd
, Zoe Burden
, Mia Mason
: OH! Juliet Draper
: He's going on a business trip tomorrow. It's superstitious good luck thing with us. Mia Mason
: Kind of like a little bone-voyage?
: [pleased with the way the children are reacting to their intended new blonde nanny
] Well, they certainly seem to like you. So, how can we make this work? Brooke Adaire
: [all bright beaming smiles
] Well, I get 900 a week, Wednesdays half-days, Sundays off, a cellphone with unlimited texting, a MetroCsrd, my own shelf in the fridge, and a TV with premium channels in my room. Zoe Burden
: [cellphone rings
] Oh. I'm sorry, I just... Yes, Katherine? Katherine Cutler
: [on phone
] I really need a Mental Health Day. Zoe Burden
: I'm sorry, I'm going to have to say no. Katherine Cutler
: Why not? Zoe Burden
: [veiled impatience
] That research that I needed yesterday, the thing is, I need it even more today, seeing as how a day has passed. Katherine Cutler
: Ugh. Fine. Zoe Burden
: [switches off phone, then, to Brooke
] So, when can you start? Eric Burden
: [intervening, to Brooke
] Oh, just excuse us one second.
] Eric Burden
: She's a little demanding, shouldn't we-... Zoe Burden
: She's perfect! Trust me.
] Zoe Burden
: Thursday is my daughter's dance recital, and we underline bold CANNOT MISS IT. Brooke Adaire
: Well, how about tonight then? I could go grab a suitcase. Zoe Burden
] Zoe Burden
: Late! Running!
[kisses him on the neck, then, to Brooke
] Zoe Burden
: And, oh, hey, welcome to our home!
[the girl is pleased
] Eric Burden
: Bye! Brooke Adaire
: [quite elated
: There's a new blog out called 'Regrets Only' which posts gossip on women in business. Read what the latest post has. Zoe Burden
: [reading from the printout
] "Which Lily Parish Cosmetic executive has been seen canoodoling all over town with her hot, chocolate ad agency rep? These ladies are sharing more than makeup tips." Mia Mason
: Canoodoling? What the hell is that supposed to mean? Caitlin Dowd
: Never mind. "Hot chocolate"? What does that make me? Mia Mason
: A marshmellow?
: [about Katherine
] I hate what she's good at. Eric Burden
: Which is? Zoe Burden
: I mean the rack, the bod, the whole blond man-trap thing. Eric Burden
: Man-trap? Zoe Burden
: Yeah, my mom used to say that. I mean, she's like Business Barbie.
: [to Juliet
] So, this is it? This is really going to happen? You're going to do it? Mia Mason
: Of course she is. Zoe Burden
: Look, I'm all for fighting fire with fire. But revenge sex? I mean, doesn't that seem a little "Yuck"? Mia Mason
: If your husband cheats on you, you're officially entitled to one free "yuck." It's the law.
: Bobby Walsh is in town. Zoe Burden
: Now? I thought... Juliet Draper
: Apparently he couldn't wait. I thought I see him tonight. Zoe Burden
: Talk about burying the lead. Juliet Draper
: I didn't say anything back there because I didn't want to get the cheering squad all riled up. I'm starting to have second thoughts. Zoe Burden
: You want me to talk you out of it? In which case, I would open with the remote, but undeniable possibility of contracting as STD. Then there is the Fatal Attraction syndrome. Juliet Draper
: Davis has been on his best behavior. Zoe Burden
: That's big of him. Juliet Draper
: You know, he was even talking about romantic getaways, going back to this resort we loved in Anguilla. Zoe Burden
: Wow! You ready for that? Juliet Draper
: Not at all. I'm starting to think Cilla was more than the meaningless fling that Davis makes her out to be. Zoe Burden
: What makes you say that? Juliet Draper
: That blog. A fling wouldn't lead to that kind of vitriol. Clearly, this was more. Hell hath no fury like a mistress scorned.
: [to Victoria
] Just so you know, I don't blame you for hitting on my husband. He's a good-looking guy. And he's an adult. I trust him to make his own decisions. But don't hit on my kids, EVER AGAIN!
: [to Caitlin
] You're gay now? Mia Mason
: Oh, she's not gay. You know what? She's hip. It's the thing to do. It's like when everyone was pregnant, you know. Lesbians are the new babies. Caitlin Dowd
: Excuse me, can the possible lesbian answer that question? I don't know if I'm gay or I'm straight. I don't want to join a union yet or anything. I met someone I like. It happens to be a woman. That's all I got. Just please, be supportive. I don't want your opinion or permission. And don't act like this never happened to any of you. Mia Mason
: Well, I went to Wellesley. It's practically part of the curriculum. Zoe Burden
: I made out with Jenny McGruber at summer camp. She was really good at lanyard. I had some amazing plastic jewelry that summer. Juliet Draper
: I was trying to process one lesbian...
[stares at Mia and Zoe
] Juliet Draper
: Now I have three.
: Let's do you next. What man do you want from this list? Caitlin Dowd
: I'm good. Zoe Burden
: What? What do you mean "You're good?" You're never "good". Caitlin Dowd
: Thanks a lot. I am... have a date. Zoe Burden
: Really? Juliet Draper
: You did mention last week you kissed someone. Mia Mason
: You've been holding out on us. With whom? Caitlin Dowd
: With a woman.
[Mia, Zoe, and Juliet all stare wide-eyed and shocked at Caitlin
] Mia Mason
: You really have been holding out on us!
: Forget this one deal, which I made happen. I have generated more business for Gorham Sutter than anyone else. And yet the only people who get promoted around here are men; white men, to be blunt. Henry Gorham
: I don't like what you're insinuating. Zoe Burden
: I am not insinuating anything, Henry. I'm saying it straight out. It doesn't matter to you, does it, that I have given everything to this firm, including my integrity? Henry Gorham
: Integrity? Come on, this is Wall Street. As far as a promotion goes, well, you know that that is a tricky process. Your time will come. Zoe Burden
: Oh, I know it will, Henry. It just won't come here. Henry Gorham
: Well, not if you keep up like this. Zoe Burden
: Don't worry, I'm not going to. I quit.
: Zoe, I know how difficult it is for women to rise in this field, mothers especially. Zoe Burden
: Oh, the stories I could tell. But to work with a woman of your stature on something as meaningful as this, I just... I would love it. Cynthia Tate
: That's what I like about women; they talk to each other. And if this moves forward, I'll need someone to talk to. Zoe Burden
: Me too.
: Zoe, Clayton promoted me because he has confidence in my abilities. He keeps telling me to take more initiative. Zoe Burden
: Yeah, and we're all very appreciative of your abilities. But Clayton isn't handling this deal, I am. Which means that... Katherine Cutler
] That you're pulling rank. Zoe Burden
: That I'm responsible for everything that happens on this deal. Which means I lead, you follow. And you don't make a move without clearing it with me first. Katherine Cutler
: Okay! I hear you and I get it. I'm really sorry. Would it be okay with you if I peed before heading back into the conference room?
: The only reason you'd leave the office to track me down is if you needed something from me. Clayton
: I don't need anything. But now that we've landed Tate, don't you want to come back to the office and put his money to work? Zoe Burden
: Tate wants to know where I am, and you don't have an answer. Clayton
: Actually, I told him you were having your eyes done. Zoe Burden
: You what?
: How many of the guys in the office has Katherine been through? Zoe Burden
: One that I know of. How did you know? Nicholas Branch
: It's a type. In my office, there's a Claudia and a Joelle.