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Loretta Tortelli (Character)
from "Cheers" (1982)

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"Cheers: If Ever I Would Leave You (#3.20)" (1985)
Loretta Tortelli: [to Nick] Well, this isn't easy to say, and I don't know what song it's from, but there's a line in some song that goes, "I've got you under my skin".
Sam Malone: "I've Got You Under My Skin", Loretta.
Loretta Tortelli: What? Oh no, this is going to complicate things.

"Cheers: Spellbound (#5.15)" (1987)
[Diane, Carla and Loretta are talking about Nick]
Loretta Tortelli: Oh, Carla, I still love him!
Carla Tortelli: Nothing you can do. We're talking about Nick Tortelli. He wants you, you got no choice.
Diane Chambers: [to Loretta] This is the part I don't get. Here's a man that quicksand would spit up, and yet he has this strange svengali-like influence over you?
Loretta Tortelli: Oh yes. From the moment I first saw him, I knew I'd follow him to the ends of the Earth.
Diane Chambers: Where he's obviously spent a lot of time.
Carla Tortelli: You know, there's... there's something about him. He knows women. Like a jeweler knows jewels. Like a meat cutter knows meat.
Loretta Tortelli: [Proudly] Like a marine biologist knows Marines.

"Cheers: Loathe and Marriage (#11.15)" (1993)
Loretta Tortelli: We didn't like our old neighborhood, so we just drove our house to a better one.

"The Tortellis: The Ad Game (#1.5)" (1987)
Charlotte Cooper: Nick, I really think you're going too far. Eating bugs and lizards, where will it end?
Loretta Tortelli: Yeah, Nicky, soon you'll be eating dogs and cats, elephants and cars, trees and clouds, whole shopping malls! That can't possibly be good for you!

"Cheers: An American Family (#3.9)" (1984)
Loretta Tortelli: I just realized that Carla and I are both women.