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: [about Vic
] We are legally married. That son of a bitch fireman is never gonna leave!
: Jeeze, one night of booze and getting married and everybody is all up in my grill!
: Come on Val, let's go. Valerie Tyler
: No, no, we can't. Not until Vic leaves. Holly Tyler
: And when is that gonne be? Valerie Tyler
: Very soon. I turned the electricity off. I'm sweatin' him out! Ha! Holly Tyler
: Val, he's a fireman. He's good with heat!
: So, how was your date with Chris? Val
: Have you ever been on one of those dates that is just... perfection? Lauren
: Oh, you guys did "it" in your car? Val
: Lauren, I don't even drink fruit punch in my car!
: This little custody battle that you and Vince are having over your friends is really ridiculous. All right? So I think you need to just talk to Vince and... Holly
: eh, eh, eh Val
: I'm just sayin' Holly
: eh, eh, eh Val
: You forgave Tina. Holly
: Yeah, but it's just more complicated with Vince, I mean we might still have feeling for each other, but then he slept with her and lied to me about it. Tina's just my slutty friend! Val
: [Gary, Ben and Tina walk in. Val points at Tina
: Oh, Hey! We were just talking about you!
: Totally, and you know what? I'm gonnna have more problems. Pshhh... Could get arrested for shop-lifting... You know how I love stuff! Val
: Yeah, you're not gonna do that, but if you did, I would know what exactly what to do. Holly
: Yeah you would!
: Oh my god! I just remembered another problem! Val
: What? Holly
: There's this girl, sitting on the couch. Having a fabulous conversation with the best sister ever, and she's eating this amazing Peanut butter Cheese cake. She's totally comfortable but dying of thirst! What does she do? Val
: She needs milk huh? Holly
: Yeah she does! Val
: Oooh, oh well I would tell her to get her thirsty butt up off the couch and get it herself!
: Think I was born yesterday dropout? Holly
: Well let me tell you something Drunken-Married-lady!
: Sex is a mystical, magical thing. It isn't a game.
: My color scheme is harvest peach not pee-pee yellow!
: Can you tell me what's going on? Mindy
: It's a pathetic attempt to... Valerie Tyler
: Hey! I believe I have the floor, Blondie. Mindy
: You're blonde, too.
: [after seeing Gary without his shirt
] I think you should know that when Gary turns 21, we're getting married. Valerie Tyler
: But, I thought you were dating the doctor. Lauren
: Oh, we'll be divorced by then.