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Quotes for
Sam Savage (Character)
from "Complete Savages" (2004)

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"Complete Savages: Pilot (#1.1)" (2004)
Sam Savage: Anyone seen my dictionary?
[everybody looks at him]
Nick Savage: Wow, you must really be out of suspects...

Sam Savage: You see how stupid your argument is, Jack, Chris agrees with you!

Jack Savage: Why don't you ask Angela from across the street?
Chris Savage: Yeah, you love her!
Sam Savage: No, I don't!
Jack Savage: You're always staring out the window at her!
Sam Savage: No, I'm not!
Jack Savage: You put more drool on that window than the dog.
T. J. Savage: You wanna marry her!
Chris Savage: Yeah, you wanna be Mr. Angela Savage!

Nick Savage: [Comes home and sees Sam staring out the window at Angela] Hey Sam! Angela's across the street.
Sam Savage: Oh really? Coz I was just checking out these blinds here. They rock! What are they? Venetian?
Nick Savage: [Pulls up the blinds. Angela sees them and waves]
Sam Savage: S-she waved. What do I do?
Nick Savage: [Takes Sam's arm and waves]
Sam Savage: Could you pull down the blinds now?
Nick Savage: [Pulls down the blinds] You should se yourself from outside, Sam. You look like the neighborhood pervert.

Jack Savage: I'm not cleaning anything. And I don't think you should either.
Sam Savage: You're crazy. Dad'll kill us.
Jack Savage: No.If we clean this place he'll know we can do it. He'll never hire anyone again. And it wont stop there. He'll have us...
[plays a chord on his guitar]
Jack Savage: ... ironing...
[playing a chord]
Jack Savage: ... buying groceries...
[playing a chord]
Jack Savage: ... darning socks... Whatever that is... You want aprons for christmas?

"Complete Savages: The Complete Savages in...'Hot Water' (#1.19)" (2005)
Nick Savage: [Nick and Jimmy are in the hot tub with the boys behind them] - This is the life!
T. J. Savage: [Checking the tub and quietly says] - No leak so far...
Chris Savage: That glue is like having a license to break stuff.
Jimmy Savage: Hey Nick... Toss me a beer.
Nick Savage: - You got it.
[Releases he can't get hes arm off the tub's side]
Nick Savage: - I can't move...
Jimmy Savage: [Also tries] -... The hell? Neither can I!
Sam Savage: [Acting innocent] - Whats wrong?
Nick Savage: - It's like we're glued to the tub
[the boys slowly step away and attempt to get in the house]
Nick Savage: - Freeze! Why Can't we move?
Chris Savage: [the boys turn around again slowly]
[Chris makes a funny face]
Chris Savage: - 'Cause you're getting old?

"Complete Savages: Teen Things I Hate About You (#1.15)" (2005)
Sam Savage: [happy] Confetti! See, you just can't say it without smiling!
Angela: [straight face] Confetti.