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: Listen, I'm in way over my head here mister. I just want out.
: Once upon a time, there was this little sparrow, who while flying south for the winter froze solid and fell to the ground. And then to make matters worse the cow crapped on him, but the manure was all warm and it defrosted him. So there he is, he's warm and he's happy to be alive and he starts to sing. A hungry cat comes along and he clears off the manure and he looks at the little bird and then he eats him. And the moral of the story is this: everyone who craps on you is not necessarily your enemy, and everyone who gets you out of crap is not necessarily your friend, and if you're warm and happy no matter where you are you should just keep your big mouth shut.
: [to cat
] Hel-lo... Electra
: Girl, get back here. Come here, girl. Robert Rath
: She likes me. Electra
: She likes dead fish, too.
: So, Joseph, let's go get Pearl a boyfriend. Robert Rath
: Sure. And after that, if you don't mind, I'd like to go to the hospital.