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Pinkie Pie (Character)
from "My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic" (2010)

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"My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic: A Friend in Deed (#2.18)" (2012)
Pinkie Pie: Morning, Daisy Jo! You here to pick up some cookies to go with your milk?
Daisy Jo: Oh ya, Pinkie, don'tcha know?
Pinkie Pie: Well Mrs. Cake just baked a fresh batch of your favorite oatmeal.
Daisy Jo: Mooo, sounds delightful!
Pinkie Pie: Oh, Rose, your Calla lilies look even better than last year! I bet you'll take first prize at the flower show again.
Rose: Thanks, Pinkie. Would you like one?
Pinkie Pie: Absolutely!
[Rose tosses her one and Pinkie chomps it]
Pinkie Pie: Looking fit as a fiddle, Mr. Waddle, and you're wearing my favorite tie!
Mr. Waddle: Aw shucks Miss Pinkie, you flatterer you.
Pinkie Pie: Well, happy birthday, Cheerilee.
Cheerilee: Thank *you*, Pinkie.
Pinkie Pie: Happy day-after-your-birthday, Zecora!
Zecora: What a lovely hi, Miss Pinkie Pie!
Pinkie Pie: And Miss Matilda, happy birthday to you... in one hundred and thirty two days!
Matilda: Pinkie Pie! How do you remember everything about everypony?
Pinkie Pie: 'Cause everypony's my friend and I love to see my friends smile!

Pinkie Pie: [singing] My name is Pinkie Pie
Pinkie Pie: Hello!
Pinkie Pie: And I am here to say
Pinkie Pie: How ya doin'?
Pinkie Pie: I'm gonna make you smile and I will/brighten up your day-aaay!/It doesn't matter now
Pinkie Pie: What's up?
Pinkie Pie: If you are sad or blue
Pinkie Pie: Howdy!
Pinkie Pie: 'Cause cheering up my friends is just what/Pinkie's here to do
Pinkie Pie: 'Cause I love to make you smile, smile, smile/Yes I do/It fills my heart with sunshine all the while/Yes it does/'Cause all I really need's a smile, smile, smile/From these happy friends of mine

Pinkie Pie: I've never seen you before.
Cranky Doodle Donkey: Kid, you're smarter than you look.
Pinkie Pie: Thanks! I'm Pinkie Pie. What's your name?
[looks at the side of the wagon he's pulling]
Pinkie Pie: "Property of C.D.D." I'm guessing that last "D" is for Donkey.
Cranky Doodle Donkey: Quick as a whip, kid.
Pinkie Pie: Now, how 'bout that C. Hmm... Calvin? Calhoun? Caleb? Carl? Carmine? Carlo? Charlie? Chester? Chico? Claudio? Cleetus? Clifford? Coraline? Cornelius? Cortez? Crank? Christopher?...
Cranky Doodle Donkey: *Cranky*! It's Cranky, alright?
Pinkie Pie: And your middle name?
Cranky Doodle Donkey: [mumbles] Doodle.
Pinkie Pie: I'm sorry?
Cranky Doodle Donkey: [quickly] Doodle.
Pinkie Pie: One more time...!
Cranky Doodle Donkey: [sighs] Doodle.
Pinkie Pie: [gasps] So you're a Cranky Doodle Donkey?
[sings to the tune of "Yankee Doodle"]
Pinkie Pie: You're a Cranky Doodle Donkey guy/A Cranky Doodle Donkey/I never met you but you're my new friend and/I'm your best friend Pinkie Pie!

Pinkie Pie: C'mon now, Doodle, give a smile!
Cranky Doodle Donkey: Nopony calls me Doodle!
[he leaves]
Pinkie Pie: ...what just happened?
[in her imagination, she visualizes the steps of making a friend with Cranky in felt cutouts]
Pinkie Pie: Meet somepony new, check. Introduce myself, check. Sing random song outta nowhere, check. Become instant best friends... uncheck.
[back out of her mind]
Pinkie Pie: I don't get it. How can somepony not become instant best friends with me? Was it something I said? Was it something I sang? This is no time for the blame game, Pinkie! There's somepony new in town, and you need to win him over!
[writes on a notepad]
Pinkie Pie: "Try everything you can to make Cranky smile and be your friend."
[She holds up a large felt checkmark]
Pinkie Pie: Check!

Cranky Doodle Donkey: Pinkie! Keep your hooves off my wagon!
Pinkie Pie: [sadly] Okay, Cranky.
[she walks away, but then has an idea and gasps. She runs off screen and comes back with a wagon of her own, speaking quickly]
Pinkie Pie: I promised not to touch your wagon so I brought one of my own! I use it to welcome folks!
Cranky Doodle Donkey: Who'd'a guessed.
Pinkie Pie: Maybe we can be wagon buddies? Well, you've gotta at least let me give you the special welcome that comes with it...
Cranky Doodle Donkey: [groans] Let's get this over with.
Pinkie Pie: That's the spirit!
[Pinkie Pie presses a button on her welcome wagon, causing many horns and flags to come out of it, and the music starts up]
Pinkie Pie: Welcome welcome welcome/A fine welcome to you
[she puts a black and orange party hat on Cranky]
Pinkie Pie: Welcome welcome welcome/I say how do you do?
[blows a trumpet in his ear through his head]
Pinkie Pie: [marching around him hitting a bass drum in time to the song] Welcome welcome welcome/I say hip hip hurray
[finishing her song with a jig in front of the wagon]
Pinkie Pie: Welcome welcome welcome to Ponyville today!
[spoken]
Pinkie Pie: Wait for it...
[song ends; the wagon blasts Cranky with confetti and shoots cake batter into the air]

Pinkie Pie: [Pinkie Pie has mistaken Cranky's toupee for a spider and ruined it] I can fix this, I can fix this!
[through megaphone, at the top of a flagpole in town square]
Pinkie Pie: Hey, everypony! Does anypony have a toupee?
Ponies: [Huh?, Toupee?, etc]
Pinkie Pie: [through megaphone] This donkey is really, really, bald!
Ponies: [laughing]
Pinkie Pie: [through megaphone] What's so funny? This is serious business, everypony! Cranky needs a new wig to cover his hairless head!
Cranky Doodle Donkey: I have had enough!

Pinkie Pie: [in Cranky's house, looking at a snow globe of his] This is so pretty! Where'd you get it?
Cranky Doodle Donkey: Manhattan, now put it down, gently.
Pinkie Pie: [she does so, on the fireplace mantle] Really? What were you doin' there?
Cranky Doodle Donkey: Trying to find a friend.
Pinkie Pie: Oooh, I'm always trying to find friends, and today I found you. See how good I am at it?
Cranky Doodle Donkey: This was a special friend.
Pinkie Pie: Like me?
Cranky Doodle Donkey: [with sarcasm] No, you're *extra* special, kid.
Pinkie Pie: [to herself] Yes. I'm in.
[to Cranky, about a red ornament]
Pinkie Pie: Woow, where in Equestria did you get this, Cranky?
Cranky Doodle Donkey: Fillydelphia.
Pinkie Pie: It's awfully pretty.
Cranky Doodle Donkey: Yes, she was.
Pinkie Pie: Huh?
Cranky Doodle Donkey: I mean, it was - I mean, it is! - Yes, it's pretty, now put it down!

Pinkie Pie: [Pinkie has damaged one of Cranky's books by accidentally burning it and then soaking it] I'm sorry, Cranky!
Cranky Doodle Donkey: [angry sarcasm] Oh, you're sorry, well, then, everything is fine.
[in her face]
Pinkie Pie: [pause; unsure] ... It is?
Cranky Doodle Donkey: [forcing her to back out through the front door] *No*! It isn't! Listen to me, kid, I will *never* be your friend!
Pinkie Pie: [now outside] Never, or never-ever?
Cranky Doodle Donkey: Never, ever, ever, ever, ever!
[slams the door]
Pinkie Pie: That's four "ever"s. That's like... forever!
[tears well up]

Pinkie Pie: [in Twilight's library] I just can't believe it. Cranky said he would never forever be my friend. It was horrible.
Twilight Sparkle: I know this is hard for you, Pinkie, seeing that you're friends with everypony, but you just have to accept that Cranky is gonna be an exception. He just... doesn't want to be bothered.
Rainbow Dash: [reading a Daring Do book] Yeah, he doesn't want to be bothered by your over-the-top super-hyper antics.
Twilight Sparkle: Rainbow!
Pinkie Pie: No, no, it's okay, Twilight. I get what you're saying. What you're both saying. And I guess... I can leave Cranky alone.
[Twilight is nodding]
Pinkie Pie: ... Right after he accepts my apology!
[Pinkie leaves, and Twilight drops her face into her book]

Pinkie Pie: Cranky, please, *please* accept my apology! I'd do anything to make it up to you!
Cranky Doodle Donkey: But there's nothing you can do! You ruined my book! You destroyed all I have to remember her by!
Pinkie Pie: Her? Her who? The special friend?
Cranky Doodle Donkey: Go away, Pinkie!

Pinkie Pie: [muffled, from behind the door] Cranky? It's me again. I understand that you don't wanna be my friend or accept my apology... before I leave you alone forever, I have something to at least try to make up for ruining your book.
Cranky Doodle Donkey: No, I don't want it, kid! Anything you would give me is sure to lead to some sort of disaster!
Matilda: [muffled, outside with Pinkie] Goodness, you really *are* cranky.
Cranky Doodle Donkey: [undoes all of his locks and chains on the door, opens it, and addresses Matilda] It can't be... is it really you?
Matilda: It can, and it is.
Cranky Doodle Donkey: Matilda! But how?
Matilda: Pinkie.
Cranky Doodle Donkey: But... I never told you about her!
Pinkie Pie: You didn't have to. I put two and two and two together and it added up to Matilda.
Cranky Doodle Donkey: What?
Pinkie Pie: Well when you were talking about your souvenirs, you said something about trying to find a special friend! And y'know, I wasn't just born yesterday, nuh-uh! My birthday isn't for another seventy five days!
Cranky Doodle Donkey: Huh?
Pinkie Pie: And then, in your scrapbook, there was a flower, an old ticket, and a menu from the Grand Galloping Gala! And I knew I recognized all these things.
Cranky Doodle Donkey: But how could you have ever seen them before?
Matilda: Because I also have them in *my* scrapbook.
Pinkie Pie: And I'd seen them in Matilda's book!

Cranky Doodle Donkey: Oh, Matilda. The night we met at the gala was the most magical night of my life.
[old timey music; flashback to their younger years at the Gala]
Cranky Doodle Donkey: I couldn't wait to see you again. But when I came to your room the next day, you were gone.
Matilda: Didn't you get my note?
[young Cranky walks out of their room, not noticing the note that was taped to the interior side of the door]
Cranky Doodle Donkey: No! I never got it. Ever since that day I've gone from town, to town, to town... searching all over Equestria for you, until finally I gave up. I came to Ponyville to retire from my search.
Matilda: I was living in Ponyville the whole time. I always hoped that some day you would come and find me... Doodle.
Pinkie Pie: [suddenly unnerved] Uh, Matilda...
[she zips in close]
Pinkie Pie: Nopony calls him Doodle.
[Cranky approaches Matilda]
Cranky Doodle Donkey: Nopony... but Matilda. Mmm.
Matilda: Oh, Doodle, I'm so happy to see you.
[they nuzzle]

Pinkie Pie: So does this mean that you accept my apology?
Cranky Doodle Donkey: Yes, Pinkie, I accept your apology, and I am honored to call you my friend.
Pinkie Pie: [explodes like a firework] Woohoo! This is just fantastic! Ooh, now we can hang out together, and chat, and sing songs, and
[gasps]
Pinkie Pie: party! Oh, I can throw you guys a big party! It'll be called a "Welcome to Ponyville, I found my lost love, I'm BFF's with Pinkie Pie Party"!
[she sees that the couple is paying more attention to each other than her, and that she needs to dial it back]
Pinkie Pie: ... Or maybe something less over-the-top and not so super-hyper.
Cranky Doodle Donkey: Pinkie, we're eternally grateful to you. But... Matilda and I just want to spend some time together in peace and quiet.
Pinkie Pie: Oh. Um, but we're still friends?
Cranky Doodle Donkey: Pinkie, you went way, way, way out of your way to make me happy. Of course we're friends.
Pinkie Pie: Great!

Pinkie Pie: [voice over] Dear Princess Celestia, there are many different kinds of friends, and many ways to express friendship. Some friends like to run and laugh and play together. But others just like to be left alone, and that's fine too. But the best thing about friendship is being able to make your friends smile.
Pinkie Pie: [singing to the tune of "The Yankee Doodle Boy", sweetly, walking away from Cranky's home] He had a Cranky Doodle sweetheart/She's his cranky doodle joy
[more lively, right at the couple's window]
Pinkie Pie: I helped the Cranky Doodle boy, yes!/I helped the Cranky Doodle boy!
Cranky Doodle Donkey, Matilda: [warningly] Pinkie!
Pinkie Pie: Whoops, privacy. Sorry.
[a piano rendition of "Yankee Doodle" plays over the credits]

Pinkie Pie: [refrain] Come on everypony smile, smile, smile/Fill my heart up with sunshine, sunshine/All I really need's a smile, smile, smile/From these happy friends of mine!


"My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic: Party of One (#1.25)" (2011)
Twilight Sparkle: [Pinkie knocks on her door, Twilight opens it up] Oh! Hi, Pinkie Pie...
Pinkie Pie: [wearing a party hat; singing] This is your singing telegram/I hope it finds you well/You're invited to a party/'cause we think you're really swell.
Pinkie Pie: [at Rarity's house, she and Gummy are wearing tuxedos] Gummy's turning one year old/So help us celebrate/The cake will be delicious/The festivities first-rate!
Pinkie Pie: [at Applejack's, wearing a fireworks suit that blasts confetti after "rug"] There will be games and dancing/Bob for apples, cut a rug/And when the party's over/We'll gather 'round for a group hug
Pinkie Pie: [more tired, at Rainbow Dash's house, in a hot-air balloon] No need to bring a gift/Being there will be enough/Birthdays mean having fun with friends/Not getting lots of stuff
Pinkie Pie: [exhausted, wearing a cake outfit, at Fluttershy's house] It won't be the same without you/So we hope that you say yes/So, please, oh please R.S.V.P/And come, and be our guest!
[collapses]
Pinkie Pie: [back at her home, rasping voice] Next time, I think I'll just pass out written invitations.

Twilight Sparkle: I really gotta hit the books...
Pinkie Pie: I understand. Your studies come first, but don't worry. We'll be sure to save you some cake.
Twilight Sparkle: Please do.
Pinkie Pie: Oh. And Twilight... You shouldn't *hit* the books. You should just *read* them.
Twilight Sparkle: I'll keep that in mind.

Applejack: Huh? Oh, hi, Pinkie Pie! What brings you 'round these parts?
Pinkie Pie: Who's ready to shake their hoof-thang? It's an invitation to "Gummy's After-Birthday" party this afternoon. There's gonna be dancing, and games, and cake, and ice-cream, and punch!
Applejack: This afternoon? A-as in, this afternoon this afternoon?
Pinkie Pie: That's funny. That's just what Twilight said, and the answer is, "Yes! It's this afternoon!"
Applejack: Uh, well, ah... ah... uh... ah don't think I can make it 'cause... uh... ah have to... uh... uh, you know what? Ah... uh... pick apples! Yup, apples! 'Cause that's what we do! With the... apples we... uh... pick 'em!
[giggles and gulps]
Pinkie Pie: Okey dokey lokey! A party is still a party, even if there are only three guests.

Pinkie Pie: I know it's short-notice, but we had such a great time at his birthday party, I thought we could have even more fun at his after-birthday party.
Rarity: And I'm sure that we would, but I'm going to have to decline. I have to... wash my hair!
Pinkie Pie: Don't be silly. Your hair doesn't look dirty.
Rarity: It doesn't?
Pinkie Pie: Nope.
Rarity: [Rarity forces her head into an overflowing trash can] See?
[mild belch]
Rarity: Dirty! I have to go!

Rainbow Dash: This afternoon?
Fluttershy: As in...
Pinkie Pie: Yes! as in "*This afternoon*" this afternoon!
Pinkie Pie: [Fluttershy and Rainbow Dash were coming up with excuses - not to come to the party - related to a bear named Harry] He's vacationing at the beach?
Rainbow Dash: Yeah. He loves to...
Fluttershy: Collect seashells
Rainbow Dash: [overlapping] Play beach volleyball!
Fluttershy: Play beach volleyball
Rainbow Dash: [overlapping] Collect sea shells!
Fluttershy: Collect volleyball.
Rainbow Dash: [overlapping] Play sea shells!
[awkward pause]
Rainbow Dash: Gotta go!

Pinkie Pie: The more I think think about it, the more those are starting to sound like... EXCUSES!

Pinkie Pie: I KNOW YOU'RE IN THERE!
Applejack: Oh! Howdy, pardn'r!
Pinkie Pie: Mind if I... take a look inside the *barn*?
Applejack: No! Uh, I mean, yes, I mean... you can't come in here!
Pinkie Pie: Rainbow Dash just went in there.
Applejack: Oh, well, she was just bringin' in some... *supplies*! Yup, supplies for the... *renovation*! Fixin' up the whole thing, top to bottom... uh, lots of construction goin' on in there right now!
[yells back to the others inside]
Rainbow Dash: [from inside, whispering] You heard her! "Construction!"
Rainbow Dash, Twilight Sparkle, Rarity, Fluttershy: [mimicking random noises for various construction tools]
Applejack: Yup! Construction! That's my story, and I'm stickin' to it.
[nervous giggle]

Spike: [Pinkie Pie is interrogating Spike, with him tied to a chair and a light in his face] W-What you wanna hear? Tell me what you want me to say, and I'll say it!
Pinkie Pie: Tell me that my friends are all lying to me and avoiding me because they don't like my parties, and they DON'T WANT TO BE MY FRIENDS ANYMORE!
[panting angrily]
Spike: [scared] Your friends are all lying to you and avoiding you 'cause they don't like your parties, and they don't want to be your friends anymore!
Pinkie Pie: [triumphant] Ah-ha! I knew it!
[her hair deflates and she suddenly becomes very sad]
Pinkie Pie: Oh no, my friends don't like my parties, and they don't want to be my friends anymore!

Pinkie Pie: [at her own little party she has set up, Pinkie's "guests" are a bucket of turnips, a pile of three rocks, a clump of lint, and a bag of flour] Thank you all so much for coming! It means so much to Gummy.
Pinkie Pie: [puppeteering the bag of turnips with a low voice] Could I have some more punch?
Pinkie Pie: Well, of course you can have some more punch, Mr. Turnip.
Pinkie Pie: [puppeteering the pile of rocks with a Bronx accent] Dis is one great party! You really outdone yourself!
Pinkie Pie: Why, thank you, Rocky.
Pinkie Pie: [voicing the clump of lint with a high-class "British" accent] I'm having a delightful time as well!
Pinkie Pie: I'm so glad Sir Lintsalot.
Pinkie Pie: [puppeteering the bag of flour with a high-pitched "French" accent] Might I tro'ble you fur ano'zher slice of cake?
Pinkie Pie: Anything for you, Madame LeFlour.
Pinkie Pie: [as Rocky] I'm just glad none of dem ponies showed up!
Pinkie Pie: Oh, they're not so bad.
[her eyes begin to exotropy and she begins imagining the objects as alive]

Rocky: [Pinkie Pie's imagination] Not so bad? Pu-lease! Dey're a bunch'a losahs!
Pinkie Pie: Oh, c'mon now. "Losers" might be a little strong, don'cha think?
Sir Lints-a-lot: After the way they treated you? I say "losers" isn't strong enough!
Pinkie Pie: Well, it was pretty rude...
Madame LeFlour: Prettee roode? It waz down right deespecable!
Pinkie Pie: It was, wasn't it?
Mr. Turnip: If I were you, I wouldn't speak to them ever again.
Pinkie Pie: You know what? I'm not gonna speak to them ever again! And I'm not gonna invite them to another party as long as I live! They don't deserve to be invited to my parties! Not after the way they've been acting.
Madame LeFlour: Deespecable!
Sir Lints-a-lot: Such losers!
Madame LeFlour: Yes, zat's right.
Pinkie Pie: [actual reality, as Mr. Turnip] Well done!
Pinkie Pie: [as Sir Lintsalot] Yeah!
Pinkie Pie: [as Rocky] You show 'em!
Pinkie Pie: [knock on the door] Who could that be?

Rainbow Dash: Hey there, Pinkie Pie! Sorry I was in such a rush earlier. Had some place to be and couldn't slow down and say, "Hello." You know how it goes.
Pinkie Pie: [angrily, half to herself] I know how it goes, all right!
Rainbow Dash: Yeah... so, why don't you come with me over to Sweet Apple Acres?
Pinkie Pie: No thanks. I'm spending time with my *real* friends. Isn't that right, Madame LeFlour?
[as Madame LeFlour]
Pinkie Pie: Oui! Zat iz correct, madame.
Rainbow Dash: Uh... Pinkie Pie?
Pinkie Pie: Another slice of cake, Sir Lintsalot?
[as Sir Lintsalot]
Pinkie Pie: I'd love one.
Rainbow Dash: Aaallrighty. What do you say we get out of Creepytown and head over to Applejack's...?
Pinkie Pie: [as Mr. Turnip] She's not going anywhere.
[as herself]
Pinkie Pie: I most certainly am not! I'm having a wonderful time right here.
Rainbow Dash: You should really just come with me.
Pinkie Pie: [as Rocky] You heard da lady! She ain't goin' nowheres, chump!
Rainbow Dash: [gets up in Rocky's "face"] Who you calling a chump, chump?
[Rocky's three stones fall over]
Rainbow Dash: Ugh... That's it. Party's over. Come on, Pinkie Pie!
Pinkie Pie: No!

Applejack: Why in the world would you think we didn't like you anymore, sugarcube?
Pinkie Pie: Why? Why? *WHY?* Because you've been lying to me and avoiding me all day! That's *why*!
Rainbow Dash: Uh, yeah! Because we wanted your party to be a *surprise*.
Twilight Sparkle: If this is a "farewell party", why does the cake I picked up from Sugarcube Corner say "Happy Birthday, Pinkie Pie"?
Pinkie Pie: [after thinking about it for a few seconds, her hair poofs back to happy mode] ... Because it's my BIRTHDAY! Oh, how could I have forgotten my own birthday?

Pinkie Pie: And you like me so much you decided to throw me a surprise party!
Rarity: That's what we've been trying to tell you, darling.
Pinkie Pie: You girls are the best friends ever!
[Looking a little ashamed]
Pinkie Pie: How could I have ever doubted you?
Twilight Sparkle: It's okay, Pinkie Pie. It could have happened to any of us.
Rainbow Dash: Uh-huh! It sure would.
Fluttershy: Don't worry about it.
Rainbow Dash: I'm just glad I haven't been replaced by a bucket of turnips.
Twilight Sparkle: Huh?
[Makes a confused look at Pinkie Pie, who nervously smiles]
Rainbow Dash: You don't wanna know.
Applejack: All right, girls! Enough of this gab. Let's party!

Rainbow Dash: Come on, Pinkie Pie.
Pinkie Pie: No!
Rainbow Dash: Pinkie Pie, let's go!
Pinkie Pie: I said NO!
Rainbow Dash: [a squeak followed by a creaking sound is heard as Rainbow Dash suddenly starts pushing against her hindquarters with her head as she pushes back] You... have to... come with... ME!
Pinkie Pie: No... I... DON'T!
Rainbow Dash: [Her head slips below Pinkie Pie's hindquarters, immediately followed by her rapidly sitting straight on her head, pinning her head to the floor, she briefly struggles and pulls her head out from under her and tumbles back, knocking over the stool with "Sir Lints-a-lot" on it, and into the stool with "Mr. Turnip" on it with a piece of cake falling on her head] Oh, you wanna do this the hard way? We'll do it the hard way!


"My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic: Too Many Pinkie Pies (#3.3)" (2012)
Pinkie Pie: [Fluttershy is drinking tea] Fluttershy!
[panting]
Pinkie Pie: There... you... are...! Doing...
[deep breath]
Pinkie Pie: anything...
[deep breath]
Pinkie Pie: fun?
Fluttershy: Not especially.
Pinkie Pie: Oh, good. Fun... is hard...!
[sighs and falls down]

Pinkie Pie: I've got so many wonderful friends having fun in every last corner of Ponyville, I can't figure out how to keep up with it all! It's driving me even more coco-loco than usual!
Fluttershy: I can promise to not do anything fun at all if that would help.
Pinkie Pie: You are such a good friend!

Fluttershy: Oh, Pinkie Pie, I'm so glad you wandered by. I know I promised not to have any fun today, but, oh, I couldn't help myself. All of my critter friends wanted a picnic, and I couldn't disappoint them. Come join us. We have plenty of hay juice and marmalade to go around, don't we, critters?
[the critters chatter in agreement; a mouse brings a wedge of cheese up to Pinkie Pie 2. She eats it]
Pinkie Pie 2: Wait, but that sounds super fun! Oh, but Applejohn sounds super fun too! Uh, and, and I can't do one without missing out on the other!
Fluttershy: Who's Applejohn?
Pinkie Pie 2: Two fun things at once? But which, which? Oh, can't decide...
[breathes heavily]
Pinkie Pie 2: Trouble breathing... Walls closing in!
[as she says this, the frame of the cartoon zooms in on her, leaving less screen space around her]
Fluttershy: Walls? But we're outside.

Spike: I miss the real Pinkie.
Pinkie Pie: [sighs] I bet she misses you too. Bet she'd do just about anything to get to be with her friends again. Hey. Hey! What if you gave them a test? Pick something really hard for a Pinkie to do, something not fun at all! Any Pinkie that can't do it goes back into the pond. But whoever wants to stay the most, that must be the real Pinkie!

Rainbow Dash: [after most of the Pinkie Pies have been eliminated for looking away from the paint drying, only two remain] Ugh, I can't take it anymore!
[she flies up and points to the window]
Rainbow Dash: Somepony's making balloon animals!
Pinkie Pie Duplicate: What? Where?
[Twilight poofs her away back to the Mirror Pool. She, Rarity, and Fluttershy turn to look expectantly at the final Pinkie Pie]
Twilight Sparkle: Pinkie, you can look away now.
Pinkie Pie: I passed?
Twilight Sparkle: You passed. You're the only Pinkie who kept staring at the wall.
Pinkie Pie: I had to. I just had to. I couldn't leave my friends, I just couldn't. But I guess sometimes I will have to choose between them.
Twilight Sparkle: I knew you'd be up to the challenge.
Pinkie Pie: I'm me! I'm me! I'm *me*! Or am I?
[she feels her head]
Pinkie Pie: Yeah, I'm pretty sure I am.

Pinkie Pie: Dear Princess Celestia: It's great to have fun, but it's even greater to have great friends. And having lots of friends means that you sometimes have to make choices as to who you'll spend your time with. But that's okay, because good friends will always give you lots of opportunities to have fun. So even if you're missing out, it's never for long. Respectfully yours, Pinkie Pie.

Pinkie Pie: Seems like hardly anypony's been here in ages. I hope I'm remembering the rhymes right from my Nana Pinkie's story. "Where the brambles are thickest, there you will find a pond beyond the most twisted of vines!"
[echoes]
Pinkie Pie: What was that? Oh, I heard a voice! Oh. Hehe. It was me.
[walks past some brambles]
Pinkie Pie: Ouch! Ooh! Stop scratching me up, you brambles, and- Whoooaaa!
[she falls down a hole into a big cave]
Pinkie Pie: [gasp] The Mirror Pool!
[echoes]
Pinkie Pie: Oh, and there's that voice again! Tsk, tsk, tsk. Ah Pinkie, you have got to stop talking to yourself. Starting... now. "And into her own reflection she stared, uh, yearning for one whose reflection she shared, and solemnly sweared not to be scared at the prospect of being doubly mared!"
Pinkie Pie 2: [a clone of Pinkie Pie walks out of the Mirror Pool] Wheee-heee!
Pinkie Pie: Wow, the legend is true. It really worked!
Pinkie Pie 2: [while Pinkie 1 talks] Fun, fun!
[continues]
Pinkie Pie: Okay, wait. I promised not talk to myself anymore. I should say something to her. Or... would that still be talking to myself? Excuse me, me? Can I have a word with you? Uh, I mean, me? Listen, I can see you're having lots of fun, but...
Pinkie Pie 2: Fun? Did somebody say fun? Where?
Pinkie Pie: I did, over here!
Pinkie Pie 2: I thought someone said something about fun! Where is it? Over here? Over here? I don't see it! Where is it? Where is it?
Pinkie Pie: Whoa, calm yourself, Pinkie, there's loads of fun to be had in Ponyville with my girls! Trot on over back to Ponyville with me and I'll tell you all about 'em.

Pinkie Pie: [at the lakeside where Rainbow Dash is sunbathing] So you see, that's how I'm able to have fun in two places at once.
Rainbow Dash: Duplicates of you, huh? Heh, teah, sure, Pinkie.
[yawns]
Rainbow Dash: Look, I was just gearing up to catch some Z's, so, uh...
Pinkie Pie: Gotcha. I'll have the rest of my fun *really* quietly
[she quietly says "Whee" as she first jumps into the pond, but right before hitting the water, she slows down considerably, lowering herself into the water with nothing but air supporting her]
Pinkie Pie: Wheeeee...
Rainbow Dash: How'd you do that?
Pinkie Pie: Just trying to show a little consideration for my sleepy friend.

Applejack: [many Pinkie Pie clones have ruined the raising of a new barn] I wanna know right now where all you Pinkies came from, so I can find out who's responsible for y'all ruinin' our barn raisin'!
[the unfinished silo collapses under multiple Pinkies jumping on it]
Pinkie Pie: Uh, you look pretty busy right now, so
[laughs nervously]
Pinkie Pie: maybe we should talk a little later?
Pinkie Pie duplicates: Fun! Fun! Fun! Fun!
Applejack: Y'all come back here and clean up after yourselves this instant!
[duplicates shouting]
Pinkie Pie: Oh no, what have I done, what have I done? My poor friends...

Pinkie Pie: Twilight! I have to talk to you, I need your help!
Twilight Sparkle: Excuse me, whoever you are, but I'm not talking to any of you Pinkies unless you're the real Pinkie.
Pinkie Pie: Oh, but, but I am the real Pinkie!
Pinkie Pie Duplicate: No, you're not! I'm the real Pinkie!
Pinkie Pie Duplicate 2: I'm the real Pinkie!
Pinkie Pie Duplicate 3: No, *I'm* the real Pinkie!
Pinkie Pie Duplicate 4: I'm the real Pinkie!
Pinkie Pie Duplicate 5: No, *I'm* the real Pinkie!
Pinkie Pie Duplicate 6: I'm the *real* Pinkie!
Pinkie Pie Duplicates: Fun! Fun! Fun! Fun!
Applejack: How in tarnation are we supposed to tell which is the real Pinkie?
Twilight Sparkle: I have no idea.
Pinkie Pie: Me either. Ohh... We've all got the same adorable tails, we've all got the same adorable manes, we've all got the same adorable hooves! Which one of us is the real Pinkie? Oh! I haven't the slightest clue! And if I can't tell us apart... who can?
[crying]

Twilight Sparkle: Hi, Pinkie Pie. We were thinking we should go out and celebrate.
Applejack: You up for some wheelbarrow races?
Rainbow Dash: Or I could take everypony on a cloud ride!
Rarity: I could throw a party with punch and zesty cucumber sandwiches! Ooh!
Pinkie Pie: You wanna know exactly what I feel like doing right now?
[she backs up into her home, sighs, and falls asleep]
Fluttershy: That looks like fun.
[all laugh]
Applejack: Oh, Pinkie.
[Twilight closes the door]

Twilight Sparkle: Welcome, Pinkies, welcome. Please have a seat and make yourselves comfortable.
[pause]
Twilight Sparkle: Okay, I suppose you can't be comfortable staying in one place, but have a seat anyway.
[pause]
Twilight Sparkle: Sit down!
[duplicates stop shouting and quickly sit]
Twilight Sparkle: Better. Now, I suppose you're all wondering why I've gathered you all here today.
Pinkie Pie duplicate: For fun?
Twilight Sparkle: No, just the opposite actually.
Rainbow Dash: Wait up, I got one more! Found this one poking at the ground with her hoof, drawing frowny faces.
[Rainbow Dash carries in the real Pinkie Pie, who is very sad and depressed]
Twilight Sparkle: Have her come sit with the others.
[Rainbow Dash drops her]
Twilight Sparkle: Pinkies, you've been brought here to take a test.
Pinkie Pie duplicates: [in chorus] Awww!
Twilight Sparkle: Don't worry, it's a simple test, about as simple as they come, and whoever passes gets to stay.
[duplicates make sounds of agreement]
Twilight Sparkle: Curtain, please.
[Spike pulls the curtain up, and Rarity and Fluttershy push forward the wooden wall they've just finished painting purple]
Twilight Sparkle: The test... will be watching paint dry!
[duplicates gasp]
Twilight Sparkle: On your mark, get set, go!
Spike: [reaches his hand into a bag of popcorn] Ooh, this is so exciting!
[time skip]
Spike: Okay, maybe not that exciting.


"My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic: MMMystery on the Friendship Express (#2.24)" (2012)
Pinkie Pie: Thus, destroying the cake, and the Cakes' chance of winning the National Dessert Competition.
Twilight Sparkle: But it makes no sense!
Pinkie Pie: What do you mean, lowly assistant?
Twilight Sparkle: Well first, if you were tied to the train tracks, how are you now here?
Pinkie Pie: Huh... guess that isn't a totally silly question.

Pinkie Pie: This mystery gets more mysterious every minute.

Pinkie Pie: [looking at a big, completed cake] Marzipan Mascarpone Meringue Madness. You've *really* outdone yourselves, Mr. and Mrs. Cake. This is sure to be the winning entry of this year's national dessert competition!
Mrs. Cake: Oh, thank you Pinkie!
Mr. Cake: And thanks for transporting it all the way to Canterlot for us.
Pinkie Pie: Absolutely! It's my honor and I...
Applejack: Uh, beg pardon but, could we maybe move things along? This here cake's a mite heavy, right Big Macintosh?
Big Macintosh: [now holding the cake on his back] Ehee... Eeyup.

Pinkie Pie: Well the tastiest treat of all is sure to be the Cakes' Marzipan Mascarpone Meringue Madness. All that rich *creamy* goodness of the marzipan, combined with the tart tanginess of the mascarpone, blended perfectly with the smooth, silky sweetness of the meringue. That's why I call the Marzipan Mascarpone Meringue Madness the "MMMM".
Main ponies: MMMM.
Pinkie Pie: Exactly. It's the *most* delicious delectable delightful de-lovely cake in Equestria, and it's sure to win first prize.
Gustave Le Grand: [suddenly enters the train, speaking with a French accent] Zis is not so, for I, Gustave Le Grand, do challenge your crude cake to a duel of delectable delicacies, against *my* Exceptionally Exquisite Éclairs! They will undoubtedly strike down all ze competition, winning first prize and crowning me le champion.
Donut Joe: [the next to enter] Not a chance Le Grand.
Twilight Sparkle: Donut Joe! What are you doing in Ponyville?
Donut Joe: Picking up the final all-important ingredient for my contest entry, "Donutopia!" And with these super-sprinkles, my donuts are going to dunk all the other lousy desserts, steal first prize, and make my donut shop famous, forever!
Mulia Mild: [last to enter, speaking in a high, elderly voice] Oh, Joe...
[laughs]
Mulia Mild: Your dippy donuts could never out-rival me.
[laughs]
Pinkie Pie: Hello. What's your name?
Mulia Mild: I, am Mulia Mild. Behold, my chocolate mousse moose. It will trample all your treats, be given first prize, and make me the greatest chef in Equestria.
Gustave Le Grand: Madame Mild, you and your mousse moose are mistaken.
Donut Joe: Your frou-frou éclairs will never defeat my donuts.
Pinkie Pie: The Cakes' Marzipan Mascarpone Meringue Madness is going to win!
Mulia Mild: Your simple cake could never take my moose.
[gasp; train whistles]
Twilight Sparkle: Well it sure looks like we're in for a delicious competition tomorrow. Maybe we should all settle in for a good night's sleep.

Pinkie Pie: It's the Marzipan Mascarpone Meringue Madness, it's been... mutilated!
[collective gasp]
Pinkie Pie: Now we just need to find out who done it.
Twilight Sparkle: You mean, who "did it."
Pinkie Pie: Exactly. Who did-done-dood it.

Applejack: [to Pinkie] Uh, *you're* investigatin'?
Pinkie Pie: Yes! And Twilight shall be my lowly assistant who asks silly questions with obvious answers.
Twilight Sparkle: [unimpressed] Fine, Pinkie. Should we start looking for clues?
Pinkie Pie: Perfect silly question, my dear Twilight. Because the obvious answer is...
Twilight Sparkle: Yes?
Pinkie Pie: No! 'Cause I know who did it.
[everyone gasps again]
Twilight Sparkle: Pinkie, how could you possibly know?
Pinkie Pie: How could I possibly *not* know? Clearly this dastardly deed was done by the baker, who knew their dessert could not measure up to the mastery of the Marzipan Mascarpone Meringue Madness. I guess you feared your éclairs lacked flair, Gustave!

Twilight Sparkle: [after Pinkie Pie's accusation at Mulia portraying her as a ninja assassin sent to destroy the cake at night, Mulia is terrified] Pinkie stop! This is ridiculous! Look at her!
Mulia Mild: [whimpering and shivering]
Pinkie Pie: [sigh] I guess you're right...
Twilight Sparkle: Thank you!
Pinkie Pie: But I was so sure that it was one of the other bitter bakers that destroyed the "MMMM". That way, their delicious dessert would reign supreme. I mean, just look at Joe's Donutopia. It's a spectacular city of donutty delight, topped temptingly in sprinklicious sprinkles. And Gustave's éclairs look incredibly edible, with glistening glaziness. But then there's Mulia Mild's Mousse Moose. Hoh, why this mouth-wateringly marvelous mousse moose tempts the taste buds with its silky, smooth, yummy-nummy, chocolateyness. So why did this criminal devour the Marzipan Mascarpone Meringue Madness while leaving this trio of tasty treats untouched?
[the train goes through a tunnel, and there is momentary darkness, munching sounds, and a scream. When the light comes back in, the other three desserts are half-eaten]
Pinkie Pie: Now I have no idea who do doned it!

Twilight Sparkle: Well, Pinkie, did you find the devourer of the desserts?
Pinkie Pie: I most certainly did. It was none other than... the bakers! First of all, Gustav has mousse in his moustache! And Joe has eclair in his hair! And Mulia has sprinkles in her wrinkles!

Twilight Sparkle: What do you say bakers?
Gustave Le Grand: Oh I am so sorry, Mulia, but Pinkie made your mousse moose sound... très magnifique.
Donut Joe: And Pinkie's description of your éclairs really did make 'em sound scrumptious.
Mulia Mild: And the way she spoke of your Donutopia, ohh, was too delectable to resist.
Twilight Sparkle: Well everypony, we finally have the mystery solved.
Gustave Le Grand: Yes, but now we don't have any desserts to enter into the contest!
Pinkie Pie: I think we can fix that. Come on!

Pinkie Pie: Dear Princess Celestia, today I learned that it is not good to jump to conclusions. You have to find out all the facts before saying somepony did something. If you don't, you could end up blaming somepony for something they never did. This could hurt their feelings, and it can make you look really foolish. So from now on, I will always make sure to get all the facts.

Pinkie Pie: [guarding the cake at night, somepony distracts Pinkie Pie in the dark] Huh? Stop you saboteur! I have you now! Wha? A-ha!
[goes up to the front of the train and sees a pony scooping coal into the engine]
Pinkie Pie: Ahh?
[runs back to the cake]
Pinkie Pie: Oh! Thank Celestia you're okay! But one of those bakers is mixing up something bad, so I'm not leaving you again no matter what.
[the window blinds snap shut, causing complete darkness]
Pinkie Pie: Huh? Who turned out the moon? Don't go near that cake, thief!
[galloping sounds]
Pinkie Pie: Stop thief!
[clang]
Pinkie Pie: Oh, are you okay thief?
[blinds open, letting moonlight back in. Pinkie Pie looks through another door on the train and growls]
Pinkie Pie: Huh... overreacting my hoof.
[goes back to the cake]
Pinkie Pie: I knew I was going to have to keep a close eye on you, and that's just what I'm gonna do.
[she falls asleep after five seconds and snores]


"My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic: Baby Cakes (#2.13)" (2012)
Pinkie Pie: [in the hospital maternity ward, with the new babies] Two new foals for me to play with?
[gasps]
Pinkie Pie: That's two, two, two times the fun! This is the greatest day ever! We need to celebrate your birthday, babies, 'cause you were just born today! Woohoo!
Nurse Redheart: Shhh. The babies are trying to sleep.
Pinkie Pie: But I was just...
Nurse Redheart: Shhh.
Pinkie Pie: But...
Nurse Redheart: Shhh!
Pinkie Pie: [quieter; singing] Happy happy birthday, to you and you today...

Applejack: Now how in thunderation is one of them twins a pegasus, and the other one a unicorn?
Carrot Cake: Easy. My great-great-great-great grandfather was a unicorn, and Cup Cake's great aunt's second cousin twice removed was a pegasus. That makes sense, right?
Rainbow Dash: Aw yeah, heh, just you wait! Once little Pound Cake gets there his wings going, he'll be all over the place.
Twilight Sparkle: And be careful around Pumpkin Cake.
Rarity: Baby unicorns get strange magic surges that come and go.
Pinkie Pie: [holds up a candle-less cake for the newborns] Quick! Make a wish and blow out your candles! Which is easy, 'cause there are zero candles! You are zero years old, after all!
Nurse Redheart: Shhh!

Pinkie Pie: [singing to Pound Cake and Pumpkin Cake] Happy monthiversary to you and you today
Pinkie Pie: [spoken very quickly in eight beats] I can't believe you're already a month old time sure flies doesn't it well it seems like only yesterday you were born
Pinkie Pie: [normal singing] But now you're a month old today, hey!
[the foals blow party kazoos and giggle]

Fluttershy: [to the Cakes, who are looking for a babysitter] Oh, I would love to babysit! But I can't today, sorry. I promised Angel we'd go on a picnic.
[Angel, her bunny pet, points angrily at a picnic basket]
Fluttershy: You understand, don't you? Y-you're not mad at me are you? Please don't be mad at me!
Pinkie Pie: [rocking a bunny that looks like Angel in her arms] I'll do it! Pick me!
Twilight Sparkle: I have to finish this report for the Princess summarizing all my other reports to the Princess.
Pinkie Pie: [holding a diaper-wearing book like a baby] I wanna babysit! Pick me!
Applejack: Babysit? Now? When there's a swarm a' hungry caterpillars headed this way? I gotta get all these apples picked before they get swarmed on!
Pinkie Pie: [holding a bundle of apples like a baby] Ooh, ooh, I wanna do it!
Rainbow Dash: I got tickets to the Wonderbolts airshow this afternoon. Gotta dash!
Pinkie Pie: [holding some cloud with a diaper] Ask me! Mememememememememememememe!
Rarity: Moi? Babysit? N- oh nonononononononono. I'm flattered that you would think about me though.
Carrot Cake: [groans; unenthusiastically] Pinkie Pie, how would you like to babysit for us.
Pinkie Pie: [gasps excitedly, then acts serious] I dunno. I'll have to check my schedule.

Carrot Cake: Now, Pinkie, are you sure you really understand the responsibility of watching over two babies?
Pinkie Pie: I can be responsible. Why, responsibility is my middle name. Pinkie Responsibility Pie.
Cup Cake: But this time you need to *take care of them*, not just play with them. You have to be responsible.
Pinkie Pie: Yes, I know, I will. I am.

Pinkie Pie: [trying a stand-up comedy routine to entertain Pound and Pumpkin] Hey, you're a wonderful crowd here tonight, where y'all from?
[she points the broomstick she's holding at Pumpkin, who reaches her mouth for it as if it's food]
Pinkie Pie: Well that's great. Y'know, I used to have an ant farm, but I had to get rid of it because I couldn't find tractors that small!
[rimshot sound]
Pinkie Pie: Get it? Tractors that small?
[pause]
Pinkie Pie: The other day, I spilled spot remover on my dog, and now I can't find him!
[rimshot again, this time revealed to have come from Pinkie at a small drum set she zipped over to]
Pumpkin Cake, Pound Cake: [crying]
Pinkie Pie: [from the drum set] Gee, tough crowd.
[to herself, from the "stage"]
Pinkie Pie: Tell me about it.

Pinkie Pie: Fine, I wasn't gonna pull off a show stopper, but you're a lovely audience and I think you deserve it!
[she goes behind the curtain for a moment, and comes out wearing a rubber pig nose]
Pinkie Pie: [singing a bouncy song for the foals] First you jiggle your tail!/Oink oink oink!/Then you wriggle your snout!/Oink oink oink!/Then you wiggle your rump!/Oink oink oink!/Then shout it out!/Oink oink oink!
[repeat]
Pumpkin Cake, Pound Cake: [crying]
Pinkie Pie: First you jiggle your tail!/Oink oink oink!/Then you wriggle your snout!/Oink oink oink!/Then you wiggle your rump!/Oink oink oink!/Then shout it out!/Oink oink oink!
[Pinkie crashes into a cupboard with a bag of flour on top of it, causing the flour to fall on her head, the bag opens and covers her with flour, turning her all white, the foals start laughing once they see her that way]
Pinkie Pie: There, you see? Nothing to this babysitting business!
[collapses on her back]

Twilight Sparkle: Hi! I finished up the work I had to do so I thought I'd stop by and see if you needed any help. Whoa!
[Pinkie drags her inside]
Pinkie Pie: Thank you, thank you, thank you for coming! I can't begin to tell you what my day has been like, I mean, these babies just won't listen to reason, and don't even get me started on their taste in stand-up comedy.
Twilight Sparkle: It's okay, Pinkie. I figured you would need some help. That's why I stopped by.
Pinkie Pie: Excuse me?
Twilight Sparkle: Babies take a lot of work, and some ponies are just not cut out to handle the responsibility.
Pinkie Pie: Is that so? Well, thanks for stopping by, Twilight. Sorry, I don't have time to visit, I'm very very busy with my responsibilities here.
[she starts pushing Twilight out the door]
Twilight Sparkle: I'm happy to help! It's no trouble-
[door slams]
Pinkie Pie: Well, of all the- she thinks I can't handle things on my own! Maybe because I haven't handled things on my own. Well, I can handle things on my own!

Pinkie Pie: [Pound Cake is bouncing in his crib and Pumpkin Cake is chewing happily on her rubber chicken toy] Pound Cake. This is a crib. It is only to be used for napping, sleeping, and on occasion with permission, as a pretend old-timey Western fort. It is not a trampoline, so stop your jumping right now, mister!
Pumpkin Cake: [giggling]
Pinkie Pie: And you, young filly. We do not put anything in our mouth that we cannot safely and properly digest, so stop slobbering on that toy this instant!

Pinkie Pie: Dear Princess Celestia, I've always had fun playing with little kids, and I thought babysitting meant just more playtime, right? Wrong! Being a caregiver is way more responsibility than just being a playmate. And today I learned that sometimes our desire for responsibility can outrun our actual ability to handle it.

Carrot Cake: Pinkie Pie! We're back!
Cup Cake: How did everything go?
[they gasp when they see how clean the house is]
Carrot Cake: Are we in the right place?
Pinkie Pie: Shhh!
Pound Cake: [snoring]
Pumpkin Cake: [sleepy mumbling]
Cup Cake: P... Pinkie. This is just... just...
Carrot Cake: Amazing, is what it is. We had no idea how responsible you really are. Would you be interested in becoming our go-to babysitter on a permanent basis?
Pinkie Pie: [gasps] Hm- Ah- lemme check my schedule! I should be available a week from... never!
Pumpkin Cake, Pound Cake: [sigh]
Pound Cake: [while asleep] Pinkie...
Pumpkin Cake: [also asleep] Pie...
Pinkie Pie: [happily gasps] I have some free time next Tuesday.


My Little Pony: Equestria Girls - Rainbow Rocks (2014)
Sunset Shimmer: A demon. I turned into a raging she-demon.
Pinkie Pie: And tried to turn everyone here into teenage zombies for your own personal army!

Applejack: So how was the tour?
Sunset Shimmer: I don't know. I mean, these girls, they were... There was something off about them.
Pinkie Pie: Like off like this?
[makes her hair into a beard]
Pinkie Pie: Or off like this?
[puts two carrots in her teeth like fangs]
Pinkie Pie: Or... Oh, oh! Like...
Rainbow Dash: Maybe we should just let her tell us.
Sunset Shimmer: That's just it, I can't put my finger on it. They just acted sort of... strange around me. Maybe someone already talked to them. Told them about what I did.
[sighs]
Sunset Shimmer: So much for making a great first impression.
Fluttershy: Uh-huh.
[the others glare at her]
Fluttershy: Oh... that's... probably not it...
[she lowers her head]

[in reference to the Dazzlings]
Pinkie Pie: Oh, they're *that* kind of off.

Twilight Sparkle: The way Sunset Shimmer described them, I think these new girls sound an awful lot like... the sirens.
Pinkie Pie: Not the sirens!
[whispering loudly to Fluttershy]
Pinkie Pie: I don't actually know what that is!

Rainbow Dash: I hate to burst your bubble, Twilight, but the connection between their world and Equestria will still be totally cut off for a super-long time.
Pinkie Pie: Okay, first of all, if there was any bubble-blowing going on, why wasn't I told about it? And secondly, if the connection is totally cut off, how was Sunset Shimmer able to get a message to Twilight?
Twilight Sparkle: [gasps] Pinkie, you're a genius!
Pinkie Pie: Yeah, I get that a lot.
[to Rainbow Dash]
Pinkie Pie: Now about those bubbles!

Pinkie Pie: [to Twilight] So what do you wanna play? Triangle? Sousaphone? Or theremin?
[plays theremin]
Pinkie Pie: Sooooo magical.

[repeated line, after Trixie exits]
Pinkie Pie: She's gone! Oh, wait, there she is.

Fluttershy: [referring to Dazzlings] I can't believe they got to Principal Celestia and Vice Principal Luna, too!
Rainbow Dash: They've gotten to everybody!
Pinkie Pie: Not *everybody*!
Applejack: Pinkie Pie's right. We were there while the Dazzlings were singin', and we weren't affected. It was like we were protected somehow.
Rainbow Dash: So let's take them down! It's not like we haven't tangled with dark magic before and totally whupped its sorry butt!
[to Sunset Shimmer]
Rainbow Dash: Uh... no offense.
Sunset Shimmer: [sighs in an aggravated tone] None taken... again!
Fluttershy: But that was when Twilight was here. We may have some kind of magic inside us, but it only comes out when we play music. I sure don't know how to use it to..."whupp anybody's butt"...
Rarity: [while polishing her nails] If only we could get a message to Twilight, maybe she could tell us how to break the spell The Dazzlings have cast on our friends.
Rainbow Dash: Well, that's not gonna happen. The portal's closed.
[Throws her soccer ball at the base of the pony statue where Rarity is sitting, she ducks out of the way as it bounces back to Rainbow Dash and she drops her nail polish brush, which leaves a magenta mark on her upper arm before it lands on the ground, she gasps]
Rainbow Dash: And I'm pretty sure they don't have cellphones where she's from.
Sunset Shimmer: I have an idea how we can get in touch with Princess Twilight!

Twilight Sparkle: Maybe it doesn't even matter that we're trapped down here. I don't think the counter spell would have worked anyway.
Applejack: 'Course is woulda worked, Twilight!
[Turns to look at Rainbow Dash]
Applejack: Assumin' a certain band member didn't try to hog the spotlight whole time we were tryin' to play it!
Rainbow Dash: Hey! If want to tell Twilight she's getting to a little too caught trying to be the new leader of this band, you don't have to be all criptic about it.
Rarity: She was talking about *you*, Rainbow Dash!
Rainbow Dash: Me! I'm just trying to make sure my band rocks as hard as it needs to.
Applejack, Rarity: Our band!
Twilight Sparkle: But why wasn't it working? I should know what to do. How can I not know what to do? How can I have failed like this?
Applejack: It might have been your idea to start a band. But it's not just your band, Rainbow Dash!
Rainbow Dash: I'm the one who writes all the songs!
Fluttershy: I write songs. You just never let us *play* any of them!
Rarity: I had *the* most perfect outfits for us to wear.
Applejack: Again with the costumes! Nobody cares what we're wearin'!
Rarity: I care, Applejack! So sorry if I enjoy trying to make a creative contribution to the band!
Pinkie Pie: Hey! Anybody here remember fun!
[shouting at the top of her lungs]
Pinkie Pie: I'll give you a hint! It's the exact opposite of being in the rain booms!
Rainbow Dash: I wish I'd never asked any of you to be in my band!
Rarity: I wish I'd never agreed to be in it!
Applejack, Fluttershy: Me neither!
[All except for Sunset Shimmer and Twilight Sparkle start arguing incoherently as their negative energy and distrust starts to drift up towards the stage where The Dazzlings are about to perform at as Sunset Shimmer starts to look concerned]


"My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic: Feeling Pinkie Keen (#1.15)" (2011)
Pinkie Pie: Wait, hold on, I'm feeling something...
Twilight Sparkle: Oh my gosh, what? What is it?
[Pinkie tries to concentrate; she is about to sense one of her twitchy side effects. Then suddenly, her stomach growls]
Pinkie Pie: It's my tummy! That usually means I'm hungry! Let's eat!
[Twilight groans]

Pinkie Pie: It's my tail! It's my tail! It's a-twitchin' twitchin'! And you know what that means...
Twilight Sparkle: Actually, Pinkie, I haven't the slightest idea.
Pinkie Pie: The twitching means my Pinkie Sense is telling me stuff is gonna start falling.

Pinkie Pie: Um, Twilight? You got a little something on your face there...
Twilight Sparkle: Oh really? Did your "Pinkie Sense" tell you that, too?
Pinkie Pie: No, I can just *see* it.

Pinkie Pie: Hey, Applejack. What'cha doin'?
Applejack: Taking more apples to my new apple cellar. How about you, Pinkie? What'cha doin'?
Pinkie Pie: Oh, letting Twilight secretly follow me without me knowing...
Twilight Sparkle: [Approaches with casts on her forelegs, her mane messed up, scratches on her fur, and a black eye] You mean you knew all along? Why didn't you tell me?
Pinkie Pie: [giggles] Silly. That would've spoiled the secret.
[Twilight Sparkle's eyes and body twitch a few times and she grits her teeth]

Pinkie Pie: [thinking about what may have happened to Fluttershy when she went to Froggy Bottom Bog] What if she exploded? And then... and then exploded again?
Spike: Can you do that? Can you explode *twice*?
Applejack: Of course not!

Pinkie Pie: I'm still getting the shudders. Oo-o-oh, oo-o-oh. You see? There it is again. Whatever the doozy was at Froggy Bottom Bog, my Pinkie Sense says it still hasn't happened.
Twilight Sparkle: Huh? But I - WHAT? The hydra *wasn't* the doozy? How could it *not be* the doozy? What could be *doozier* than that?
Pinkie Pie: Dunno, but it just wasn't it.
[teakettle whistling sound]
Twilight Sparkle: Rrrgh...
[Twilight's mane turns into flames and her fur becomes white briefly as she floats in the air]
Twilight Sparkle: Ooh... I give up...
[back to normal]
Spike: Give what up, Twi?
Twilight Sparkle: The fight. I can't fight it anymore. I don't understand how, why, or what, but Pinkie said somehow... makes sense. I don't see how it does, but it just does. Just because I don't understand doesn't mean its not true.
Pinkie Pie: [shaking uncontrollably] Y-y-y-you m-m-mean you b-b-b-believe?
Twilight Sparkle: Eyup, I guess I do.

Pinkie Pie: [shaking crazily while her "Pinkie Sense" finishes] Oo-woo-oo-oo-oo, woo-oo-oo-oo-oh, woo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-ooh. Ooh!
[gasp]
Pinkie Pie: That was it. *That's* the doozy.
Spike: [shakes his head] Bbrrbbrrbbrr.
Twilight Sparkle: What? What is?
Pinkie Pie: You believing. I never expected that to happen. *That* was the doozy, oh and, oh what a doozy of a doozy it was!

Twilight Sparkle: [Spike walks into the library] Oh, good, Spike, you're here. Take a letter.
Spike: With pleasure, Twilight.
Twilight Sparkle: "Dear Princess Celestia, I'm happy to report that - "
[Spike hasn't started writing yet because he is distracted by Twilight and Pinkie Pie wearing rainbow umbrella hats]
Twilight Sparkle: Spike, what have I been saying about focus?
Spike: I know, but I... Well...
Twilight Sparkle: What's wrong Spike, never thought you'd see me with an umbrella hat on?
Spike: Not really, no.
Twilight Sparkle: Pinkie's tail's a-twitchin'. What else can I do?
[all three laugh]
Twilight Sparkle: "I am happy to report that I now realize there are wonderful things in this world you just can't explain, but that doesn't necessarily make them any less true. It just means you have to choose to believe in them, and sometimes it takes a friend to show you the way."
Pinkie Pie: [she touches Twilight's nose] Honk!
Spike: [still writing] "Honk..."
Twilight Sparkle: "Always, your faithful student, Twilight Sparkle."

Twilight Sparkle: I wonder what's gonna fall out of the sky this time...
Pinkie Pie: You never know...
Spike: [about to send the letter to Princess Celestia with his fire breath while leaning out an open window when Princess Celestia lands right on the balcony outside with a thud] Twitchy tail?
[Picks the letter out of his hands with her mouth, and flies off]
Spike: Holy guacamole!


"My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic: Hearth's Warming Eve (#2.11)" (2011)
Twilight Sparkle: [first lines, on the train to Canterlot] We're getting closer!
Rainbow Dash: I can hardly wait!
Fluttershy: I'm so excited, I-I feel like shouting!
[softly]
Fluttershy: Woo hoo!
Applejack: Hoo-wee! Canterlot, here we come!
Rarity: [wearing a Christmas tree hat] Oh, I do hope I look festive enough!
Pinkie Pie: [pops out of Rarity's hat] There it is! Canterlot!

Rainbow Dash as Commander Hurricane: All I wanna know is why the Earth ponies are hogging all the food?
[other observing pegasi shout]
Pinkie Pie as Chancellor Puddinghead: *Us*? We're not hogging all the food, *you* are! Oh wait. You're right. It's us. Well, it's only 'cause you mean old pegasusususes are making it *snow like crazy*!
Rainbow Dash as Commander Hurricane: For the hundredth time, it's not us! We're not making it snow! It must be the unicorns! They're doing it with their freaky magic!
Rarity as Princess Platinum: [gasps] How *dare* you! Unlike you Pegasi ruffians, we unicorns would never stoop to such a thing! H-m-ph!
[other unicorns 'humph' with her]
Pinkie Pie as Chancellor Puddinghead: Well, if you non-earths aren't gonna stop using your weirdo powers to freeze us all, then I'm just plum out of ideas.
Rainbow Dash as Commander Hurricane: What a shocker. An Earth pony with no ideas.
Rarity as Princess Platinum: Commander Hurricane, please cease with the insults!
Rainbow Dash as Commander Hurricane: You're not the boss of me, your royal snootiness!
Rarity as Princess Platinum: I beg your pardon? I am a princess! I won't be spoken to that way!
Rainbow Dash as Commander Hurricane: Well, I'm leaving first!
Pinkie Pie as Chancellor Puddinghead: No, I'm first!
[the three of them argue]
Spike: [accent, narrating] And the blizzard raged on.

Applejack as Smart Cookie: [Pinkie Pie/Puddinghead comes into the cottage through the fireplace] Wouldn't it have been easier to use the door, Chancellor?
Pinkie Pie as Chancellor Puddinghead: Maybe for you, Smart Cookie. But I am a chancellor. I was elected because I know how to think outside the box. Which means
[she gets back inside the fireplace and sticks her head up the flue]
Pinkie Pie as Chancellor Puddinghead: I can also think inside the chimney. Can you think inside a chimney?
Applejack as Smart Cookie: Uh...
Pinkie Pie as Chancellor Puddinghead: I didn't think so.
Applejack as Smart Cookie: Ugh.
Pinkie Pie as Chancellor Puddinghead: Ohmygosh. Hold on to your hooves - I am just about to be brilliant!
Applejack as Smart Cookie: [under her breath] That'd be a first.

Pinkie Pie as Chancellor Puddinghead: Yes, yes. This is definitely the right direction.
Applejack as Smart Cookie: It feels like we're going in circles.
Pinkie Pie as Chancellor Puddinghead: But that's impossible. Are you suggesting that I'm reading the map wrong?
Applejack as Smart Cookie: Absolutely not, your chancellorness. It's just that there are holes in the map, and...
Pinkie Pie as Chancellor Puddinghead: Of course! How else could I see where I was going?
Applejack as Smart Cookie: Yeah, uh...
Pinkie Pie as Chancellor Puddinghead: Or talk? I need to be able to talk! I mean, how would we survive if I just suddenly shut up?
Applejack as Smart Cookie: Heaven forbid that should happen, your chancellorship, heh. It's just that... the map is also upside down.
Pinkie Pie as Chancellor Puddinghead: I got a newsflash for you, Cookie. The Earth is round. There is no up or down.

Pinkie Pie as Chancellor Puddinghead: The air! The trees! The dirt. This dirt is the dirtiest dirt in the whole dirt world!
Applejack as Smart Cookie: And fertile, too. Perfect for growing food.
Pinkie Pie as Chancellor Puddinghead: In the name of the Earth ponies, I think I'm gonna call this new place... uh... Dirtville.
Applejack as Smart Cookie: How about "Earth"?
Pinkie Pie as Chancellor Puddinghead: Earth! Congratulations to me for thinking of it.

Pinkie Pie as Chancellor Puddinghead, Rainbow Dash as Commander Hurricane, Rarity as Princess Platinum: We found our new home!
Rainbow Dash as Commander Hurricane: I planted my flag first!
Rarity as Princess Platinum: Did not!
Rainbow Dash as Commander Hurricane: Did too!
Pinkie Pie as Chancellor Puddinghead: I planted mine earlier than first.
Rarity as Princess Platinum: All of you riff-raff are trespassing in Unicornia!
Rainbow Dash as Commander Hurricane: The name is Pegasopolis!
Pinkie Pie as Chancellor Puddinghead: Earth!
Rainbow Dash as Commander Hurricane: Pegasopolis!
Rarity as Princess Platinum: Unicornia!
Rainbow Dash as Commander Hurricane: I say we fight for the land. May the best pony win!

Spike: All through the night, the three ponies kept the fire of friendship alive by telling stories to one another and by singing songs, which of course became the winter carols that we all still sing today. Eventually, the warmth of the fire and singing and laughing reached the leaders, and their bodies began to thaw. And, it even began to melt their hearts.
[rumbling]
Spike: [accent] The three leaders agreed to share the beautiful land, and live in harmony ever afterwards. And together, they named their new land...
Twilight Sparkle, Applejack, Rainbow Dash, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Rarity: Equestria!


"My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic: The Last Roundup (#2.14)" (2012)
Fluttershy: Oh, I hope Applejack is surprised by this surprise party!
Rainbow Dash: Well, that *is* the point.
Fluttershy: I know, but I hope she isn't so surprised she's startled, because while being surprised can be nice, being startled can be... very startling.
Pinkie Pie: Surprise!
Fluttershy: [gasps] Oh, Pinkie, you startled me.

Rainbow Dash: [in a train car on their way to Dodge Junction to find Applejack] I hope this lead doesn't turn out to be a dead end. I don't wanna go back empty-hooved after we promised we'd find her.
Fluttershy: I don't know how we'll break it to the Apple family.
Twilight Sparkle: I don't know how we'll break it to Ponyville!
Pinkie Pie: [groaning and squirming in the background, with one rear leg tightly crossed over the other] I don't know how I'll make it to the next stop!

Pinkie Pie: Have you ever had a cherry changa? Ooh! Sorry, that was a question.
Applejack: That kind of question is fine, Pinkie. No, I-I never had a cherry changa.
Pinkie Pie: Well no wonder, because I made it up myself! A cherry changa is mashed up cherries in a tortilla that's deep fried. Cherry changa. Great name, huh? Oh, but maybe I should call it a chimmy cherry. Ooh, that's good too. Which do you think sounds better? Cherry changa or chimmy cherry? Or what if I combine them? Chimmy cherry changa! What sounds the funniest? I like funny words! One of my favorite funny words is "kumquat"! I didn't make that one up. I would work in a kumquat orchard just so I could say "kumquat" all day! Kumquat, kumquat, kumquat! And "pickle barrel"! Isn't that just the funnest thing to say? Pickle barrel pickle barrel pickle barrel. Say it with me! Pickle barrel kumquat, pickle barrel kumquat, pickle barrel kumquat, chimmy cherry changa-!
Applejack: NO! Make it stop, make it stop!

Twilight Sparkle: I'm glad we're finally gonna get some answers from Applejack.
Rainbow Dash: [not convinced] Yeah, maybe.
Pinkie Pie: Don't worry, Rainbow. She's gotta 'fess up after making a Pinkie promise.
[she knocks on Applejack's door]
Pinkie Pie: Good morning, Applejack. You ready for br-
[the room is empty; Pinkie gasps, steaming with anger]
Pinkie Pie: Nopony breaks a Pinkie promise!
Pinkie Pie: [everypony runs outside] AAAPPLLLEJAAACK!
[slightly distorted]
Pinkie Pie: YOU PINKIE-PROMISED!

Pinkie Pie: [jumping out of Applejack's coach into her friends' cart] Rarity, catch me!
Rarity: What? Pinkie-
[screams; they both get knocked out to the ground]

[last lines]
Pinkie Pie: [out in the desert, working together to operate a handcart on the train tracks back to Ponyville] What do you think, Rarity? Chimi-cherry or cherry-changa? Chimi-cherry? Cherry-changa? Chimi-cherry? Cherry-changa? Chimi-cherry? Cherry-changa? Chimi-cherry? Cherry-changa?
Rarity: When I get back, you're gonna get it, Rainbow Dash!
Pinkie Pie: [continues repeating question to fadeout]


My Little Pony: A Very Minty Christmas (2005) (V)
Pinkie Pie: We do love you, Rainbow Dash. You made last years Christmas so colorful and filled with, well, Rainbows.
Rainbow Dash: Why thank you. Thank you darling. How darling of you all.

Pinkie Pie: [from the other room] Santa?
Minty: Ho ho ho.
Pinkie Pie: [walking into the room] Minty?
Minty: Oh. Hiya, Pinkie. Whatcha doin'?
Pinkie Pie: [yawning] Sleeping. What are you doing here, with one of your socks on your head?
Minty: I was tryin' to be Santa.
Pinkie Pie: Why? What's wrong with the real Santa?
Minty: Broken.
Pinkie Pie: You broke Santa?

Pinkie Pie: Minty. Minty. Minty.
Minty: I know. I know. I know.

Pinkie Pie: This is it. I feel it.
Minty: I feel it too. What am I feeling?

Pinkie Pie: First we need to go rescue Minty.
Rainbow Dash: Rescue her? Oh dear. Is she in danger, darling?
Pinkie Pie: She's Minty, isn't she? And she's flying a balloon.

Star Catcher: We need to find somewhere to land until the weather clears up.
Pinkie Pie: Yeah. I think your right. Can you lead the way?
Star Catcher: Consider it done. Follow me!


"My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic: Suited for Success (#1.14)" (2011)
Pinkie Pie: Rarity? You OK in there? You haven't come out for days...
Rarity: I'm never coming out! I can't show my face in Ponyville ever again! I used to be somepony! I used to be respected! I made dresses - beautiful, *beautiful* dresses! But now, everypony is *laughing* at me! I'm nothing but a *laughing stock*!
Twilight Sparkle: You're not a laughing stock, Rarity.
Rainbow Dash: [rather loudly] She kind of is.
Twilight Sparkle: Shh! Come on out and talk to us...
Rarity: LEAVE ME ALONE! I *want* to be alone! I want to wallow in... whatever it is that ponies are supposed to wallow in!... Do ponies wallow in pity?... Oh, listen to me! I don't even know what I'm supposed to wallow in! I'm so PATHETIIIIIC!
Twilight Sparkle: Now what do we do?
Fluttershy: Uh, panic?
Rainbow Dash: That's your answer for everything!
Applejack: Well we can't just leave Rarity like this...
Pinkie Pie: She'll become a crazy cat lady!
Twilight Sparkle: She only has *one* cat.
Pinkie Pie: Give her time...

Applejack: [seeing Rarity's first-try dresses] They sure are... uh... somethin'...
Twilight Sparkle: Yes! Something!
Pinkie Pie: I like "something"! "Something" is my favorite!
Fluttershy: It's... nice.

Rarity: [sees the dress her friends made for her] HUH?
Pinkie Pie: We all finished your dress for you!
Applejack: Thanks to Fluttershy's freaky knowledge of sewin'...
Fluttershy: Do you like it?
Rarity: Like it? *Like* it?
Fluttershy: Uh oh. She doesn't like it...
Rarity: No, I DON'T *like* it... I LOVE IT!

Pinkie Pie: Don't you think my gown would be more "me" with some lollipops?
Rarity: Well, I think...
Pinkie Pie: Balloons?
Rarity: Well...
Pinkie Pie: [excited] DO IT!
Rarity: [singing] Hour by hour, one more change/I'm sewing them together, take great pains./Fluttershy, you're putting me in a bind/Rainbow Dash, what is on your mind?/Oh my gosh, there's simply not much time/Don't forget, Applejack's duds must shine...
Rarity: Dressmaking's easy, every customer's call/Brings a whole new revision/Have to pick up the pace, still hold to my vision.

Twilight Sparkle: [everyone is criticizing Rarity's designs and calling for changes] That constellation is Canis *Major*, not Minor.
Fluttershy: French haute couture, please.
Rarity: Ugh...
Applejack: What if it rains? Galoshes!
Pinkie Pie: More balloons! Oh no, that's too many balloons. More candy! Oh, less candy. Oh wait, I know. Streamers!
Rarity: [incredulous and tired] Streamers?
Pinkie Pie: Whose dress is this?
Rarity: [reluctant] Streamers it is.

Pinkie Pie: [singing] All we ever want is indecision,
Rainbow Dash: All we really like is what we know.
Twilight Sparkle: Gotta balance style with adherence,
Fluttershy: Making sure we make a good appearance.
Applejack: Even if you simply have to fudge it,
Pinkie Pie, Rainbow Dash, Twilight Sparkle, Fluttershy, Applejack: Make sure that it stays within our budget!
Rarity: Got to overcome intimidation/Remember, it's all in the presentation!
Rarity: Piece by piece, snip by snip/Croup, dock, haunch, shoulders, hip/Bolt by bolt, primmed and pressed/Yard by yard, always stressed/And that's the art of the dress!


"My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic: Over a Barrel (#1.21)" (2011)
Rainbow Dash: [in the sleeping car of the train at night, whispering] Psst! Pinkie Pie, you asleep yet?
Pinkie Pie: [whispering] No, are you asleep yet?
Rainbow Dash: [whispering] If I was sleeping, how could I have asked you if you were asleep?
Pinkie Pie: [whispering] Oh yeah!
[giggle]
Rainbow Dash: [whispering] When we get to Appleloosa, you think we'll have to carry that heavy tree all the way from the train to the orchard?
Pinkie Pie: [whispering] What tree? You mean Bloomberg?
Rainbow Dash: [whispering and sarcasm] ... No... Fluttershy.
Pinkie Pie: [whispering] Fluttershy's not a tree, silly!
Twilight Sparkle: What's going on?
Pinkie Pie: Rainbow Dash thinks Fluttershy's a tree!
Rainbow Dash: [whispering] I do not think she's a tree! I was just...
Twilight Sparkle: Did you saayy she was a tree?
Rainbow Dash: [whispering] No. Well... Yes. But not exactly...
Twilight Sparkle: Ya know she's not a tree, right?
Pinkie Pie: She's not a tree, Dashy!
Fluttershy: [suddenly entering the conversation] I'd like to be a tree!

Pinkie Pie: [at the buffalo's campsite, after finishing the bowl of food she was given] Can I please have more of that mushy stuff, whatever it was?

Rainbow Dash: [sees Little Strongheart, who had given them trouble on the train] That's it! We are outta here!
Little Strongheart: Wait! Please accept my apologies for what happened on the train, we didn't mean for anyone to be hurt.
Rainbow Dash: Yeah, right.
Little Strongheart: We only wanted the tree. The settler ponies have overtaken the land and have planted an orchard all over it! Because of their thoughtlessness, we can no longer run over our traditional stampeding grounds...
Rainbow Dash, Pinkie Pie: Huh?
Spike: I think it's time they met Chief Thunderhooves.

Rainbow Dash: [arguing on behalf of the two groups at odds with each other] The BUFFALO had it FIRST!
Applejack: The settler ponies need it to LIVE!
Rainbow Dash: Come ON Applejack!
Applejack: [simultaneously] You're bein' unreasonable!
Rainbow Dash: [simultaneously] I put my hoof down!
Twilight Sparkle: Look... Both the settlers and the buffalo have good reasons to use this land. There must be something we can do.
Pinkie Pie: Hey! I've got an idea!

[last lines]
Chief Thunderhooves: We... Will allow the apple orchard to stay in exchange for a share of its fruit, heh... Those... Delicious apple pies!
Spike: I'd rather eat turquoise any day of the week.
[takes a bite with a satisfied sigh]
Applejack: [to the tree she donated, now resting at the top of a hill] Bloomberg, this is yer special day. Mama's so proud of you!
Twilight Sparkle: [voiceover] Dear Princess Celestia: Friendship is a wondrous and powerful thing. Even the worst of enemies can become friends. You need understanding and compromise. You've got to share. You've got to care...
Pinkie Pie: [sticking her head through the iris out to black] HEY! That's what *I* said!

Pinkie Pie: [Pinkie Pie gets on a stage in a old-style dress and begins to dance and sing while Spike plays the piano, in an effort to get the buffalo and settler ponies to get along] We may be divided/But of you all, I beg/To remember we're all hoofed/At the end of each leg!
Pinkie Pie: [Spike picks up the tempo] No matter what the issue/Come from wherever you please/All this fighting gets you nothing/But hoof-in-mouth disease
[she opens a random buffalo's mouth and lets it slap shut]
Pinkie Pie: [dancing around the stage and out of the top of the piano] Arguing's not the way/Hey, come out and play/It's a shiny, new day/So what do you say?
Pinkie Pie: [dancing by herself] You gotta share/You gotta care/It's the right thing to do/You gotta share/You gotta care/And there'll always be a way through...
[the Ponyville friends, Appleloosians, and Buffalo look on with incredulity]
Pinkie Pie: [getting up in between Little Strongheart and Sheriff Silverstar, then joining other Appleloosians on stage dancing in a can-can-style line] Both our diets, I should mention/Are completely vegetarian/We all eat hay and oats/Why be at each other's throat?
Pinkie Pie: You gotta share/You gotta care/It's the right thing to do/And there'll always be a way thro-o-o-o-ugh!


"My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic: The Best Night Ever (#1.26)" (2011)
Applejack: First minute, first sale. Second... Fourth... Sixth... Sixtieth minute... no sales. *sigh* This ain't what I expected at all.
Pinkie Pie: I'm at the Grand Galloping Gala... and it's not what I dreamed.
Rarity: [watches Blueblood take away her seat] This isn't at all what I imagined.
Twilight Sparkle: [hears Celestia greeting the other ponies] This isn't what I hoped.
Rainbow Dash: [tries to talk to the Wonderbolts but to no avail] This isn't hanging out.
Fluttershy: [more animals run away from her] This isn't what I wished for.
Twilight Sparkle: No!
Rarity: I waited all my life...
Fluttershy: ...for this moment.
Pinkie Pie: And I'm not going to...
Applejack: ...let it slip by.
Rainbow Dash: If it's the last thing I do...
Twilight Sparkle: ...I'm gonna make this...
Applejack, Pinkie Pie, Rarity, Twilight Sparkle, Rainbow Dash, Fluttershy: ...the best night ever!

Pinkie Pie: [the verse of Pinkie Pie's "Pony Pokey" that focuses on Fluttershy's difficulties] You stomp your whole self in/You stomp your whole self out/You stomp your whole self in/And you stomp yourself about/You do the Pony Pokey and you give a little shout
Fluttershy: [chasing animals in the gardens, shouts in time to the song] COME OUT!
Pinkie Pie: That's what I'm talking about!
Pinkie Pie: You do the Pony Pokey/You do the Pony Pokey/You do the Pony Pokey/And that's what it's all about. YEAH!
Lyrica: Young lady, this is not *that* kind of party.
Pinkie Pie: Ooooooh... They don't want a party. These ponies want a paaarteeey!

Applejack: [wheeling in a large cake to the ballroom] Okay, all you high-class ponies. Here's a highfalutin' apple cake for your hoity-toity taste buds.
Pinkie Pie: STAGE DIVE!
[jumps off the stage into the cake]
Rarity, Prince Blueblood: [both scream, Blueblood uses Rarity as a shield from the falling cake pieces]
Rarity: [angry growl] You, sir, are the most *uncharming* prince I have *ever met*! Seems like the only thing royal about you is that you are a *royal pain*!
Prince Blueblood: Ewww...! Uh, stay back! I just had myself groomed!
Rarity: Afraid to get *dirty*?
[shakes herself off on him]
Prince Blueblood: [whimpering, he steps backward into a statue, which then starts to fall]
Rainbow Dash: This is my chance! Yes! Whoa!
[in stopping the statue from falling, she causes some pillars to collapse]
Twilight Sparkle: [walks in with Princess Celestia to see the ballroom in a mess] Well... it can't get any worse.
Fluttershy: [breaks down the doors chasing many animals] You're... going to *LOVE ME*!
Twilight Sparkle: [everypony is running around] Uh... Eek!
Princess Celestia: [whispers to Twilight, instructing her as well as her friends in a playful manner] Run.

Pinkie Pie: [Rarity loses one of her glass slippers on the way out] Ooh! Rarity, your glass slipper! Now your prince is sure to find you.
Rarity: [shriek] No! Ugh! Let's go!
[she crushes the slipper]

Pinkie Pie: [singing to a bouncy beat with a varied melody] I am here at the Grand Gala/For it is the best party/But the one thing it was missing/Was a pony named Pinkie/For I am the best at parties/All the ponies will agree/Ponies playing, ponies dancing/With me at the Grand Gala!
Crowd: Happiness and laughter at the Gala! At the Gala!

Crowd: [song ending] Into the Gala we must go,/we're ready now, we're all aglow/Into the Gala, let's go in and/have the best night ever/Into the Gala, now's the time, we're/ready and we look divine!
Crowd, Fluttershy: Into the Gala,
Fluttershy: Meet new friends!
Crowd, Applejack: Into the Gala,
Applejack: Sell some apples!
Crowd, Rarity: Into the Gala,
Rarity: Find my prince!
Crowd, Rainbow Dash: Prove I'm great
Rainbow Dash: as a Wonderbolt is!
Fluttershy: To meet!
Applejack: To sell!
Rarity: To find!
Rainbow Dash: To prove!
Pinkie Pie: To whoop!
Twilight Sparkle: To talk!
Crowd, Fluttershy, Applejack, Rarity, Rainbow Dash, Pinkie Pie, Twilight Sparkle: [four part harmony] Into the Gala, into the Gala!/And we'll have the best night ever!/At the Gala!


"My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic: It's About Time (#2.20)" (2012)
Fluttershy: [rubbing the belly of Cerberus, the giant three-headed dog that guards Tartarus] Who's the cute widdle three-headed dog?
Twilight Sparkle: Wow, I knew you were good with animals, but this is amazing.
Fluttershy: Aww, he's just a big furry guy who got out of his yard, that's all. Right, Cerberus? Who's a good boy? Who's a good boy?
Pinkie Pie: [screaming]
Twilight Sparkle: Pinkie.
Pinkie Pie: [stops screaming] Yes, Twilight?
Twilight Sparkle: Do you have a ball I can borrow?
Pinkie Pie: I have balls stashed all over Ponyville, in case of ball emergency.
[pulls out a ball from a hole in a tree]

Twilight Sparkle: [trying to predict and prevent any disaster from happening] Ah, Pinkie, I'm glad you're here. Can you help me recalibrate the apertures on the nine and quarter catadioptric telescopes?
Pinkie Pie: Sure!

Twilight Sparkle: [gasps] Pinkie, did you finish recalibrating the apertures on the nine and quarter inch catadioptric telescopes?
[looks through the telescope]
Pinkie Pie: I have no idea!
[Twilight tilts the telescope up and points it at the sun]
Twilight Sparkle: Ah! My eye!
Pinkie Pie: [begins rummaging in the fireplace] Don't worry, Twilight, I have eye patches stashed all over Ponyville, in case of eye patch emergency.
[puts an eyepatch on Twilight]
Pinkie Pie: There! Now you look like a pirate! A sleepy pirate, with a really weird mane cut.
Twilight Sparkle: [after accidently looking at the sun through a telescope, Pinkie Pie puts an eye patch on Twilight] The eye patch...! Another sign! Nearly all the signs have come true! I haven't done a thing to prevent the catastrophe! If Tuesday's tomorrow, and the disaster happens by Tuesday morning, then there's only one solution. I'll just have to... *stop time*.

Spike: [trying to sneak into the Canterlot Archives wearing black jumpsuits] I dunno why we have to wear *these* things, either.
Pinkie Pie: Aren't we wearing them for fun?
Twilight Sparkle: [hushed] No, there's nothing *fun* about this!

Twilight Sparkle: [sees the entrance to the archives] Huh. How'd I miss that? Look at all those priceless magic scrolls. There are more than I ever imagined!
Pinkie Pie: Twilight, the guard!
Twilight Sparkle: [gasps] What do we do, what do we do?
Royal Guard: Hey, Twilight, haven't seen you in a while. Let me open that for ya.
[he opens the gate]
Twilight Sparkle: [chuckles nervously] Thanks!

Twilight Sparkle: [arriving back from her time travel to the past] -waste your time... worrying... about... ugh, I can't believe I just did that.
Pinkie Pie: Did you tell her about the cool birthday present?
Twilight Sparkle: Remember last week when future Twilight came to warn me about something? That was *me* trying to warn *myself* not to worry so much! Now I'm gonna spend the next week freaking out about a disaster that doesn't even exist! Ugh...
Pinkie Pie: Ah, don't worry about it. It's past Twilight's problem now.
Twilight Sparkle: [giggles] Huh, I guess you're right, Pinkie.
Spike: [stomach growls] Ohhh... my stomach... I, I think it's all that ice cream... I thought the stomach ache would be future Spike's problem... but now I *am* future Spike. Ohh...
Twilight Sparkle, Pinkie Pie: [giggling]
Twilight Sparkle: Come on, future Spike. Let's get you home.


"My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic: Putting Your Hoof Down (#2.19)" (2012)
Turf: [talking with another teenage pony, suddenly cutting in front of Fluttershy in line for asparagus] ... like, oh well.
Fluttershy: Hey!
Turf: Would you mind moving back? You're in my personal space.
Fluttershy: But...
Surf: Seriously, do you need your asparagus so badly? Get a life.
Fluttershy: [backing away] Oh, okay. There's no rush.
Rarity: [behind Fluttershy as she backs up] Fluttershy, you mustn't let them treat you that way.
Fluttershy: Oh, it-it's really no big deal...
Pinkie Pie: It's bigger than big, it's double big, you are a pony with a *problem*.
Fluttershy: What problem?
[to demonstrate, Pinkie places Fluttershy in front of her, then quickly zips past her, causing Fluttershy to spin around and fall down]
Fluttershy: Oh, go right ahead Pinkie Pie, you first.
Pinkie Pie: Right there! *That's* the problem.
Rarity: You've got to stop being such a doormat.
Fluttershy: A doormat?
Rarity: A pushover, darling. You've got to stand up for yourself, promise us.
Fluttershy: Oh, okay. I promise.
[sees some asparagus for sale]
Fluttershy: Oh! Good!

Pinkie Pie: [serving a line of customers at Sugarcube Corner with Rarity] Who's next, please, and what can I get for you today?
Fluttershy: [Fluttershy walks up to the back of the line, behind Daisy, only to be rudely cut in front of by Linky] What do you think you're doing? Didn't you see me?
Linky Shoeshine: [dismissively] Uh, I guess maybe.
Fluttershy: "Maybe"? "Maybes are for babies!"
[she growls, hits Linky, spins her around, and yells in her face]
Fluttershy: Now go to the back of the line where you belong!
[Linky does so, and the other ponies who were in front of her also back up outside the door out of fear]

Rarity: Fluttershy! What *are* you doing? That's no way to behave!
Fluttershy: Didn't you see what he did to new Fluttershy? And he thought new Fluttershy was a pushover!
Rarity: No sweetie, he didn't. We saw the whole thing. We think that you've taken your assertiveness training a little too far.
Fluttershy: *What*? You just want *new* Fluttershy to be a *doormat* like *old* Fluttershy! But old Fluttershy is *gone*!
Pinkie Pie: New Fluttershy...? Old Fluttershy...?
Rarity: What happened to *nice* Fluttershy? We want *that* Fluttershy back.
Fluttershy: [Fluttershy begins to fly circles around Pinkie Pie and Rarity] No, you want *wimp* Fluttershy. You want *pushover* Fluttershy. You want do-anything-to-her-and-she-won't-complain Fluttershy!
[while she circles them, Pinkie twists her neck around to follow her]
Pinkie Pie: [unwinding her neck and feeling dizzy] Nyaaaaah! Too many Fluttershies to keep track of! Make it stop!
Pinkie Pie: Things getting too complicated for your simple little brain, Pinkie Pie?
[Fluttershy pushes Pinkie by the head and knocks her into Rarity's 'arms']
Rarity: Now, stop right there! Let's not let things descend into petty insults!
Fluttershy: [still hovering above them, stationary] Why not? I thought "petty" was what you're all about, Rarity. With your 'petty' concerns about fashion.
Rarity: [gasps]
Pinkie Pie: [zips over] Hey, leave her alone! Fashion is her passion!
[she stands up and makes hip-swaying motions]
Fluttershy: Oh, and what are you passionate about? Birthday cake? *Party hats*? I can't believe that the two most frivolous ponies in Ponyville are trying to tell *new* Fluttershy how to live her life when they are throwing their own lives away on pointless pursuits that *nopony else gives a flying feather about*!
[Pinkie Pie and Rarity are on the verge of tears now]
Pinkie Pie: Looks like *nasty* Fluttershy is here to stay!
Rarity: I cannot believe what that monster Iron Will has done to you!
Rarity, Pinkie Pie: [they run away crying]
Fluttershy: Iron Will's not a monster, *HE'S A MINOTAUR*!
[she lands on the ground at the base of a puddle, and growls at her reflection. Suddenly, she sees how mean she has become and whimpers]
Fluttershy: ... I'm the monster.

Iron Will: [looking at the screen with a thumbs-up] Iron Will's my name, training ponies is my game.
Rarity: [Pinkie Pie and Rarity stare back at us, puzzled. Then they turn back and address Iron Will] What a darling little catchphrase.
Iron Will: Your friend Fluttershy *loved* Iron Will's catchphrases. Word on the street is that she doesn't take no guff from nopony! So, Iron Will is here to collect Iron Will's fee.
Pinkie Pie: Fluttershy is in no shape to deal with *that* creep!
Rarity: [gasps; starts running after him as he walks] I'm sure a big, brave, powerful and rich monster- I mean, minotaur, like you, doesn't need that money right away. You can afford to come back later.
Iron Will: Are you kidding? Fluttershy is overdue as it is. Iron Will collects *now*.

Iron Will: [Pinkie Pie has suggested Iron Will give them some time to "track down" Fluttershy] Iron Will does have some grocery shopping to do. Iron Will will come back this afternoon.
[he gets out a small list and a basket and starts walking away]
Pinkie Pie: But that's only half a day. We need one full day at least.
Iron Will: [stops walking] Iron Will will delay for half a day and no longer!
Pinkie Pie: A full day!
Iron Will: Half day!
Pinkie Pie: Full day!
Iron Will: [making an actiony arm motion] Half day!
Pinkie Pie: [imitating him] Half day!
Iron Will: [bends down and yells in Pinkie's face] Full day!
Pinkie Pie: [stretches her neck like a giraffe to Iron Will's eye level and then snaps the rest of her body up to that height] We need half a day and no more!
Iron Will: [grabs her by the tail] Well you'll get a full day and no less!
Pinkie Pie: [walks away from him on air while still being held by her tail] Okie dokie. See you tomorrow.
[Iron Will pulls her down to the ground and looks confused]
Iron Will: Wait, what?
[from inside her house, Fluttershy sneezes]
Iron Will: Huh. Sounds like the search won't be necessary. Iron Will collects *now*.
[he goes up to Fluttershy's door]
Pinkie Pie: But we had an agreement! You gotta come back tomorrow!
Iron Will: "When somepony tries to block, show them that you rock!"
[he tosses Pinkie over the fence and a small cliff into a shallow, muddy brook next to Fluttershy's house]

Fluttershy: [Pinkie and Rarity gallop up to Fluttershy] You were amazing, Fluttershy!
[they hug her]
Fluttershy: You totally stood up to that monster!
Rarity: In fact, you didn't change at all! You were the same old Fluttershy that we've always loved!
Pinkie Pie: The one we missed!
Fluttershy: Don't worry, old Fluttershy's back for good. I'm sorry I took the whole assertiveness thing too far. Friends?
[she gets a pair of teary smiles]
Pinkie Pie, Rarity: Friends.
Fluttershy, Pinkie Pie, Rarity: [laughing]


"My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic: Bridle Gossip (#1.9)" (2010)
Pinkie Pie: And that wicked enchantress Zecora lives there doing her evil... uh... stuff! Why she's so evil, I even wrote a song about her!
Rainbow Dash: Here we go...
Pinkie Pie: She's an evil enchantress/She does evil dances/And if you look deep in her eyes/She'll put you in trances/Then what will she do/She'll mix up an evil brew/Then she'll gobble you up/In a big tasty stew/Soooo... watch out!
Twilight Sparkle: Wow. Catchy.
Pinkie Pie: It's a work in progress.

Pinkie Pie: Well, I heard that Zecora eats *hay*.
Twilight Sparkle: Pinkie, I eat hay! *You* eat hay!
Pinkie Pie: Yeah, but I heard it's the *evil* way she eats hay.

Rarity: You made me look ridiculous!
Flutterguy: You made me *sound* ridiculous!
Pinkie Pie: [muffled] You made me speak ridiculous!
Twilight Sparkle: You ruined my horn!
Zecora: How dare you? You destroyed my home, destroyed my work, then rudely accused me of being a jerk?

Lotus: Miss Zecora, I would love to get the recipe for this bath. It's simply luxurious!
Apple Bloom: [realizing] Applejack! Hey, where's Applejack?
[everypony gasps, thinking that tiny Applejack was lost in the hot tub]
Applejack: [sitting in a small wooden bucket] I'm right here lil' sis. I ain't tiny no more!
Rarity: Ooh. I have never felt so lovely in all my life!
Pinkie Pie: Oh my gosh! I've never realized how horrible it is not to be able to talk. I mean I *love* talking so much and when I couldn't talk 'cause my tongue was all "ehhhh". It was the *worst*! Don't you agree, Fluttershy?
Fluttershy: [normal voice] Yes.
[everyone laughs]

Pinkie Pie: [Pinkie peeks in on Zecora's house/hut to see her pour a bottle of powder into a bubbling pot; With her voice muffled by a swollen tongue, she tries to speak] Sthe sthtole my sthong! Sthe's cthooksing sthew!
Rarity: She stole your song?
Twilight Sparkle: Oh, Pinkie. Doesn't sound anything like your song.
Pinkie Pie: [she looks around and then runs up to Fluttershy, falling at her feet in a pleading manner] Ah. Hmm... Pbth!
["Please!"]
Flutterguy: [sighs, then starts to sing Pinkie's song in a low bass voice - a jazz/bongo/poetry club feel - while Pinkie mimes the actions of her song] She's an evil enchantress/And she does evil dances/And if you look deep in her eyes/She will put you in trances/Then what would she do?/She'll mix up an evil brew/Then she'll gobble you up/In a big tasty stew/Soooo... watch out.


"My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic: The Ticket Master (#1.3)" (2010)
[the ponies are arguing over who should get Twilight's second ticket to the Gala]
Twilight Sparkle: QUIET!
Pinkie Pie: [not aware the others have stopped arguing] And then I said, "Oatmeal, are you craz - " oh.

Ponies: [from outside] SURPRISE!
Pinkie Pie: [singing; she and the other ponies toss Twilight up in the air a few times, while Twilight remains unamused] Twilight is my bestest friend, whoopee, Whoopee!
Twilight Sparkle: Pinkie...
Pinkie Pie: She's the cutest, smartest, all around best po-nee, Po-nee!
Twilight Sparkle: Pinkie.
Pinkie Pie: I bet if I throw a super-duper fun par-tee, Par-tee!
Twilight Sparkle: Pinkie!
Pinkie Pie: She'll give her extra ticket to the Gala to me!
Twilight Sparkle: PINKIE!
Pinkie Pie: [they drop her] Yes, Twilight?
Twilight Sparkle: At least the other ponies TRIED to be subtle about the ticket.

Pinkie Pie: Aah! Bats! Bats on my face!

Twilight Sparkle: I can't decide, I just can't decide. It's important to all of you and I just can't stand to disappoint any of you, and giving me gifts and doing me favors won't make any difference because you're all my friends and I wanna make you all happy and I can't, I just *can't*.
Applejack: Twilight sugar, I didn't mean to put so much pressure on you, and if it helps, I don't want the ticket anymore, you can give it to somepony else. I won't feel bad, I promise.
Fluttershy: Me too. I feel just awful that I made *you* feel so awful.
Pinkie Pie: And me too. It's no fun upsetting your friends.
Rarity: Twilight, it was unfair of me to try to force you as I did.
Rainbow Dash: Yes! That means the ticket is *mine*. Ha ha, I got the ticket, I got the ticket -
[sees her friends eying her with disapproval]
Rainbow Dash: you know, I haven't perfected my signature moves for The Wonderbolts anyway. I don't need that ticket either.
Applejack: We all got so gung-ho about going to the gala that we couldn't see how un-gung-ho we were making you.
Applejack, Fluttershy, Pinkie Pie, Rarity, Rainbow Dash: We're sorry Twilight.
Twilight Sparkle: Spike, take down a note. "Dear Princess Celestia, I've learned that one of the joys of friendship is sharing your blessings, but when there's not enough blessings to go around, having more than your friends can make you feel pretty awful. So, though I appreciate the invitation, I will be returning both tickets to The Grand Galloping Gala."

Twilight Sparkle: At least the other ponies *tried* to be subtle about the ticket.
Purple pony: Wait, what ticket? What gala?
Pinkie Pie: Oh, you didn't know? Twilight has an extra ticket to the Grand Galloping Gala!
Ponies: The Grand Galloping Gala?
Offscreen pony 1: [Twilight tries to run away] Have I ever told you how much I love your mane?
Offscreen pony 2: I'll wash your dishes.
Daisy: [holding out three uprooted daises] Would you like any help with your gardening?
Linky Shoeshine: [Twilight turns the other way only to run into Linky, holding out three carrots] I have a cartload of extra carrots.
Spike: [ponies offer more favors] What are we gonna do?
Twilight Sparkle: We're... gonna... *run*!
[a chase scene with "Benny Hill" style music follows]


"My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic: Applebuck Season (#1.4)" (2010)
Twilight Sparkle: [Twilight begins her speech after straightening her notecards] Welcome everypony! Today we are here to honor a pony we can always count on to help in matters great and small. A pony whose contributions to...
Rainbow Dash: [bursting onto the podium] Did you see Applejack's slick moves out there? What an athlete. This week she's gonna help me with my new flying trick, and I know it's gonna be so awesome.
[squeals the last two words]
Twilight Sparkle: [pushes her out of the way] Exactly. And...
Pinkie Pie: [interrupting] This week, I get to run SugarCube Corner for the first time.
Twilight Sparkle: What does that have to do with Applejack?
Pinkie Pie: [pause] OH! Applejack, one of the best bakers *ever*, is gonna help me. Applejack makes everything great, so free samples for everypony!
Twilight Sparkle: Oh-kay, that's great. Now if I could just make a point without being inter...
Fluttershy: Twilight?
Twilight Sparkle: -rupted.
Fluttershy: Twilight, I'm so sorry, but I just wanted to mention that Applejack is also helping *me* this week with the official bunny census, where we count up all the new baby bunnies that were born this season. She's gonna help gather them using her wonderful herding skills.
Twilight Sparkle: Anyone else? Anyone? No? Well then, as I was trying to say...
[sees the Mayor standing near her, smiling, waiting to speak]
Twilight Sparkle: UGH! Never mind!
[she throws her papers in the air]

Twilight Sparkle: We came as soon as we heard.
Nurse Redheart: Oh thank you, Twilight. We need all the help we can get.
[ponies are moaning in the sick ward from eating Applejack's incorrectly-made muffins]
Twilight Sparkle: Oh no! What happened?
Nurse Redheart: [Spike picks up a tainted muffin and sniffs it] It was a mishap with some of the baked goods.
Pinkie Pie: [in bed, weakly] No... not baked goods. Baked... BADS.
[gurgles]
Twilight Sparkle: [to herself] Applejack...
Spike: [chewing noisily] Mm! Want one?
[offers a muffin to Twilight]

Mrs. Cake: Now Pinkie Pie, are you *sure* you're up for baking the muffins and running the store this afternoon?
Pinkie Pie: Yes siree bob, Mrs Cake. Plus, I have Ponyville's prized pony to help me out. Why, she's the best baker *ever*. Right, Applejack?
[Applejack, still sleep-deprived, shakes her head to keep herself awake]
Mr. Cake: No? You're not the best baker ever?
Applejack: WHAT? Oh no! I mean, don't you fret. I can bake anything from fritters to pies in the blink of an eye.
Mrs. Cake: [sigh] Alright. Wuh, see you later, girls!
Pinkie Pie: [Applejack shakes her head again to "wake up"] Stop with the shakin', it's time to get bakin'!

Pinkie Pie: Alrighty! I'll get the sugar and the eggs. Can you get me some chocolate chips?
Applejack: [waking up] Eh, uh, whu, what was that?
Pinkie Pie: [slow and distorted] Chocolate chips.
Applejack: Chips... got it. Tater chips, all salty and dry, okie-dokie. What next?
Pinkie Pie: [still slow and distorted] Baking soda.
Applejack: Soda. Perfect. That'll get the tater chips nice and wet. Now what?
Pinkie Pie: [normal] A cup of flour.
Applejack: A cup o' sour? Well, lemons are sure sour. One cup o' sour, comin' up.
[she pours lemon juice into the bowl]
Applejack: Anything else, Pinkie?
Pinkie Pie: One last thing. Wheat germ.
Applejack: [makes a disgusted face] Wheat worms? Oh, that must be fancy talk for earthworms.
[she goes outside to dig around and comes back inside to drop some earthworms in the bowl]
Pinkie Pie: [looking only at the cookbook] Now *that's* gonna be *delicious*.
Applejack: [looking at the bowl she filled with nasty things] If you say so.


"My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic: Swarm of the Century (#1.10)" (2010)
Pinkie Pie: [Three parasprites fly out from Fluttershy's mane] They're amazing. What are they?
Fluttershy: I'm not sure. I'm also not sure where these other two came from.
Twilight Sparkle: I'll take one off your hooves. I've never seen anything so... adorable. Besides, it'll be nice to have a companion for Spike so he won't bother me so much while I'm studying.
Fluttershy: Pinkie, do you want the other one?
Pinkie Pie: UGH! A parasprite? Are you kidding?
Fluttershy: "Ugh"?
Twilight Sparkle: A para-what?
Fluttershy: How could you not like-?
Pinkie Pie: Now I gotta go find a trombone!
Twilight Sparkle: A *what*?
Pinkie Pie: A trombone! You know...
[imitates trombone]
Twilight Sparkle: [sighs] Typical Pinkie.

Pinkie Pie: Hey! What happened to the princess?
Twilight Sparkle: Emergency in Fillydelphia...
Rainbow Dash: [hinting] Some sort of... infestation.
Pinkie Pie: Oh no! Have they got parasprites too? Well... Have tuba, will travel!
[she plays a descending scale on her tuba/sousaphone]
Twilight Sparkle: I think the princess can handle it...

Rarity: I don't have time for some silly scavenger hunt! I've got a real problem...
Pinkie Pie: You've got a real problem all right, and a banjo is the only answer!

Rarity: [Parasprites are attacking the inside of Rarity's boutique] My outfits! Go on, shoo! Get out of here. Naughty! Naughty!
[they continue to eat her merchandise]
Rarity: Aaaah!
[gets up on a stool]
Pinkie Pie: I'll save you!
[Pinkie stands heroically at the front door, then runs in, past Rarity, grabs a recorder from a table, blows into it, producing a flat, dissonant note, and runs out again]
Rarity: [shrieks again] Aaaaaaahhhh!


"My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic: The Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000 (#2.15)" (2012)
Rainbow Dash: C'mon, Fluttershy! Cider season's about to start!
[Rainbow Dash pulls her out of bed and starts forcing her to fly quickly away from her home]
Fluttershy: [shrieks] Oh, where are we? What's the rush?
Rainbow Dash: [they are both now flying very fast in one direction] The rush? Don't you remember what happened last year? Or the year before that? Or pretty much any cider season ever?
Fluttershy: Um, well, uh...
Rainbow Dash: Pinkie Pie. She always ends up ahead of us in line and then they always run out of cider!
Fluttershy: I guess I...
Rainbow Dash: Well not this year! This year I'm gonna get there before sunrise, so I can drink all the cider I want, and laugh when she doesn't get any! It's the perfect plan. Y'know, I might even buy some cider and hold onto it for a while, drinking it drop by drop in front of her-
[gasps; a long line has already formed]
Fluttershy: Gee Rainbow Dash. It looks like a few other ponies had the same idea.
Fluttershy: [Pinkie Pie comes out of a tent with bedhead] Oh, gosh Pinkie. I love your new style.
Rainbow Dash: Who are all these ponies?
Pinkie Pie: Isn't this great? I couldn't sleep last night 'cause I was so excited about cider season, and I had this brilliant idea to come down here and camp out, so I told a few others about it and they all thought it was a great idea too and now it's just a big old cider party! Woohoo!
[sees the line]
Pinkie Pie: Oh gosh, that's a lot of ponies. Hope they don't run out before you get any.

Applejack: Heh, Sorry everypony! That's it for today!
Ponies: Awww.
Rainbow Dash: Surprise surprise. You ran out again!
Caramel: Yeah, you always run out!
Fluttershy: For the record, I don't mind...
Rainbow Dash: Why can't you make enough cider for all of us? Or at least for me!
Ponies: ["Yeah", general complaining]
Applejack: Hold on everypony. We've done our best to improve supply this year...
Caramel: You always say that!
Applejack: And it's always true. But Apple family cider is made with love and integrity, and only the highest quality apples in Equestria. Sorry, but that recipe takes time.
[more complaining]
Applejack: If y'all just be patient, we'll have plenty more tomorrow.
Pinkie Pie: She's right, y'know! You can't rush perfection! And this year's batch was perfection!

Twilight Sparkle: Okay everypony, we're not gonna let those smooth talkers take our friend's farm.
Fluttershy, Pinkie Pie, Rarity, Rainbow Dash: Yeah!
Twilight Sparkle: Fluttershy, help Applejack with the trees.
Fluttershy: Got it.
Twilight Sparkle: Pinkie Pie, you're on apple catching detail.
Pinkie Pie: Yes sir, ma'am, sir!
Twilight Sparkle: Rarity, you've got a discerning eye. Help Granny Smith at the quality control station.
Rarity: Of course.
Twilight Sparkle: Rainbow Dash, do you think you can help Big Macintosh press?
Rainbow Dash: In my sleep!
Twilight Sparkle: Alright everypony, let's save Sweet Apple Acres!
Fluttershy, Pinkie Pie, Rarity, Rainbow Dash: All right!

Pinkie Pie: [catching apples out of trees] Over there, Apple Bloom! Don't miss them!
Apple Bloom: [with bushels on their heads] Right behind you, Pinkie Pie!
Granny Smith: [sniffing apples] Good 'un, bad 'un, bad 'un, good 'un...
Rarity: [also sorting apples] Lovely, horrid, horrid, lovely...
Twilight Sparkle: [stacking cider barrels and looking at a scroll of paper] Based on these figures, we're making five barrels for every three of theirs!


My Little Pony: Equestria Girls (2013)
Twilight Sparkle: But the fall formal *has* to happen tonight.
[sighs]
Twilight Sparkle: You see...
Pinkie Pie: You're from an alternate world and you're a pony princess there and the crown *actually* has a magical element embedded in it that helps power up other magical elements and without it they don't work anymore, and you need them all to help protect your magical world, and if you don't get the crown tonight, you'll be stuck in *this* world and you won't be able to get back for like a really, really long time!
[squee]

Twilight Sparkle: [last lines; talking about Flash Sentry] Don't be ridiculous. I don't even know him. He just...
Pinkie Pie: Totally reminds you of a guy you met in the other world who played guitar, was in a band, and helped prove you didn't destroy all the decorations for a big dance, so you could still run for princess of the big dance, and asked you to dance at that dance!
[big breath]
Pinkie Pie: Right?
Twilight Sparkle: How did you know that?
Pinkie Pie: Just a hunch.
[squee]

Pinkie Pie: If I only had some kind of party cannon that could decorate everything super fast!

Sunset Shimmer: Fizzy apple cider? Ugh! This is my coronation, not a hoedown.
Applejack: Well, now, it ain't necessarily gonna be your coronation this time around.
Sunset Shimmer: Oh, is that so? You country folk really aren't that bright. Must be why the other students say such awful things about you.
Applejack: Grrr...
Sunset Shimmer: Obviously it's gonna be my coronation. I'm running unopposed.
Pinkie Pie: Not this time. The new girl just signed up!
Sunset Shimmer: What?
Pinkie Pie: I know. Her handwriting is really bad.
Sunset Shimmer: [to herself] Where is this Twilight Sparkle?
[laughs]
Sunset Shimmer: [to Applejack and Pinkie Pie] I'm looking forward to meeting the competition!


"My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic: The Mysterious Mare Do Well (#2.8)" (2011)
Twilight Sparkle: Call me silly, but this whole hero thing might be going to Rainbow Dash's head.
Pinkie Pie: You may be right, silly.

Rainbow Dash: And then, I zoomed into the well. I knew it would be dark and dangerous, but I didn't let that stop me. Danger's my middle name. Rainbow "Danger" Dash. Thinking back on it, I acted pretty awesomely heroic that day.
Spike: [writing everything she says] That day.
Applejack: Awesomely heroic that day and awesomely *arrogant* ever since.
Pinkie Pie, Twilight Sparkle: Mm-hm.
Rainbow Dash: Hey, Applejack. How'd you like to be *immortalized* as my friend?
[grabs her closer in an awkward embrace]
Applejack: Immorta-what?
[camera clicking]
Twilight Sparkle: [to Spike] Are you taking notes?
Spike: Yup! I've been hoof-picked by Rainbow Dash herself, to write her autobiography!
Twilight Sparkle: Umm, autobiographies are supposed to be written *by* the pony they are about...
Rainbow Dash: Maybe for your normal, run-of-the-mill ponies. But I'm far too busy saving lives to stop and write. That's why I hired Spike as my ghost writer.
Pinkie Pie: [yelps] Spike's a ghost!
[she zips out of the room]

Twilight Sparkle: Celebrating your accomplishments is natural. But...
Applejack: ...Rubbin' them in everypony's face is not.
Pinkie Pie: Yeah, the only thing that should be rubbed in anypony's face is chocolate cake.
[she begins licking her front hooves]
Applejack: I think we're getting off topic here.
Twilight Sparkle: What we're trying to say is, it's great to be really good at something, but it's important to act with grace and humility.
Rainbow Dash: Ohhhh. That makes *loads* more sense. Yeah. You're right. And I guess I should've also acted with grace and humility when others outshine me. Like Mare Do Well.
Twilight Sparkle: Sounds like you've got a letter to write to Princess Celestia.
Spike: [Approaches Rainbow Dash] Already got it covered! As your ghost writer, I already penned a letter to the Princess!
Rainbow Dash: That's nice of you, Spike, but, I really wanna write this letter myself.
Spike: Awww... come on! I wrote the whole thing already!
[opens the scroll and holds it in front of Rainbow Dash]
Rainbow Dash: Okay, let's hear it.
Spike: [clears throat] Dear Princess Cel...
Rainbow Dash: [Suddenly points behind Spike] Look out! It's a real ghost!
[Spike and Pinkie Pie look the way she's pointing and scream and run away, everypony else laughs, then Twilight Sparkle levitates a scroll and quill in front of Rainbow Dash. Rainbow Dash grabs the quill with her mouth, then winks to the viewers before the screen draws to a close]

Rainbow Dash: [after chasing Mare Do Well throughout Ponyville, she soon manages to tackle her and pins her to the ground] All right, Miss Mysterious. Mystery...
[pulls the mask off with her mouth]
Rainbow Dash: solved!
[looks to see who's under the mask and is shocked]
Rainbow Dash: Wha?
[Camera cuts to reveal it's Pinkie Pie under the mask, who makes a nervous smile]
Rainbow Dash: P-p-p-Pinkie? Whadidya, whadida, whadda, huh?
[a second Mare Do Well approaches and unmasks, revealing it's Twilight Sparkle]
Rainbow Dash: Twilight?
[a third Mare Do Well approaches and unmasks, revealing Applejack]
Rainbow Dash: Applejack? There were three of you?
Twilight Sparkle: Yep, we all played Mare Do Well at different times.
Applejack: I stopped the carriage bus with these babies,
[gestures to her back legs]
Applejack: Bucky McGillicudy and Kicks McGee.
Pinkie Pie: And I saved the construction workers with my Pinkie Sense.
[her tail suddenly twitches then she quickly moves and pushes Rainbow Dash out of the way of a flowerpot that falls off a windowsill]
Pony: [Looking down from the window] Sorry!
Pinkie Pie: It's okay.
Twilight Sparkle: And I used my magic to fix the dam.
[magically levitates her Mare Do Well hat over her head]
Fluttershy: [Runs up beside Twilight Sparkle] Ooh! Ooh! And I did that flyby afterwards.
Rarity: [Approaches Rainbow Dash] And I made the costumes, fabulous if I do say so myself.
Rainbow Dash: I don't understand... why? Don't you want me to be a hero?
Twilight Sparkle: Of course we want you to be a hero.
Applejack: But a real hero doesn't brag!
[winks]
Rainbow Dash: I guess I did start to brag a little...
Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Applejack, Twilight Sparkle, Fluttershy: A little?
Rainbow Dash: Okay... a lot.


"My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic: The Crystal Empire - Part 1 (#3.1)" (2012)
Twilight Sparkle: [singing] Oh, I've taken my share of licks/I've made it through the thin and thick/But no I wasn't.
Spike: [also singing] Oh no, she wasn't.
Twilight Sparkle: Oh no, I wasn't.
Spike: Oh no, she wasn't.
Twilight Sparkle: No I wasn't.
Twilight Sparkle, Spike: [singing in harmony] Prepared... for this!
Spike: [song ends] Uh, prepared for what, exactly?
Applejack: [her friends arrive at the train station] Twilight! Did you pass?
Pinkie Pie: Are we gonna celebrate your awesomeness with Princess Celestia?
[she begins to blast off her party cannon]
Twilight Sparkle: Not quite.
[Pinkie and her cannon retract on their own]
Twilight Sparkle: We're going to the Crystal Empire!
All: Huh?
Rainbow Dash: Crystal what?

Pinkie Pie: [bouncing around the city in a spy outfit and night-vision goggles, during the day] Time to gather some intel!
Female Crystal Pony 3: [on the ground, looking at the city's central tower in the distance] It just feels like something is missing.
Male Crystal Pony 1: I know. It looks the same, but it doesn't *feel* the same.
Pinkie Pie: [lowering herself down to them on a rope, upside down] Because it isn't!
Female Crystal Pony 3: [gasps] A spy!
[the two Crystal Ponies run away]
Pinkie Pie: Aaaah!
[falls to the ground]
Pinkie Pie: A spy? How did they know? Ah! Must have noticed my night vision goggles.
[she puts them on]
Pinkie Pie: Ooh! Night vision-y!
[slams into a pole]

Rainbow Dash: [singing about Crystal Pony heritage and history, wearing armor] It says that they like jousting.
Rarity: [examining some fabric] They flew a flag of many hues.
Applejack: [harvesting and eating berries with Pinkie Pie] Made sweets with crystal berries.
Fluttershy: [skipping through a field with some sheep] They had a petting zoo with tiny ewes.
Twilight Sparkle, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Fluttershy, Pinkie Pie, Rarity: [singing around a table with the history book in front of them] Oh, we have to get this right/Yes we have to make them see/We can save the Crystal Ponies with their history.
Pinkie Pie: There was a crystal flugelhorn/That everypony liked to play.
Twilight Sparkle: And the Crystal Kingdom anthem/Can you learn it in a day?
Twilight Sparkle, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Fluttershy, Pinkie Pie, Rarity: Oh, we have to get this right/Yes we have to make them see/We can save the Crystal Ponies... with their history!
Twilight Sparkle: [song ends, a crystal fair has been prepared] It looks amazing! I don't know how I could've done this without you!


"My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic: A Canterlot Wedding - Part 1 (#2.25)" (2012)
Fluttershy: Um, Twilight? Are you okay?
Twilight Sparkle: Sorry, it's just that Shining Armor and I have always been so close. He's my B.B.B.F.F!
[questioning looks from others]
Twilight Sparkle: Big Brother Best Friend Forever?
Applejack, Pinkie Pie, Rainbow Dash, Fluttershy, Rarity, Spike: [they look at each other] Ohhh!
Twilight Sparkle: Before I came here and learned the importance of friendship, Shining Armor was the only pony I really accepted as a friend.

Pinkie Pie: Okay, let me see. We've been over the games...
[rattles dice]
Pinkie Pie: ... the dances...
[a polka song plays from a record player]
Pinkie Pie: I think this reception is gonna be perfect! Don't you?
Princess Cadence: [happily] Perfect!
[walks away, sullenly]
Princess Cadence: ... if we were celebrating a six-year-old's birthday party.
Pinkie Pie: [gasps, happy] Thank you!

Twilight Sparkle: [singing] When I was just a filly, I found it rather silly/To see how many other ponies I could meet/I had my books to read, didn't know that I would ever need/Other ponies to make my life complete.
Twilight Sparkle: But there was one colt that I cared for/I knew he would be there for me/My big brother, best friend forever!/Like two peas in a pod, we did everything together.
Twilight Sparkle: He taught me how to fly a kite
[backup: Best friend forever!]
Twilight Sparkle: /We never had a single fight
[backup: We did everything together!]
Twilight Sparkle: /We shared our hopes, we shared our dreams/I miss him more than I realized, it seems...
Pinkie Pie, Applejack, Rainbow Dash, Fluttershy, Rarity: Your big brother, best friend forever/Like two peas in a pod, you did everything together.
Twilight Sparkle: And though he's, oh, so far away/I hoped that he would stay/My big brother best friend/Forever... Forever...


"My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic: Griffon the Brush Off (#1.5)" (2010)
Gilda: I know what you're up to.
Pinkie Pie: [unfazed] Great!
Gilda: Grrr... I know what you're planning!
Pinkie Pie: [giggles, snorts] Well I hope so! This wasn't supposed to be a surprise party.
Gilda: I mean, I've got my eye on you.
Pinkie Pie: [gets up in her face] And *I* got my eye on you!

Gilda: Hey. I'm watching you... like a hawk.
Pinkie Pie: Why? Can't you watch me like a griffon?

Gilda: This... is your idea of a good time? I've never met a lamer bunch of dweebs in all my life! And Pinkie Pie... YOU! You are "Queen Lame-o" with your weak little party pranks! Did you really think you could make me lose my cool? Well, Dash and I have ten times as much cool as the rest of you put together! Come on, Dash. We're bailing on this pathetic scheme... Come on, Rainbow Dash, I said we're *leaving*!
Rainbow Dash: You know, Gilda? *I* was the one who set up all those "weak pranks" at this party...
Gilda: ...What?
Pinkie Pie: Ooh...
Rainbow Dash: So I guess I'm "Queen Lame-o"...


"My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic: Luna Eclipsed (#2.4)" (2011)
Fillies: [sing song voice once Twilight opens her door] Nightmare Night! What a fright! Give us something sweet to bite!
Twilight Sparkle: Hi, everypony. Great costumes. Happy Nightmare Night, Granny Smith.
Granny Smith: I should have been asleep five hours ago.
Pipsqueak: [wearing a pirate costume] Pipsqueak the pirate, at your service. It's my very first Nightmare Night.
Twilight Sparkle: Since you moved here from Trottingham?
Pipsqueak: No, my very first Nightmare Night ever!
Pinkie Pie: [chicken squawk] Enough chitchat! Time is candy!
Twilight Sparkle: Pinkie Pie, aren't you a little old for this?
Pinkie Pie: Too old for free candy?
[chicken squawk]
Pinkie Pie: *Never*.

Pinkie Pie: [Princess Luna sees that Pipsqueak fell into the apple-bobbing tub, so she fishes him out by grabbing his shirt with her mouth] Hey, gals. Anypony seen Pip? We lost him the last time we had to run...
[sees Luna and Pipsqueak; chicken squawk]
Pinkie Pie: Aaah! Night Mare Moon is gobbling Pipsqueak! Everypony run!
Pipsqueak: Help! My backside has been gobbled!
[runs away]
Princess Luna: 'Tis a lie! Thy backside is whole and ungobbled, thou ungrateful whelp!
[thunder/lightning clash]

Twilight Sparkle: So why do you keep running away and screaming?
Pinkie Pie: Sometimes it's just really fun to be scared.
Twilight Sparkle: Fun? Pinkie Pie, you're a genius!
Pinkie Pie: No, I'm not. I'm a chicken. Ba-caw!
Twilight Sparkle: Princess Luna! I've finally figured out why you're having so much trouble being liked!
Princess Luna: Forgive me if I withhold my enthusiasm.


"My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic: Friendship Is Magic, Part 2 (Elements of Harmony) (#1.2)" (2010)
Twilight Sparkle: I read all about the prediction of Nightmare Moon. Some mysterious objects called the Elements of Harmony are the only things that can stop her, but I don't know what they are, where to find them... I don't even know what they do!
Pinkie Pie: [looking on the shelf] "The Elements of Harmony: A Reference Guide".
Twilight Sparkle: [knocks her aside] How did you find that?
Pinkie Pie: [dance-bouncing, sing-song voice] It was under "E"!
Twilight Sparkle: Oh.

Twilight Sparkle: [Pinkie Pie is laughing at some scary-looking trees in the Everfree Forest] Pinkie, what are you doing? Run!
Pinkie Pie: Oh girls, don't you see?
Pinkie Pie: [singing] When I was a little filly and the sun was going down...
Twilight Sparkle: Tell me she's not...
Pinkie Pie: The darkness and the shadows, they would always make me frown.
Rarity: She is.
Pinkie Pie: I'd hide under my pillow from what I thought I saw/ But Granny Pie said that wasn't the way to deal with fears at all.
Rainbow Dash: Then what is?
Pinkie Pie: She said: Pinkie, you gotta stand up tall, learn to face your fears/ You'll see that they can't hurt you, just laugh to make them disappear.
Pinkie Pie: Ha ha ha!
[the scary face in the tree disappears; the other ponies gasp]
Pinkie Pie: [singing; the other ponies laugh with her to vanquish the scary faces] So, giggle at the ghostly/Guffaw at the grossly/Crack up at the creepy/Whoop it up with the weepy/Chortle at the kooky/Snortle at the spooky
Pinkie Pie: [half singing/speaking] And tell that big dumb scary face to take a hike and leave you alone and if he thinks he can scare you then he's got another thing coming and the very idea of such a thing just makes you wanna... HAHAHAHA... heh... LAUGH!
[they all laugh together]

Princess Celestia: [Luna has just been freed of Night Mare Moon's influence] It has been a thousand years since I have seen you like this. Time to put our differences behind us. We were meant to rule together, little sister.
Everypony: Sister?
Princess Celestia: Will you accept my friendship?
Pinkie Pie: Whoa!
Princess Luna: [runs forward and embraces her] I'm so sorry! I missed you so much, big sister!
Princess Celestia: [crying tears of joy with her] I've missed you, too.
Pinkie Pie: [blows her nose, sobs, and streams of tears flow out of her eyes as she cries; suddenly, the waterfalls stop] Hey, you know what this calls for? A PARTY!


"My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic: May the Best Pet Win! (#2.7)" (2011)
Rainbow Dash: What are you all doing out here?
Applejack: Why, we always round up our critters for a regular ol' Pony Pet Playdate in this park.
Rainbow Dash: Uh, you do?
Applejack: Same time every week.
Fluttershy: I thought you knew. You didn't know?
[to the others]
Fluttershy: She didn't know?
Twilight Sparkle: Well, we had initially planned on inviting Rainbow, of course, except...
Pinkie Pie: We were *totally* gonna invite you, Rainbow, then Twilight remembered that you don't even have a pet, and Rarity remembered that you really like to take naps in the afternoon, so Applejack figured you wouldn't be missing out on anything anyway, and Fluttershy and I nodded our heads in agreement like this.
[Pinkie pushes Fluttershy's head up and down in a nodding motion. Fluttershy continues to do so during her next line, her entire body rocking as well]
Fluttershy: Oh, please don't be mad at us.
Rainbow Dash: Oh, I'm not mad. You all are right. Not much point of a Pony Pet Playdate for me if I'm a pony without a pet, right?

Pinkie Pie: Wait! Look!
Fluttershy: It's the turtle!
Pinkie Pie, Applejack, Rarity, Twilight Sparkle: Tortoise!
Fluttershy: Whatever...

Pinkie Pie: [the falcon won Rainbow Dash's race, thus supposedly earning the right to be Rainbow's pet] You got your perfect pet, right?
Fluttershy: The best of the best like you wanted, remember? It can fly and it's not a squirrel! Should we sing about it again?
Applejack: A falcon sure looks good on ya, Rainbow.
Rainbow Dash: [the tortoise is surprised by a camera flash] Easy, fella. Nothing to be afraid of. The falcon sure does looks cool... he's absolutely everything I wanted in a pet.
[sighs]
Fluttershy: Yay?
Rainbow Dash: But I said whoever crosses the finish line *with* me gets to be my pet.
Pinkie Pie: You did! You did say that! She did say that, that was the rule!
Rainbow Dash: And the only racer who crossed the finish line with me, was the one who stopped to save me when I needed help. The tortoise!


"My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic: Read It and Weep (#2.16)" (2012)
Rainbow Dash: [stuck in the hospital after breaking her wing] Huh, how long do I need to lie here? I've got things I need to do!
Doctor: Well, that all depends on your recovery, but I'd say a few days minimum.
Rainbow Dash: You guys have gotta get me out of here, I'm gonna climb the walls!
Pinkie Pie: Ooh, just like a spider!
[to the doctor]
Pinkie Pie: Did the crash somehow give her super-duper spider powers?
Doctor: Nnnno, nor did it give her amazing healing powers. She needs to stay in bed for a few days.
Rainbow Dash: Few days? Might as well be a few months, or few years!

Doctor: [after chasing Rainbow Dash around town with a barking dog sound] Rainbow Dash, what in the world is going on? Why are you stealing slippers?
Crazy patient: [a blue pony with a screw for a cutie mark continues barking]
Security guard: [to Screw Loose] Hey, get back to the hospital!
Applejack: What's all the ruckus?
Pinkie Pie: Oh, I'd say it's more of a fracas than a ruckus.

Twilight Sparkle: Wow, I knew the book was good, but I didn't know it could drive a pony to petty theft!
Rainbow Dash: Good? Try awesomely amazing! That book is undeniably, unquestionably, un-put-down-able! But then I had to put it down; I was sent home before I could finish it.
Twilight Sparkle: Well, I'm glad that's all this is about.
Applejack: There's no reason to go around causin' a ruckus...
Pinkie Pie: Fracas!
Applejack: ...causin' a *fracas* just because you like to read.


"My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic: The Return of Harmony, Part 2 (#2.2)" (2011)
Discord: [laughing]
Pinkie Pie: And what are *you* laughing at?
Discord: Ho, you ponies are just the most fun I've had in aeons.
Pinkie Pie: You better think before you laugh at the Pink... ie Pie!

Pinkie Pie: It's your fault it didn't work.
Twilight Sparkle: Who are you talking to?
Pinkie Pie: Any of you! ALL OF YOU! I'm outta here!
Applejack: I better go, too. I've got new better friends waiting for me at the farm.
Fluttershy: Yeah! I'm sick of you losers.
Twilight Sparkle: FINE! Leave! See if I care! I don't need you guys either! With friends like you, who needs... enemies...?
[Twilight turns grey and sheds a tear]

Discord: [laughing] Chaos is a wonderful, wonderful thing.
[fills a glass top-to-bottom with chocolate milk from a tiny cloud]
Twilight Sparkle: Not as wonderful as friendship.
Discord: Oh, this again?
[drinks the glass and throws the chocolate milk behind him, resulting in an explosion]
Applejack: That's right. You couldn't break apart our friendship for long.
Discord: Oh, Applejack, don't lie to me. I'm the one who made you a liar. Will you ever learn?
Twilight Sparkle: I'll tell you what we've learned, Discord. We've learned that friendship isn't always easy. But there's no doubt it's worth fighting for.
Discord: Ugh, gag. Fine, go ahead, try and use your little Elements. Friend me. Just make it quick.
[teleports to his throne]
Discord: I'm missing some excellent chaos here.
Twilight Sparkle: All right, ladies, let's show him what friendship can do!
Pinkie Pie: Wait-wait-wait!
[drinks choclate rain, then rejoins the group and growls at Discord]
Discord: Huh. What's this?
[the elements of harmony form a spiraling double rainbow that attacks Discord and starts to turn him into stone]
Discord: No. NO!
[goes completely stone and falls to the ground]


"My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic: Fall Weather Friends (#1.13)" (2011)
Spike: [Commenting on a race between Applejack and Rainbow Dash] You know Pinkie, these two ponies have a bit of a grudge match they're trying to settle, trying to prove who's the most athletic.
Pinkie Pie: Yes, and "grudge" rhymes with "fudge".
Spike: Yes it... does? Wha?
Pinkie Pie: And I like fudge, but if I eat too much fudge I get a pudge and then I can't budge.
Spike: So, no fudge?
Pinkie Pie: No thanks, I had a big breakfast.

Pinkie Pie: Welcome to the official coverage of the Running of the Leaves! You know, Spike, despite its name, the leaves don't do any of the actual running. No, that's left to *my little ponies*.
Spike: Why... yes, Pinkie! It's the running of the ponies that causes the leaves to fall.
Pinkie Pie: Urgh... Those lazy, lazy leaves.

Pinkie Pie: Welcome back, Ponyvillians, it's me, Pinkie Pie.
Spike: And Spike. Looks like Rainbow is doing her best to catch up.
Pinkie Pie: I'm not sure how ketchup is going to help at this contest. Now, in a hot dog eating contest it can make them dogs nice and slippery. But personally, I prefer mustard. How about you, Spike?
Spike: Uh... I like... pickles?
Pinkie Pie: Aaand it looks like Applejack has found herself in quite a 'pickle' as Rainbow overtakes her.


"My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic: Green Isn't Your Color (#1.20)" (2011)
Twilight Sparkle: [to Rarity] You have my word. Losing a friend's trust is the fastest way to lose a friend.
Pinkie Pie: [popping out of a sponge basket] FOR-E-VER!

Twilight Sparkle: It's the perfect plan! You can't tell anyone about it! Promise you won't tell anyone!
Pinkie Pie: [Pinkie makes a series of motions without words: Zipping her lips, pawing at the floor, appearing to bury something, and more odd motions]
Twilight Sparkle: So you do promise or you don't?
Pinkie Pie: Uh, yeah! Obviously that's why I...
[redoes her motions]
Pinkie Pie: zipped my mouth closed, then locked it with a key, then dug a hole, then buried the key, then built the house up top of the hole where I buried the key, and then moved into the house on top of the hole.
Twilight Sparkle: Obviously...

Fluttershy: If we just told each other the truth.
Rarity: I promise never to keep my feelings in secret again.
Fluttershy: Me too.
Fluttershy, Rarity: [doing Pinkie's motions with each other] Cross my heart and hope to fly, stick a cupcake in my eye!
Photo Finish: [enters the room; to Fluttershy] You were brilliant. Brilliant! I've already got six photo shoots lined up for tomorrow alone.
Fluttershy: I'm sorry, Photo Finish, but I don't think I'll be able to make any of them.
Photo Finish: Whaaat?
Fluttershy, Rarity: We go!
[they walk out of the room laughing]
Photo Finish: Vat has just happened?
Twilight Sparkle: [pulls her head out of the potted plant she was in] Spike has a crush on Rarity!
[covers mouth]
Pinkie Pie: [appears from within a mirror] And you were doing so well!


My Little Pony: The Princess Promenade (2006) (V)
Spike: Spikes, spikes, spikes! Oh yes, that's it! I'm Spike.
Pinky Pie: I guess when you've been asleep for a thousand years, you think others don't hear you.
Spike: [giggles] No, dear friends, that's my name. Master Kenbroth Gilspotten Heathspike. But, of course, being commoners, you may address me as simply Spike, the dragon.

[last lines]
Spike, Wysteria, Pinky Pie, Tra La La, Sunny Daze, Tiddly Wink, Zipzee, Sweetberry, Rainbow Dash, Cotton Candy: [singing] Hip hip, hurrah, tra la, tra la, we're glad that everyone's a princess.
Spike: [pointing] That's you and you, and yes it's true...
Spike, Wysteria, Pinky Pie, Tra La La, Sunny Daze, Tiddly Wink, Zipzee, Sweetberry, Rainbow Dash, Cotton Candy: ...that you are a princess, too.


"My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic: The Crystal Empire - Part 2 (#3.2)" (2012)
Rainbow Dash: Who wants a flugelhorn?
Pinkie Pie: I want a flugelhorn!
Rainbow Dash: Who else wants a flugelhorn?
Pinkie Pie: [screaming] I want a flugelhorn!

Rarity: You were prepared to do your best/Had what it takes to pass the test/All those doubts you can dismiss/Turns out you were
Applejack, Spike, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Rainbow Dash, Fluttershy: Prepared for this!
Applejack: You clearly have just what it takes
Pinkie Pie: To pass a test with such high stakes
Fluttershy: We knew for sure you would prevail
Rainbow Dash: Since when does Twilight Sparkle ever fail?
Applejack, Spike, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Rainbow Dash, Fluttershy: All those doubts that you can dismiss/Trust yourself and you cannot miss
Applejack, Rarity, Pinkie Pie: Turns out you were
Twilight Sparkle: Turns out I was
Spike, Rainbow Dash, Fluttershy: Turns out you were
Twilight Sparkle: Turns out I was
Rarity: Turns out you were
Applejack, Spike, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Rainbow Dash, Fluttershy: Prepared for this!
Spike: [laughs nervously] Yeah, I knew everything was going to be fine.
[sighs]


"My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic: The Cutie Mark Chronicles (#1.23)" (2011)
Scootaloo: [towing Apple Bloom and Sweetie Belle in a wagon attached to her scooter] Aw, why don't ever smash into Rainbow Dash?
Pinkie Pie: [popping out of the back of the wagon wearing a helmet like the other girls] You're looking for Rainbow Dash? If I was her, I'd be at Sugarcube Corner. Of course, if I was anyone, I'd be at Sugarcube Corner. Hey! I have an idea! Wanna go to Sugarcube Corner?

Pinkie Pie: [narrating] My sisters and I were raised on a rock farm outside of Ponyville. We spent our days working the fields. There was no talking. There was no smiling. *sigh* There were only rocks. We were in the south field, preparing to rotate the rocks to the east field when all of a sudden...
[a large rainbow appears in the sky and makes Pinkie's hair poof out, previously being completely straight]
Pinkie Pie: I never felt joy like that before. It felt so good I just wanted to keep smiling forever. And I wanted everyone I knew to smile too, but rainbows don't come along that often. I wondered, how else could I create some smiles?
[young Pinkie dashes off with an idea]
Pinkie's father: [the next day] We'd better harvest the rocks from the south field.
Pinkie's mother: Pinkamina Diane Pie! Is that you?
Young Pinkie Pie: [pops her head out of the doorway of the silo, where loud polka music is coming from] Mom! I need you and Dad and the sisters to come in. Quick!
[her family walks in]
Young Pinkie Pie: Surprise! You like it? It's called... a party!
[her family struggles with their facial expressions for a few seconds]
Young Pinkie Pie: Oh. You don't like it.
[they suddenly burst into smiles]
Young Pinkie Pie: *GASP* You like it! I'm so happy!
[young Pinkie gets her cutie mark]
Pinkie Pie: [back on Scootaloo's scooter-pulling-a-wagon] And that's how Equestria was made!
Scootaloo: Wha... huh?
Apple Bloom: Look! We're here!
[Sugarcube Corner]
Pinkie Pie: Maybe on the way home I can tell you the story of how I got my cutie mark. It's a gem!
Sweetie Belle: Oh, come on. She's just being Pinkie Pie.


"My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic: Sweet and Elite (#2.9)" (2011)
Pinkie Pie: Balloons are super easy to pack.
[opens a suitcase full of inflated balloons that fly out]

Twilight Sparkle: When I told the Princess that I was moving the party to Canterlot, she was kind enough to offer us the Canterlot castle ballroom!
Pinkie Pie: Isn't it fancy pants?
Rarity: Fancypants? Where? Ahh, I mean, where did you find the time to put up all these decorations? Haha.
Pinkie Pie: Oh, I never leave home without my party cannon!
[she pulls out her party cannon and fires it, instantly decorating the ballroom]


"My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic: The Return of Harmony, Part 1 (#2.1)" (2011)
Pinkie Pie: Hold on a second! Eternal chaos comes with *chocolate rain*, you guys. CHOCOLATE. RAIN!
Twilight Sparkle: Don't listen to her, Princess. We'd be honored to use the Elements of Harmony again.
Rarity: [Princess Celestia opens up a vault and takes a decorated case out] Ooh. You can keep the Elements. I'll take that case!
Princess Celestia: Have no fear, ponies. I have total confidence that you will be able to defeat Discord with these!
[opens the case, but it is empty]
Pinkie Pie: [everyone gasps in shock] Oh, well. If anyone needs me, I'll be outside in the chocolate puddles with a giant swizzle straw.

Twilight Sparkle: Fluttershy! I'm so glad to see a friendly face. This awful labyrinth is getting to everypony.
Fluttershy: [brainwashed to be cruel] Aw, boo hoo hoo! Why don't you wave your magic little horn and make everything all right?
Twilight Sparkle: Uh...
Fluttershy: Oh, that's right, you can't. You don't have one.
[slaps Twilight with her tail]
Twilight Sparkle: What is happening to my friends?
Applejack: [laughing; brainwashed to compulsively lie]
Pinkie Pie: [brainwashed to be cynical and mistrusting] And what are you laughing at?
Applejack: [puts on a bad, scrunched-up poker face] Chocolate milk.
Rarity: [holding a large rock she thinks is a diamond on her back] Little help here!
[Twilight comes over and holds it instead]
Rarity: Thanks, Twilight.
Twilight Sparkle: You're welcome...
Rarity: But don't get any ideas about my gem! I know where you live.


"My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic: A Canterlot Wedding - Part 2 (#2.26)" (2012)
Rainbow Dash: [about to fight a large group of changelings] Looks like we're gonna have to do this the hard way.
[she runs up to one changeling that has already copied her appearance. The two mirror each other for a few moments before the changeling shoves Rainbow back to her friends]
Rainbow Dash: How did you...?
Twilight Sparkle: [the remaining changelings all disguise themselves as one of the mane six] They're changelings, remember?
Changelings: [five changelings, all disguised as Twilight, stick their heads in and imitate her, grinning smugly] They're changelings, remember?
Twilight Sparkle: [she and her friends are now surrounded] Don't let them distract you. We have to get to the Elements of Harmony. They're our only hope.
Applejack: [face to face with an undisguised changeling] OK, this is just gettin' weird.
[Twilight shoots down a pile of Applejacks and telekinetically pulls one of them out]
Applejack: Real me! Real me!
[Twilight relents and places Applejack upright on the ground]
Pinkie Pie: [meanwhile, Pinkie Pie watches another changeling quickly go through the disguises of Rarity, Rainbow Dash, and Fluttershy] Eeheeheehee! Do me! Do me!
[the Fluttershy changeling rolls its eyes, and transforms into Pinkie Pie, complete with a big happy grin and arms wide out]
Pinkie Pie: Meh, I've seen better.
[she grabs Twilight and proceeds to use her horn as a magic machine gun, shooting down groups of changelings with bursts of Twilight's magic]

Princess Luna: [makes a landing next to Rainbow Dash and the others at the wedding reception] Hello, everypony. Did I miss anything?
Pinkie Pie: [pan over to Twilight and Pinkie Pie at the other end; Twilight gives Pinkie a smile and a nod, Pinkie squees, and dashes over to a DJ mixer with giant speakers. She lifts DJ-Pon3 up from the ground, who drops a record on the turntable, getting ready for a sick beat] Let's get this party started!


"My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic: Owl's Well That Ends Well (#1.24)" (2011)
Twilight Sparkle: [commenting on Spike sleeping in a nearly empty punch bowl] Aww, he's worked himself to the bone.
Pinkie Pie: And now the punch has been... spiked!

Pinkie Pie: Ooh! I think I got one of those!
Spike: You do?
Pinkie Pie: Yep! Wait right here.
[she zips off and comes back with a quince]
Pinkie Pie: Here ya go! A quince!
Spike: No, not a quince. A quill.
Pinkie Pie: Oh.
[zips off and comes back with a quail]
Pinkie Pie: A quail?
Spike: No.
Pinkie Pie: [she continues to throw out random things that begin with Q as she says them] A quilt? A qwesadilla? I know! A qwiche!
Spike: Not a quiche! A quill! Quill!
Pinkie Pie: Ohhhhhhh... Nope. Sorry. Don't have any of those.


"My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic: Dragonshy (#1.7)" (2010)
Pinkie Pie: [finishing a game of tic-tac-toe in the dirt] Whoo-hoo! I win again!
Rarity: Ugh. That's thirty-five games in a row. Best of seventy-one?

Twilight Sparkle: You have a wonderful talent dealing with all kinds of animals.
Fluttershy: Yes. Because they're not dragons...
Rainbow Dash: Oh come on! We've seen you walk up to a horrible manticore like it was nothing.
Fluttershy: Yes. Because he wasn't a dragon...
Pinkie Pie: Spike is a dragon. You're not scared of him.
Fluttershy: Yes. Because he wasn't a huge, gigantic, terrible, enormous, teeth-gnashing, sharp scale-having, horn-wearing, smoke-snoring, could-eat-a-pony-in-one-bite, totally-all-grown-up dragon.


"My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic: Winter Wrap Up (#1.11)" (2010)
Pinkie Pie: [referring to ice skating] I'm sure my first time was just as wobbly and bobbly and crasherific as yours.
Twilight Sparkle: Really?
Pinkie Pie: ...No.

Rainbow Dash: [opening lines of the song] Three months of winter coolness, and awesome holidays
Pinkie Pie: We've kept our hoofsies warm at home, time off from work to play.
Applejack: But the food we've stored is runnin' out, and we can't grow in this cold.
Rarity: And even though I love my boots, this fashion's getting old.


"My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic: Princess Twilight Sparkle: Part 1 (#4.1)" (2013)
Twilight Sparkle: I can't help it, Spike. They've only been gone a minute, and I already feel like I'm missing something.
Messenger Pony: For the Princess.
Spike: [reading] "Dear Twilight, You aren't missing anything. Your friend, Pinkie Pie."
Pinkie Pie: [from the train] THAT'S ME!

Discord: Ladies, ladies, I'm innocent. Would I lie to you?
Twilight Sparkle, Applejack, Rainbow Dash, Pinkie Pie, Rarity: Yes!
Fluttershy: Um... maybe?


"My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic: Secret of My Excess (#2.10)" (2011)
Pinkie Pie: [blows party hooter] Happy birthday! Party time, woohoo!
Spike: [sees the gifts his friends brought him] Are those... for me?
Applejack: You bet they are, birthday boy.
Fluttershy: Happy birthday, Spike.
Rainbow Dash: Don't you know you get presents on your birthday?
Fluttershy: Well, actually, this is my first birthday in Ponyville... I usually just get one present... from Twilight. A book.
[pan to Twilight, who sheepishly hides a wrapped-up book she was about to give Spike]

Twilight Sparkle: Pinkie Pie! Stop giving him cake!
Pinkie Pie: I'm not giving him cake, I'm *assaulting* him with cake!


"My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic: Friendship Is Magic, Part 1 (Mare in the Moon) (#1.1)" (2010)
Pinkie Pie: Surprise! Hi. I'm Pinkie Pie and I threw this party just for you. Were you surprised, were you, were you? Huh huh huh?
Twilight Sparkle: Very surprised. Libraries are supposed to be *quiet*.
Pinkie Pie: [Twilight begins to mix a drink for herself, not knowing that she's pouring in hot sauce] That's silly. What kind of welcome party would this be if it were quiet? I mean, duh, bo-ring. You see, I saw you when you first got here, remember? You were all, hello, and I was all, *gasp*, remember? You see I never saw you before, and if I never saw you before that means you're new, 'cause I know every pony, and I mean every pony in Ponyville, and if you're new, then it meant you haven't met anyone yet, and if you haven't met anyone yet, you must not have any friends, and if you don't have any friends then you must be lonely, and that made me so sad, and I had an idea, and that's why I went *gasp*, I'll just throw a great big ginormous super-duper spectacular welcome party and invite everyone in Ponyville. See? And now you have lots and lots of friends.
Applejack: [to Twilight] Are you alright, sugar cube?
[train whistle sounds; Twilight runs out of the room, gagging]
Pinkie Pie: Awwww, she's so happy, she's *crying*.
Spike: Hot sauce. Ew.
Pinkie Pie: What? It's good!

Twilight Sparkle: Oh no. Nightmare Moon!
Night Mare Moon: Oh, my beloved subjects. It's been so long since I've seen your precious little sun-loving faces.
Rainbow Dash: What did you do with our Princess?
Applejack: Whoa there, Nelly!
Night Mare Moon: [chuckles] Why, am I not royal enough for you? Don't you know who I am?
Pinkie Pie: Ooh! Ooh! More guessing games! Um... Hokey Smokes! How about Queen Meanie? No! Black Snooty, Black Snooty!
Night Mare Moon: Does my crown no longer count, now that I have been imprisoned for a thousand years? Did you not recall the legend? Did you not see the signs?
Twilight Sparkle: I did, and I know who you are. You're the Mare in the Moon. Night Mare Moon.
Night Mare Moon: Well well well, somepony who remembers me. Then you also know why I'm here.
Twilight Sparkle: You're here to... to...
[gulps]
Night Mare Moon: [chuckles] Remember this day, little ponies, for it was your last. From this moment forth, the *night* will last *forever*!
[evil laugh]


"My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic: A Dog and Pony Show (#1.19)" (2011)
Pinkie Pie: [sees all the digging holes the Diamond Dogs left behind] Holy moly! That's a lotta holeys!

[last lines]
Pinkie Pie: I can't believe you got all these gems!
Rainbow Dash: Heh. I can't believe you tricked all those dogs.
Rarity: Just because I'm a lady doesn't mean I cannot handle myself in a sticky situation. I had them wrapped around my hoof the entire time.
Twilight Sparkle: I can't wait to write to Princess Celestia to tell her what you taught me today.
Rarity: Me? What did I teach you?
Twilight Sparkle: Just because some pony is ladylike doesn't make her weak. In fact, by using her wits a seemingly defenseless pony can be the one who outsmarts and outshines them all.
Spike: [while munching on some gems] Hm... "Outshines" is right. Now you have enough gems to cover Sapphire Shores' costumes.
Rarity: Not if you eat them all, Spike.


"My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic: Sonic Rainboom (#1.16)" (2011)
Twilight Sparkle: How am I supposed to find a flight spell in this mess?
Pinkie Pie: A flight spell? One sec...
[Gets book]
Pinkie Pie: Page 27!
Applejack: How'd you do that?
Pinkie Pie: It landed on my face when Rainbow Dash knocked me into the bookcase.

Rainbow Dash: And here's where they make the rainbows.
Pinkie Pie: [dips a hoof in the rainbow water and licks it, causing a reaction] Spiiicyyy!
Rainbow Dash: Yeah. Rainbows aren't known for their flavor...


"My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic: Filli Vanilli (#4.14)" (2014)
Fluttershy: I have... stage fright.
Pinkie Pie: [gasps] Is it contagious?
Twilight Sparkle: Stage fright isn't a disease, Pinkie.

Rarity: Pinkie, don't be ridiculous!
Pinkie Pie: But I'm so good at it!


"My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic: Call of the Cutie (#1.12)" (2011)
Apple Bloom: I can't believe I didn't think of this. A cupcake-eating cutie mark, it's *sooo* obvious. Now, where are those cupcakes? I'm ready t' chow down!
Pinkie Pie: I don't have any cupcakes.
Apple Bloom: Oh.
Pinkie Pie: [gasp] But you look like you'd be good at helping me *make* some!
Apple Bloom: I guess, uh, "making-cupcakes" cutie mark could work too.
Pinkie Pie: [singing] All you have to do is take a cup of flour, add it to the mix/Now just take a little something sweet, not sour, a bit of salt, just a pinch/Baking these treats is such a cinch, add a teaspoon of vanilla/Add a little more, and you count to four, and you never get your fill-a!/Cupcakes - so sweet and tasty/Cupcakes - don't be too hasty/Cupcakes - cupcakes, cupcakes, CUPCAKES!


"My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic: Lesson Zero (#2.3)" (2011)
Twilight Sparkle: Princess Celestia, wait! How did you know I was in trouble?
Princess Celestia: Your friend Spike made me aware that you were letting your fears get the best of you. I commend him for taking your feelings seriously. Now, if you will all excuse me, I must return to Canterlot. I'm expecting some mail.
[she flies away and teleports out of sight]
Applejack: Y'all heard the Princess. Spike, take a letter.
[clears throat]
Applejack: "Dear Princess Celestia, we're writin' to you because today we all learned a little somethin' about friendship.
Fluttershy: "We learned that you should take your friends' worries seriously.
Rainbow Dash: "Even if you don't think that she has anything to worry about.
Rarity: "And that you shouldn't let your worries turn a small problem...
Pinkie Pie: "... into an enormously huge entire-town-in-total-chaos Princess-has-to-come-and-save-the-day problem.
Fluttershy: "Signed, your loyal subjects.
Spike: "P.S. Obviously Spike did not have to learn a lesson, because he is the best, most awesome friend a pony could ask for. Unlike everypony else, he took things seriously, and-" Eheh... uh... yeah... I'll just, um...
[he crosses out what he last wrote, and everyone giggles. Spike snorts in mild frustration]


"My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic: The Cutie Re-Mark Pt. 2 (#5.26)" (2015)
Twilight Sparkle: We're not Changelings, I'm a pony, and he's a dragon!
Pinkie Pie: [leans close to Spike] A likely story, do something dragonish!
[Spike blows a small amount of fire with the smoke going into Pinkie Pie's face, she coughs]
Pinkie Pie: That works...


"My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic: Ponyville Confidential (#2.23)" (2012)
Applejack: "Applejack, asleep on the job!" Can y'all believe this? And this one: "Big Macintosh - what's he hiding?" Who the hay does this Gabby Gums think she is?
Twilight Sparkle: Listen to this one. "Twilight Sparkle: I was a Canterlot snob. A well-placed scaly source close to the prissy pony says Twilight Sparkle thinks Ponyville is nothing but muddy roads and low-class rubes."
Rarity: Everypony, please! She's just a harmless schoolpony engaged in a little harmless gossip. You're really making too big a deal out of this.
Twilight Sparkle: But it's *all* lies! Gabby Gums prints whatever she wants, she doesn't care whose reputation she destroys! "Fluttershy has tail extensions!" "Pinkie Pie is an out-of-control party animal!"
Pinkie Pie: [shocked] What?
[crying]
Pinkie Pie: It's true! I *do* have a problem!
Twilight Sparkle: Oh look! According to this one, the Cakes are breaking up!
Mrs. Cake: [rushes into the room with Mr. Cake and their babies] We are?
Rainbow Dash: [crashes in with a pile of newspapers] Well, my life is officially over. Gabby Gums has made it to Cloudsdale.
Twilight Sparkle: "Rainbow Dash: Speed demon or super softie?"?
Rainbow Dash: I grabbed as many copies as I could, but it was too late!
[crying]
Rainbow Dash: I'm a laughing stock!
Twilight Sparkle: See, Rarity? Your so-called "harmless gossip" can be very hurtful!
Rarity: Honestly, you ponies have no sense of humor. So she tweaks a few ponies every now and then, maybe they dese-
[sees another issue, gasps]
Rarity: I'll *destroy* her! "The Drama-Queen Diaries"... she's reprinted my diary! How could Gabby Gums possibly get access to my private diary?


"My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic: Pinkie Pride (#4.12)" (2014)
Pinkie Pie: So, are you in, Cheese? Or are you... BONELESS?
Cheese Sandwich: Nopony calls me "boneless"!
[to his rubber chicken]
Cheese Sandwich: Right, Boneless?
Pinkie Pie: Then the goof-off is on for high noon!
Twilight Sparkle: Um, Pinkie? It's already 3 o'clock.
Pinkie Pie: Oh. Oh, well then. Make it 3:10 to goof-off!


My Little Pony: Equestria Girls - Friendship Games (2015)
Principal Abacus Cinch: Principal Celestia, on behalf of Crystal Prep, I demand the you forfeit The Friendship Games! Clearly CHS has had an unfair advantage for quite some time, and it's certain your own students have been using magic for their own benefit!
Principal Celestia: I'd like to think that saving the world benefits us all.
Sugarcoat: [at a fast pace] At least they didn't manipulate Twilight into releasing all the stolen magic and turning into a power-crazed magical creature that tried to rip the world apart just to win a game.
Pinkie Pie: Wow, that's a lot to take in when you say it all at once.
Principal Abacus Cinch: That's ridiculous!
Spike the Dog: Nope, that's pretty much what happened.


"My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic: The Cutie Pox (#2.6)" (2011)
Twilight Sparkle: Zecora! Apple Bloom has cutie pox! We were just on our way to see if you had a cure!
Applejack: But magically you're here! Was your zebra sense a-tinglin'?
Zecora: My "zebra sense" did not bring me round, it was a special flower that I needed found. I thought I picked enough to fix all the potions I had to mix, but after my visit from Apple Bloom, some had mysteriously left my room. Apple Bloom! What do you say? Did this flower just walk away?
Apple Bloom: I, um...
Zecora: A cutie pox cure I have forsooth, for healing power is in the seeds of truth.
Applejack: Well, well then give 'em to her! Quick!
Zecora: These seeds must be planted in the ground. With the truth, they'll grow, and the cure is found.
Applejack: Come again?
Zecora: The seeds of truth do hold the cure, but one must speak words, true and pure.
Applejack: Well then let's get to it! Alright, they're planted, now somepony tell the truth!
Apple Bloom: [struggling with the "talents" her false cutie marks are making her perform] Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
Applejack: Somepony! Anypony!
Pinkie Pie: Yesterday I told Mrs Cake that I ate two corn cakes, but I really ate three!
[tense pause]
Pinkie Pie: Okay six! I ate six corn cakes!
[cries]
Pinkie Pie: Make it stop! Oh, make it stop!
Apple Bloom: Wah, I can't stand it any more! It's me! I admit it! I didn't earn my cutie mark! They're all fake! I figured the Heart's Desire would help me get what I wanted most! So when Zecora left her hut, I mixed up a special potion and put the rest of the Heart's Desire in it!
[she quickly chomps up the flower grown from the seeds of truth]


"My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic: Princess Twilight Sparkle: Part 2 (#4.2)" (2013)
Twilight Sparkle: Why are you all looking at me like that?
Applejack: It's just... you were mumblin' to yourself...
Pinkie Pie: Ooh, and don't forget about the uncontrollable sobbing!
Fluttershy: We were really worried about you.
Discord: I for one found it delightful. Sort of a one-pony theater piece, if you will. You should really consider taking it on the road.


"My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic: Make New Friends But Keep Discord (#5.7)" (2015)
Discord: [On stage, attempting stand up comedy with a watermelon on a stool next to him] Knock knock!
[pause as everypone stares at him]
Discord: You're supposed to say "Who's there?" ! This is the most basic of jokes!
[Grits his teeth as he pulls out a mallet and smashes the watermelon, making it splatter out onto some of the ponies]
Maud Pie: You're the most basic of jokes.
Pinkie Pie: Good one, Maud! Hee, hee!
[Everypony else laughs, one of Discord's eyes twitches, then he grits his teeth]


"My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic: The Saddle Row Review (#6.9)" (2016)
Pinkie Pie: [following a flashback where Rarity briefly wished she could make copies of herself] Yeah... making copies of yourself always sounds like a great idea, but before you know it, you're locked in a room with 50 Pinkie Pies watching paint dry.


"My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic: Twilight's Kingdom - Part 1 (#4.25)" (2014)
Twilight Sparkle: I think I found something! I've been reading our journal, and there's something interesting about the sections that Discord bookmarked. Applejack, do you remember when you had to tell everypony that the tonic Granny bought from the Flim Flam brothers didn't really work?
Applejack: How could I forget? It was one of the hardest things I ever had to do. But what's that got to do with openin' the chest?
Twilight Sparkle: I've found that each of you has had to face a situation where living up to the Element of Harmony you represent wasn't easy. Fluttershy, it was when you realized that the way to show kindness to the Breezies was by forcing them to leave your home.
Fluttershy: Oh, the looks on their poor little faces! But I knew that, as difficult as it was, pushing them away was the kindest thing I could do.
Twilight Sparkle: Rarity, even after Suri took advantage of your generosity at Fashion Week in Manehattan, you didn't let it cause you to abandon your generous spirit.
Rarity: I simply couldn't have lived with myself if I didn't do something special for the friends who have always been so generous to me!
Twilight Sparkle: Rainbow Dash, you had the chance to fly with the Wonderbolts at the Equestria Games, but instead you chose to compete with your friends.
Rainbow Dash: Sure! But being loyal to my friends was way...
Pinkie Pie: Ooh, my turn, my turn!
Twilight Sparkle: Pinkie Pie, you realized that seeing your friend laugh was more important than proving you were a better party planner than Cheese Sandwich.
Pinkie Pie: Best party I've ever had.
Rarity: It's clear we've all had our moments to shine, Twilight, but I'm with Applejack. What does any of this have to do with the opening of the chest?
Twilight Sparkle: All of you had tough choices to make. But when you made the right one and embraced your element, it helped somepony else make the right choice too. Each of you received something from the pony whose life you helped change. I know it sounds crazy, but maybe there's something special about those objects that could lead us to the location of the keys. The chest is connected to the Tree of Harmony, the Tree is connected to the Elements, and the Elements are connected to all of us. There must be a connection! I hate to admit it, but maybe Discord was trying to be a good friend after all.