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: [Professor Stanley tells Charlie about the creature in the crate
] Pretty far out, Professor Stanley... Professor Dexter Stanley
: It's true! It's true - I swear it's true! We got to get Campus Security... Charlie Gereson
: [Charlie cuts him off
] Campus Security's no good! If I'm having trouble swallowing this one, what the fuck are THEY going to think? Professor Dexter Stanley
: [calming down
] ... I don't know... what they'd think... Charlie Gereson
: They'd think you'd been off on a hell of a toot. No, they'd think we'd BOTH been off on a hell of a toot, and got to seeing Tasmanian devils instead of pink elephants. Charlie Gereson
: [Charlie decides to go downstairs to investigate
] I think I'll just go down and see how the land lays... Professor Dexter Stanley
: [in a panic
] It may be OUT! Charlie Gereson
] Oh, I uh - I doubt that. Professor Dexter Stanley
: CHARLIE! Charlie Gereson
: Be right back, Professor Stanley!
Professor Dexter Stanley
: Two people are dead, and I could be blamed. I know that's a terrible consideration to have at a time like this, but -
[Henry hands him a drink and he swallows it one gulp
] Henry Northrup
: Last time I saw someone do that was in the movies! Professor Dexter Stanley
: It could mean my ass, Henry, it wasn't me! It was that - that thing in the crate! And I don't even know what it was!
] Henry Northrup
: What two people? Who is dead? Professor Dexter Stanley
: Mike the janitor at Amberson Hall, and Charlie Gereson. He wanted to measure the bite marks, Henry. I guess he got his chance!
] Professor Dexter Stanley
: I certainly guess he did!