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: I mean, some of these so-called academics make the shark in "Jaws" look like fuckin' Flipper!
: You know what Henry? You're a regular barnyard exhibit. Sheep's eyes, chicken guts, piggy friends... and SHIT for BRAINS!
: Oh, Henry - can't you do anything right? Henry Northrup
: Huh? Wilma Northrup
: 'Huh?' That's what I figured. 'HUH?' That's just what I'd expect from you! I told you half an hour ago to get one of those kids in the monkey suits to bring the car around! Henry Northrup
] Oh, I - I'm sorry... Wilma Northrup
: Oh, Henry, you are such a little kid! I swear to God you are! I mean were would you be without me to take care of you?
: Now get out of my way, Henry, or I swear to God you'll be wearing your balls for earrings!
] Wilma Northrup
: Just call me Billie, everyone does.
: What are you doing creeping around down there? Where's Dex? What kind of a mess has he gotten himself into? Henry Northrup
: Well, it's easier if I just show you, I think. Come on down. Wilma Northrup
: [grabbing Charlie Gereson's smashed glasses
] What's this? Henry Northrup
: Oh, I found them on the... Wilma Northrup
: Oh, Henry. Did he beat her? Henry Northrup
: Well... Wilma Northrup
: How bad is she? Is she conscious? Henry Northrup
: [begins laughing
] It's easier if your just see for yourself, Wilma. Wilma Northrup
: What are you laughing about? Your best friend gets in a scrape with a girl and you're laughing? Henry Northrup
: [continues laughing
] But there's a funny side to it, Wilma! Wait'll you see! You'll think so yourself! Wilma Northrup
: You're hysterical, Henry. That's just what I would've expected. Henry Northrup
: [stops laughing, turns deadly serious
] No, I don't think you'll expect this, Wilma. No, this is going to be an entirely new experience.