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Joe (Character)
from Viewtiful Joe (2003) (VG)

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Viewtiful Joe (2003) (VG)
Joe: Henshin a-go-go, baby!

Joe: Red Hot Kick!

Narrator: The Jadow move ominiously across the land, dying the sky with blood and pounding the earth, those who still have faith in justice and hounor, valor and goodness call out his name. the ultimate superhero, the only one who can save the world from extinction, if he can't do it, no one can...
Joe: Who, me?

Joe: ...that voice! It really is Captain Blue! Wow! Hey, can I have your Autograph?
Captain Blue:

Alastor: Well, if it isn't my friendly neighborhood arch-rival, but you're a little late! The ritual has begun!
Joe: Hey, I know you!
Alastor: The name's Alastor! Nice hit back there, by the way.
Joe: What's this about a ritual? I hope you guys aren't up to anything wierd! There are children watching this too, you know!

Alastor: Hey... you're pretty strong... that hit... when you did that hit back there... Viewtiful! Tell me... what do they call you?
Joe: Viewtiful? Hmm... okay, that works... I'm Joe! Viewtiful Joe!
Alastor: Viewtiful Joe... I'll fear that name...
[gets zapped by lightning and vanishes]

Charles the 3rd: Who dares disturb my beauty sleep? Have you not heard? This movie's already over! Captain Blue is defeated, and we are victorious!
Joe: Shows how much you know, bat brain! In movies, there always has to be a plot twist. That means something always goes wrong once before you get to the happy ending, hello! Now come on, let's get this over with!
Charles the 3rd: Phoof! What nonsense he speaks! Come nightfall the ritual of sacrifice will begin and your pathetic little world will... Oopsy poopsy! Almost let the cat out of the bag there! In any case, this has nothing to do with riff-raff like you! The only thing left for you to do is... vanish!

Joe: A man wears a scar as a medal! Not to say I couldn't win unhurt.

[Joe's visor closes over for the upcoming fight]
Joe: Alright!
[jumps into Charles the Third's arena]
Joe: Let's get it on!

Joe: [Joe picks ups Red VFX Juice] My kinda juice!

Joe: [Joe picks up a Hamburger] Mmm... yummy!

Joe: [Joe picks up a Combo Meal] Real! Meal!

[Joe initiates a "Rock On!" combo]
Joe: [first hit!] Huh!
Joe: [second hit!] Alright!
Joe: [third hit!] Ha-ho YEAH!
Joe: [fourth hit!] YAAH-HOOO!
Joe: [fifth hit!] Let's rock baby, yeah!
[the last quote is repeated for all hits following the fifth]

Joe: Uh! What an idiot!
Gran Bruce: Oi! You best shut up, mate. Otherwise I'll chew yer hind quaters like a big stick of... thing... uh... ah, you know the... arghhhhhh!
Joe: Gum! G.U.M. Gum! Gah! Do I have to spell it out on a chalk board for ya?
Gran Bruce: Yeah... so?

[Joe bursts out of a man-hole, launching into the sky in the opening of level five, "The Midnight Thunderboy"]
Joe: [Pep-talking his knuckles] Time to go to work, guys! *Mwah!* *Mwah!*

Viewtiful Joe 2 (2004) (VG)
Joe: Henshin a go-go baby!

Joe: Such a hot chick,never deserved to have her fuse burned out. I will avenge her!
Silvia: Oh Joe. Wait..what?