Caroline Julian
Quicklinks
Top Links
main detailsbiographyby votesphoto galleryquotes
Filmographies
by yearby typeby ratingsby votesby TV seriesby genreby keyword
Biographical
biography
Did You Know?
photo galleryquotes

Quotes for
Caroline Julian (Character)
from "Bones" (2005)

The content of this page was created by users. It has not been screened or verified by IMDb staff.
"Bones: The Mastodon in the Room (#6.1)" (2010)
Caroline Julian: [to Cam] Cherie, you are brilliant at your job. But you do not understand politics. What they want is for you to shut up about brain damage in Veterans.

Dr. Camille Saroyan: The best anthropologist is in Indonesia. The best cop is in Afghanistan. And the best entomologist is in France.
Caroline Julian: I got 'em all coming back.
Dr. Camille Saroyan: How'd you do that?
Caroline Julian: Same way I'm going to get you a team psychologist.

Caroline Julian: [Quietly to Booth] There isn't a single *normal* law enforcement officer who could work with these people.

Caroline Julian: What are you staring at?
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: It's you.
Caroline Julian: What's me?
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: You are the lynchpin. You managed to get all of us back here and then you fixed it so we'd stay.
Caroline Julian: I have no idea what you're talking about, Dr. Brennan.
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: Thank you.
Caroline Julian: You're welcome.
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: I find I'd like to hug you.
[Bones tries to hug Caroline. Caroline backs away]

Dr. Lance Sweets: [Bones want to know why none of her former interns are available] Vincent Nigel-Murray? He won a million dollars on Jeopardy, took an around the world trip.
Dr. Camille Saroyan: Mr. Vaziri, switched majors from forensics to cultural anthropology, he's interning at Baghdad Museum.
Caroline Julian: Fisher checked into a clinic with a case of the "hopeless vapors". Dr. Edison took a position in Chicago.
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: What about Wendell?
Dr. Lance Sweets: Last I heard, working in a repair shop.

[seeing the giant mastodon skeleton in the Jeffersonian where the lab used to be]
Caroline Julian: Totally *not* my problem.


"Bones: The Senator in the Street Sweeper (#11.6)" (2015)
Caroline Julian: Seeley Booth, I never thought the day would come when even glancing at those chiseled features of yours would set me off.

Caroline Julian: Cher, there is no way in H-E-double-hockey-sticks I am allowing you to haul the Senate majority whip into the FBI without any evidence of her involvement.
Seeley Booth: Look, Caroline...
Caroline Julian: No, no, no, no. Don't try to convince me with those sweet dulcet tones.

Caroline Julian: Holy mother of pearl, just bring me the whole bottle of antacids right now. Your wife doesn't know the meaning of playing politics.
Seeley Booth: Relax, okay? I will handle Bones. Bones will be fine, okay? And if you have a whole bottle of antacids, your stomach's gonna blow up, all right?

Seeley Booth: you have a tendency to say the exact wrong thing at the worst possible moment
Temperance Brennan: And then other times, I say exactly what is needed. Like this morning when I skillfully negotiated sex, not just once but twice.
Caroline Julian: God bless you, child. I couldn't have proven my point better myself.
Seeley Booth: Know what, it was three times.

Caroline Julian: You are 100,000% certain the victim is a member of Congress?
Temperance Brennan: Was a member of Congress. The use of the present tense is inaccurate now that Senator O'Malley has been killed, dismembered, scavenged by raccoon and shredded by three-ton industrial street sweeper
Caroline Julian: [to Booth] Under no circumstances is she going with you to notify the family

Caroline Julian: [Walks in, seeing Aubrey in a room full of paper files] How are you doing, Chickadee?
James Aubrey: [sighs] For an internet-based society, the DC sure seems to be stuck in trees-killing era


"Bones: The Verdict in the Story (#3.13)" (2008)
AUSA Caroline Julian: Have you no control over these people?
Dr. Camille Saroyan: None what-so-ever.
Special Agent Seeley Booth: Look, Caroline, it's Bones! It's different. Let's just admit it!
AUSA Caroline Julian: Here's what's not different.
[to Booth]
AUSA Caroline Julian: Lose the "Cocky" belt buckle.
[to Hodgins]
AUSA Caroline Julian: No badges saying "Resist Authority" or "The Truth is Out There."
[to Zack]
AUSA Caroline Julian: Do *not* cut your own hair the day before the trial.
[to Angela]
AUSA Caroline Julian: Ugly up a little. The plain women on the jury hate you.
[to Sweets]
AUSA Caroline Julian: Use your fully grown up words.
[to Cam]
AUSA Caroline Julian: Eat! Last time your stomach was growling louder than your testimony.

David Barron: [as he's cross-examining Booth] You had motive. He'd fired you that day, and threatened Ms. Julian. By the way, was she at all three locations?
AUSA Caroline Julian: [rising up] Objection! It's just *rude* to accuse me of murder!

Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: [examining a skeleton that is curled in a circular shape] How could this happen?
Special Agent Seeley Booth: Umm, maybe he was rolled up in a carpet?
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: Where's the carpet?
Special Agent Seeley Booth: Well, it rotted away. You know, with the... meaty parts.
[Bones starts laughing]
AUSA Caroline Julian: [entering] Excuse me? What is so funny?
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: [forcing back her laughter] Nothing.
AUSA Caroline Julian: I should hope not, because there's a dead body deserving our respect right in front of you.
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: [Brennan can't contain herself any longer and bursts out laughing]
AUSA Caroline Julian: I did not know she could laugh.

AUSA Caroline Julian: I'm gonna say to you what I always say to you before a trial, because this one is no different than any other trial.
Dr. Zack Addy: You never said that before.
AUSA Caroline Julian: What?
Dr. Jack Hodgins: You never told us that a trial is no different from any other trial.
Dr. Zack Addy: Which suggests that this one *is* different.
AUSA Caroline Julian: Have you no control over these people?
Dr. Camille Saroyan: None whatsoever.

Caroline Julian: And what was the copper pipe made of?
Dr. Jack Hodgins: As with most copper pipes, it's made of... copper.

Caroline Julian: Is he capable of murder?
Dr. Lance Sweets: Like, totally.
[Caroline gives him a look]
Dr. Lance Sweets: Most definitely. Um, in his own way, Max Keenan is a very impressive man.
Caroline Julian: What do you mean, "In his own way"?
Dr. Lance Sweets: Well, Max Keenan doesn't adhere to an external ethical system.
Caroline Julian: He does what he wants.
Dr. Lance Sweets: No. He does what he thinks is right, whether or not the rest of the world agrees. In another time, he could have been a great leader.
Caroline Julian: You mean in a time when people conked each other on the head and lit them on fire as a way of getting what they want.
Dr. Lance Sweets: Yes.
Caroline Julian: Is Max Keenan dangerous?
Dr. Lance Sweets: When he feels his loved ones are threatened? Mega dangerous.
Caroline Julian: In your opinion, if Max Keenan felt that he was threatened or his family was threatened, could he do this?
Dr. Lance Sweets: Totally.
[he pauses to look at the picture of the victim on the screen]
Dr. Lance Sweets: I mean, indubitably.
Caroline Julian: Without hesitation?
Dr. Lance Sweets: Without hesitation, without remorse, without guilt.


"Bones: The Loyalty in the Lie (#11.1)" (2015)
Caroline Julian: Finally. There you are.
FBI Special Agent James Aubrey: What are you doing here?
Caroline Julian: Waiting for you, and praying you didn't come home with any holes in you.
FBI Special Agent James Aubrey: Nope. Just the ones I was born with.
FBI Special Agent James Aubrey: This is unseemly, but I will still talk to you.

Special Agent Grace Miller: When was the last time when you saw your husband?
Temperance Brennan: When he left the house at 8.36 yesterday morning
Special Agent Grace Miller: That's a very precise time
Caroline Julian: She's a very precise lady
Special Agent Grace Miller: I need you to describe your husband's behavior over the past few dates
Temperance Brennan: Anthropologically there are seven basic modes of behavior and many subsets. I need you to be more specific

Caroline Julian: If Seeley Booth's isn't dead, he's in trouble.

Special Agent Grace Miller: [Phone ringing]
Special Agent Grace Miller: Miller
Angela Montenegro: Uhh okay, Montenegro here. I found something important.
FBI Special Agent James Aubrey: [Turning on the facetime on the tv]
Jack Hodgins: Hello guys! Everything okay?
Special Agent Grace Miller: [Aubrey making a grimace]
Caroline Julian: Peachy! What do you got?

Special Agent Grace Miller: [Phone ringing]
Special Agent Grace Miller: Miller
Angela Montenegro: Uhh okay, Montenegro here. I found something important.
FBI Special Agent James Aubrey: [Turning on the facetime on the tv]
Jack Hodgins: Hello guys! Everything okay?
FBI Special Agent James Aubrey: [Aubrey making a grimace]
Caroline Julian: Peachy! What do you got?


"Bones: The Death in the Defense (#11.11)" (2016)
Caroline Julian: Just the swashbuckler I was looking for
Seeley Booth: Let me guess. You want in on this interrogation
Caroline Julian: What I want is a dry vodka martini

Caroline Julian: [looking at Aubry] You're in a different solar system! What's on your mind?

Vanessa Caldwell: [In interriogation] Is this your idea of a joke, Caroline?
Caroline Julian: No Vanessa, my jokes are funny. Nothing funny about this

Caroline Julian: The fact he went through all that trouble says that there's something to hide. He's a sneaky little... word I should not say


"Bones: The Crack in the Code (#7.6)" (2012)
Caroline Julian: What part of "No comment", do you not understand?
Ezra Krane: My source told me the dead girl's spine was tied together with human gut. No comment on that either?
Caroline Julian: I have a bunch of comments and they all have four letters.

Caroline Julian: [to Booth] Either we have a leak, cher, or the killer is talking to the press. We better solve this before it turns out to be your fault.

Caroline Julian: Because you've got a little Booth coming. You find a house yet?
Special Agent Seeley Booth: Well, we haven't agreed on that yet.
Caroline Julian: Oh.
Special Agent Seeley Booth: "Oh?" What do you mean - "Oh?"
Caroline Julian: I figured "Oh" implies all the potential problems. Why kill the lillies?

Caroline Julian: I'm gonna kill this man. You should record me saying that so that you have the evidence to arrestt me.


"Bones: The Brother in the Basement (#11.2)" (2015)
Special Agent Grace Miller: All right, you want the truth? Four days ago, just before Richard went missing, he downloaded and printed out a list
Caroline Julian: And why do I now get the feeling you're not talking groceries?

Caroline Julian: Your team is not the Jeffersonian
Special Agent Grace Miller: The Jeffersonian is not the only lab in town. It's not even the best. It hasn't been since you quit
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: Then you should consider me back

Nathan Barlow: [In interrogation room] No! No way! I'm not saying a word. Not until she gets the hell out of here
Caroline Julian: Now Nathan, what on earth could an Aryan Brother, like yourself, have against me?

James Aubrey: Booth isn't going to give up until he gets a hold of that list.
Caroline Julian: No, he isn't, which means he's either going to get it and be a hero or the poor boy is going to die trying.


"Bones: The Man in the Mansion (#2.14)" (2007)
Caroline Julian: Listen up, you people. The verdict is gonna come down any minute. Maybe we'll win. Maybe we'll lose. But this I do know, you people have got to get your sand together, you hear me? Booth and you scientist-android-brainiacs, you got somethin' very special here. But you are losing it.
[to Booth]
Caroline Julian: Dropping serial killers off of balconies. And...
[to Angela]
Caroline Julian: ...blabbing suspect's names to vengeful fathers.
[to Cam]
Caroline Julian: Cuttin' into heads before their times, gettin' poisoned.
[to Zack]
Caroline Julian: Gettin' blown up because you go grabbin' things you shouldn't have.
[to Hodgins]
Caroline Julian: Taking photographs from frames.
[back to Booth]
Caroline Julian: Getting a perfectly good car smashed to bits for NO good reason.
[to all]
Caroline Julian: Get it together! Start using your over-sized heads! This is the real world. Now, I know bug man here handed in his resignation. My official Justice Department recommendation is the following: we win the case, he gets his job back; we lose, Booth shoots him.

Caroline Julian: I already got no proof how the victim got hold of that heroin. Now you're saying I can't put Hodgins on the stand? Why?
Special Agent Seeley Booth: You don't wanna know the answer to that.
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: Why doesn't she wanna know?
Caroline Julian: As the prosecutor in this case, I'm obliged to share everything I know with the defense.
Dr. Jack Hodgins: Just because Clarissa Bancroft and I...
Caroline Julian: Whoa! Goodnight!

David Barron: Objection. Assuming facts not in evidence.
Caroline Julian: What do you mean? The defendant has every needle disease in the book, except HIV.
David Barron: Same objection. Plus Miss Julian seems to deeply desire to testify herself.
Caroline Julian: Yes, I would like to testify, because then I'd know what answers I was getting.
Judge: Alright, settle down. This is a murder trial, not a night at the Improv.

Dr. Camille Saroyan: Postmortem the vicious attack on the victim continued.
David Barron: Objection! Categorization of the attack as vicious is prejudicial.
Caroline Julian: Fourteen times a man was stabbed. How many stabs does it take to be vicious, exactly?


"Bones: The Final Chapter: The Price for the Past (#12.4)" (2017)
Caroline Julian: Aldo was a good man, Seeley. You have my sympathies
Seeley Booth: Thanks
Caroline Julian: You're right. Sympathy sucks

Caroline Julian: I hear Aldo was in rough shape. What was going on with him?
Seeley Booth: I don't know, Caroline. I hadn't spoken to him for over a year.
Caroline Julian: If I know you, you tried.
Seeley Booth: You know what? I'm not gonna let myself off the hook on this one, all right? Anytime I needed anything, anything, Aldo was always there for me.
Caroline Julian: I'm sure that goes for the other men in your unit, too.
Seeley Booth: What does that mean?
Caroline Julian: He took on all their troubles. It could be he didn't want you getting pulled in, too.
Seeley Booth: Yeah, well, it's too late, 'cause I'm gonna find out who did this to him.
Caroline Julian: Of course you are.

James Aubrey: You really think Booth's the guy for this? They have a history.
Caroline Julian: I can't think of anyone better.

Caroline Julian: Your close friend was tortured with rats. That is something we need to discuss.
Seeley Booth: Look, what do you say?
Caroline Julian: I was hoping you would have the words.
Seeley Booth: For something like this, there's not much you really can say. We just... we move on. And we keep looking till we find this guy, and we don't stop.
Caroline Julian: That was just right, Seeley, I knew you would have it.


"Bones: The Verdict in the Victims (#10.18)" (2015)
Judge Michael: Oh, god. What now?
Caroline Julian: Search warrant, your honor.
Judge Michael: Alright, let me get a coffee and then we'll talk.
Special Agent Seeley Booth: No, no time.

Judge Michael: Why are you wasting my time?
Caroline Julian: I trust these two, your honor. If they say something is hinky, then there's something hinky
Judge Michael: The last time I looked, hinky was not a legal strategy

Caroline Julian: Are you trying to tell me you didn't pull any dumb stuff in your youth?
FBI Special Agent James Aubrey: Me? I was a Boy Scout
[Caroline doesn't believe him]
FBI Special Agent James Aubrey: Actually a Boy Scout

Caroline Julian: [to Booth about Aubry] This kid here has a good brain stuck in that cut head of his


"Bones: The Body and the Bounty (#6.4)" (2010)
Caroline Julian: You assaulted a Federal Agent.
Janet LeBlanc: He didn't identify himself as such. Besides he's a big boy. It's not like he can't handle a love tap or two.

Caroline Julian: [after Booth lets LeBlanc go] What'd you do that for?
Special Agent Seeley Booth: Double the pressure on Braverman. I don't care who gets him first.
Caroline Julian: I hate when you're all adult and sensible. Give me a little bile and revenge. That's what I appreciate in a man.
[Caroline leaves]
Special Agent Seeley Booth: What?

Caroline Julian: What'd you do? Duplicate the SIM card on her cell?
Gregory Gering: No need. they go an app for that.

Special Agent Seeley Booth: I am so nervous. Anyone else nervous? You nervous? I'm nervous.
Caroline Julian: What if she starts explaining human dissection to these kids?
Special Agent Seeley Booth: That's gonna be a problem.


"Bones: The Next in the Last (#10.22)" (2015)
Caroline Julian: You shut up, Seeley Booth. There is no one better than you.

Caroline Julian: Seeley Booth. It does a body good to see you bright-eyed, bushy-tailed and back in the peak of health again.
Special Agent Seeley Booth: Good to see you, too, Caroline.

Special Agent Seeley Booth: Look, I'm still going to be here until we, you know, catch whoever did this.
Caroline Julian: Oh, don't tell me that or I might make sure this bastard gets away.


"Bones: The Santa in the Slush (#3.9)" (2007)
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: [after kissing Booth] It was like kissing my brother.
Caroline Julian: You sure must like your brother.
Special Agent Seeley Booth: She does.

Special Agent Seeley Booth: [Bones is hanging mistletoe in her office] What is with the mistletoe?
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: I was going to talk to you about this. Caroline wants us to kiss under the mistletoe.
Special Agent Seeley Booth: What?
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: It's the only way she'll make Christmas for my family.
Special Agent Seeley Booth: What, by having us kiss?
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: Yes.
Special Agent Seeley Booth: Why?
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: Because she's feeling puckish.
Special Agent Seeley Booth: Puckish? What's that mean?
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: Listen, Booth, she's gonna be here any second. Do you want some gum?
Special Agent Seeley Booth: No, my breath is just fine. Alright, look, I'll have a talk with Caroline.
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: No!
Special Agent Seeley Booth: [surprised] No?
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: I'm only telling you out of professional courtesy.
Special Agent Seeley Booth: What?
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: So that you won't be surprised.
Special Agent Seeley Booth: Yeah, when you say kiss, you mean like kiss-kiss, like on both cheeks?
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: No, the lips.
[Booth gives a little apprehensive smile]
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: Like brother and sister. Colleagues. French people meeting on the street.
Special Agent Seeley Booth: Caroline's feeling puckish, huh?
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: It means playful and impish.
Caroline Julian: [Caroline walks in] Congratulations. I hear you have a suspect in the Santa slaying.
Special Agent Seeley Booth: Yeah. Well, it looks like the Easter Bunny has nothing to worry about.
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: Did you talk to the judge about the trailer?
Caroline Julian: Yes, I did. What about your end?
[Bones points to the mistletoe]
Caroline Julian: Well! Look at that. Mistletoe. You take a step to your right, you'll be right under the cute little sprig.
[She shoves Booth so he's standing under the mistletoe with Bones. He stammers a slight protest, gives up, and he and Bones kiss]
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: Was that enough steamboats?

Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: [She and Booth have just kissed under the mistletoe] Was that enough steamboats?
Caroline Julian: Plenty. A whole flotilla.
Special Agent Seeley Booth: I don't know what that means, but, um, Merry Christmas.


"Bones: The Teacher in the Books (#10.12)" (2015)
Caroline Julian: So, she was killed at the school! Just what I was praying to avoid
James Aubrey: You know, just because one person is guilty, it doesn't mean everyone is
Caroline Julian: You're really believing that, don't you? Sweet! Stupid, but sweet

Special Agent Seeley Booth: [sighs] You know, that neighborhood has been through enough for us to jump to conclusions. We're just going with our leads, that's all we can do
Caroline Julian: You're a good man, Seeley Booth. You're sure you don't wanna dump that beautiful doctor you've got and run away with me?
Special Agent Seeley Booth: Tell you what? Just give me a day to think about it, huh?

Special Agent Seeley Booth: I'm not gonna let one psycho ruin all that.
Caroline Julian: See, this is why I get all tingly when I see you, Seeley Booth.


"Bones: The Bullet in the Brain (#6.11)" (2011)
Caroline Julian: Don't just stand there! We got a shrink who needs shrunk. And a headless child-killer in a puddle of brains.
Special Agent Seeley Booth: Who's going to take witness statements?
Caroline Julian: Does it matter? That shot came out of nowhere. Straight from God.

Caroline Julian: You'd think when a highly trained world class sniper witnesses an assasination we'd have it all sewn up.
Special Agent Seeley Booth: I could say .the same thing about the United States attorney.
Caroline Julian: I'm too short to see a damn thing!

Caroline Julian: You can't exonerate a person for excessive perispiration!


"Bones: The 200th in the 10th (#10.10)" (2014)
Caroline Julian: Well, Seeley Booth! You make these tired eyes want to see clearly again

Caroline Julian: Well, Seeley Booth, you make these tired eyes want to see clearly again.

Caroline Julian: You know why that man steals, sugar? For justice. To right the wrongs he's seen. Eva Braga was his last job.
Temperance Brennan: I don't understand
Caroline Julian: He saw horrible things in that war. D-Day, liberating the camps, all the friends he lost. There were people who made money from that war. Lots of it. They'd sell to Hitler as easy as our side. It didn't matter to them as long as they made a profit. Seeley couldn't let that stand.
Temperance Brennan: So he stole from them?
Caroline Julian: And gave the money to his chums who were having a rough time since they came home. He said it was his way of making things right. You fell for Robin Hood, sugar.


"Bones: Harbingers in a Fountain (#5.1)" (2009)
Caroline Julian: You were there. You killed the bad guy dead. I know you hate that, but it always makes me a little glad. Does that make me a bad person?

Caroline Julian: That's a lot of blood.
Special Agent Seeley Booth: I'm fine. This is Bones's blood.
Caroline Julian: That's supposed to be good?
Special Agent Seeley Booth: She's fine. They fixed her and uh, sent her home.

Caroline Julian: That was sneaky.
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: Is sneaky good or bad?
Caroline Julian: Good. If it holds up in the court.
Dr. Camille Saroyan: Next time, make it look like you're taking advantage of the situation, not scripting it.


"Bones: The Skull in the Sculpture (#4.7)" (2008)
Caroline Julian: You can still examine it. You just can't disrupt it in any way. Don't worry this is only temporary. We'll see how artistic people feel when it starts stinking. Just don't scratch it.
Dr. Camille Saroyan: Don't scratch the crushed automobile which encases a rotting dead body.
Caroline Julian: Good. We understand each other.

Dr. Jack Hodgins: [to Angela and Daisy as he is preparing to use the Jaws of Life] Stand back, ladies. This is about to get medieval.
Caroline Julian: [as Hodgins is approaching the crushed metal] Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah! Sorry, cheri. Apparently, this is an historic piece of art.
Dr. Jack Hodgins: It's a hard car shell with a gooey corpse filling.

Caroline Julian: Okay, I got the injunction removed. You are free to crack open the car and remove the remains.
Special Agent Seeley Booth: Thanks, Caroline. You are da bomb.
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: Why is *she* the bomb?
Special Agent Seeley Booth: No. *Da* bomb.


"Bones: The Nail in the Coffin (#9.22)" (2014)
Caroline Julian: [Seeing the body on the crime scene] Oh God! Why didn't I just wait for the pictures?

Special Agent Seeley Booth: Bones thinks that the killer is a woman. She's never been wrong
Caroline Julian: Good enough for me, cher.


"Bones: The Passenger in the Oven (#4.9)" (2008)
Caroline Julian: You got this backwards, cherie. I am not an investigator.
Dr. Temperance Brennan: Neither am I. And here I am taking apart another murder victim.

Special Agent Seeley Booth: Caroline, I'm ready to make an arrest.
Caroline Julian: You're more than sure right, cherie. You're *damn* sure.
Special Agent Seeley Booth: Well it's circumstantial, but it's uh, compelling. So do you have a warrant to sign?
Caroline Julian: Yes.
Special Agent Seeley Booth: Well sign it so I can make the arrest.
Arthur Bilbrey: Just a minute please.
Caroline Julian: That's the lawyer, right? You can always tell a damn lawyer.


"Bones: Fire in the Ice (#4.12)" (2009)
Dr. Camille Saroyan: It's a crime scene. My people are very often at crime scenes. It's what we do.
Caroline Julian: No it's not! You've got it in your heads that you're crime scene types. This is Booth's fault for indulging your fantasies. You're not crime scene types, you are lab rats.

Special Agent Payton Perotta: Hmmm. My people were right.
Dr. Camille Saroyan, Caroline Julian: YOUR people?
Dr. Jack Hodgins, Wendell Bray: We're Booth's people.


"Bones: The Killer in the Crosshairs (#6.15)" (2011)
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: The bullet severed the C5.
Special Agent Seeley Booth: Right severing the spinal cord from the brain stem is the gold standard for snipers. We call it "disconnecting the computer."
Asst. US Attorney Caroline Julian: You can never have too many cute phrases for taking a life.

Asst. US Attorney Caroline Julian: I bet this is someone we'd both be trying to put away.
Special Agent Seeley Booth: It doesn't matter who this was. Snipers don't get to make the call. And Broadsky doesn't get to make the call. This ends now. Broadsky is mine!


"Bones: The Pain in the Heart (#3.15)" (2008)
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: [to her Grad students] If anyone else shows up here indicating an interest in what you're doing, either tell Ms. Montenegro or shout for Security.
Grad Student #2: Why?
Caroline Julian: Because serial killers get *mean* when you get close to catching 'em.

Caroline Julian: [Looking at some remains in Limbo] This is just creepy.
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: Well it's the natural order of things. We all end up this way.
Caroline Julian: Thank you, cherie. Now you've made it creepy and depressing.


"Bones: The Gunk in the Garage (#8.3)" (2012)
Caroline Julian: You know you're not gettin' that promotion now, right?
Special Agent Seeley Booth: Wait a second. Why? I caught the bad guy. That's gotta count for something'
Caroline Julian: Well, it makes *me* all tingly, that's for sure. But that's it. You're gonna hafta settle with runnin' around shootin' people until you grow up.
Special Agent Seeley Booth: Well, you wouldn't love me any other way, Right?

Caroline Julian: Oh. You said there was a casualty. Who was it?
Special Agent Seeley Booth: Sweets. He'll be fine.
Caroline Julian: [with affection] Sweets. That boy's got the goods.
[with mock severity]
Caroline Julian: But, you better not tell him I said that.
Special Agent Seeley Booth: No problem. As far as the world's concerned, you're a horrible person, cherie.
Caroline Julian: I knew I could count on you, chere.


"Bones: The Beginning in the End (#5.22)" (2010)
Caroline Julian: If it's gonna be your last case together, then do it properly.
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: It's not gonna be our last case.
Special Agent Seeley Booth: We'll be back in a year.
Caroline Julian: Tight as drum, that's what I want. And trust me, the way you two are running from each other, you better be *damn* sure of these little trips of yours.

Caroline Julian: Well, that's that then. They're free to go.
Dr. Lance Sweets: You don't think this success might make them change their minds?
Caroline Julian: You know what? You're a nice kid. But today is a good day for you to grow the hell up!


"Bones: The Recluse in the Recliner (#9.24)" (2014)
Seeley Booth: We're not gonna go public with any of this. A lot of people they just got caught with their pants down, all right? They don't deserve to have their lives ruined.
Caroline Julian: We have to do something, cher.
Seeley Booth: This is what we're gonna do, okay? We're gonna act like we've never seen any of this stuff before until we know who's behind this operation.

Caroline Julian: That cowboy actually thinks he can take on three Delta Force operatives by himself?


"Bones: The End in the Beginning (#4.25)" (2009)
Angela Montenegro: Julian warned us that you have to make an arrest in the case. I just wanted to say that just because Jared Booth and I went out on a couple of dates and he cannot accept the fact that it is going nowhere, does not mean I should got to jail.
Jared Booth: Didn't your lawyer tell you not to answer any questions you weren't asked?
Detective Camille Saroyan: [to Julian] Should I mark your people down as stupid or uncooperative?
Caroline Julian: Put them down as well represented.

Detective Camille Saroyan: Who is this now?
Caroline Julian: Jack Hodgins. Very successful crime novelist.
Detective Camille Saroyan: They never get anything right.


"Bones: The Lance to the Heart (#10.2)" (2014)
Special Agent Seeley Booth: And this conspirency is over
Caroline Julian: And how do you propose to do that, Cher?
Special Agent Seeley Booth: With a little help from Sweets

Caroline Julian: This office always did look better with you in it, Cher. Warms my little heart. So, what have you got for your favorite girl?


"Bones: The Conspiracy in the Corpse (#10.1)" (2014)
Dr. Clark Edison: So, who is this?
Dr. Jack Hodgins: I can't believe you got a judge who grant you an exhumation order
Caroline Julian: Apparently there are still one or two judges who haven't been blackmailed yet

Caroline Julian: Move fast, Cher. This is a Cinderella warrant. When Sanderson's attorneys find out about it, it'll turn into a pumpkin.
Dr. Lance Sweets: Great. Finally get to use my siren.


"Bones: Stargazer in a Puddle (#2.21)" (2007)
Caroline Julian: [after having confirmed that she is already married, Angela and Hodgins frantically try to figure out what to do about the wedding] Run!
Angela Montenegro: What?
Caroline Julian: Flee! Scram! Skedaddle!


"Bones: Judas on a Pole (#2.11)" (2006)
Caroline Julian: Task force. Sniper training. Seventies. Duck. Got it.


"Bones: The Man in the Morgue (#1.19)" (2006)
Caroline Julian: I am doing you a favor taking this case, Booth. But as the lady cop says, I'm a prosecutor. And as it stands now, I could try this case in my PJs and still get a conviction.
Dr. Temperance Brennan: Well, shouldn't you get to know your clients before you make snap judgments?
Special Agent Seeley Booth: [warningly] Bones...
Caroline Julian: Fine. Stop me when I get something wrong. Trained in three types of martial arts, two assault charges, registered marksman with the NRA, hunting licenses in four states...
Special Agent Seeley Booth: You hunt?
Dr. Temperance Brennan: Only for food.
Caroline Julian: Shot an unarmed man.
Dr. Temperance Brennan: He was trying to set me on fire.
Special Agent Seeley Booth: All right, just... just arrange bail for us, Caroline, so we can get out of here.
Caroline Julian: Sure, sure. Don't want to get this one mad at me.
Special Agent Seeley Booth: [whispers] You couldn't keep your mouth shut, could you?


"Bones: The Doom in the Boom (#11.10)" (2015)
Caroline Julian: I don't need their names. The world doesn't need to know their names. These fools wanted notoriety and I'm going to make damn sure they never get it


"Bones: The Mystery in the Meat (#9.10)" (2013)
Caroline Julian: My boss doesn't like this one! Federal programs paying for cannibalism isn't sitting pretty on Capitol Hill!
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: The gonium angle of the mandible indicates the victim was male
Special Agent Seeley Booth: What sick mind serves a person to kids?
Caroline Julian: Maybe someone wasn't ready for a pop-quiz! Are all the teachers accounted for?
Special Agent Seeley Booth: Yeah!
Dr. Camille Saroyan: My question is: how did he end up in the stew?
Special Agent Seeley Booth: Well, wait a second: is that a student? Because, you know, if the school is serving kids, the press is gonna eat us alive!


"Bones: The Hot Dog in the Competition (#7.2)" (2011)
Dr. Camille Saroyan: Why should I discuss with a Federal prosecutor who *I* hire in *my* lab?
Caroline Julian: Tell me what happens when a defense attorney questions the integrity of this lab because we have a teenage miscreant handling evidence?
Dr. Camille Saroyan: So you think that this young man, brilliant even by Dr. Brennan's standards, should be condemned forever because of some youthful indiscretions?
Caroline Julian: Sometimes life isn't fair.
Dr. Camille Saroyan: But I don't have to help it along. He deserves a chance and I'm going to give it to him. Now unless you'd like to help, I have some work to do.


"Bones: The Parts in the Sum of the Whole (#5.16)" (2010)
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: I'm Dr. Temperance Brennan from the Jeffersonian.
Special Agent Seeley Booth: Uh, don't bother. You know, never remember Squints.
Caroline Julian: That's correct. And you know why?
Special Agent Seeley Booth: Why?
Caroline Julian: Because they get all wishy washy, and flip floppy on the witness stand. So it's better I *don't* remember the last time they let me down when I need 'em again.


"Bones: The Blood from the Stones (#8.20)" (2013)
Caroline Julian: You have a camera on your head.
Andrew Jursic: I know. But, it keeps my hands free.
Caroline Julian: That would come in handy.


"Bones: The Past in the Present (#7.13)" (2012)
Angela Montenegro: Ya know, I hope Cam is happy. If she had just kept things to herself, we wouldn't be in this position.
Caroline Julian: Angela! You listen to me on this subject! All of us did what Pelant expected, *except* for Cam. Because of her, you squints are all still in this, which Pelant fears above all else. As long as the Jeffersonian stays in the game, the good guys live to fight another day. My opinion? Cam Saroyan is the hero of this story so far. You hear what I'm sayin', chere?


"Bones: The Widow's Son in the Windshield (#3.1)" (2007)
Caroline Julian: [to the squints] I find that you maintain an impressively consistent level of annoyance at all times. Why?


"Bones: The Boy with the Answer (#5.21)" (2010)
Caroline Julian: So how's your girlfriend holding up?
Special Agent Seeley Booth: She's fine. She's *not* my girlfriend.
Caroline Julian: Oh, so those little looks between you...
Special Agent Seeley Booth: Nothing.
Caroline Julian: Right. I hope you're more believable on the stand.


"Bones: The Sense in the Sacrifice (#9.4)" (2013)
Caroline Julian: Pelant thinks he is smarter than all of us, which might be true, but he is not smarter than all of us put together! I Pelant thinks he is smarter than all of us, which might be true, but he is not smarter than all of us put ether! I


"Bones: Soccer Mom in the Mini-Van (#3.2)" (2007)
Caroline Julian: [to Booth, about Brennan] Leave her be, chere. Absence makes the heart grow fonder.