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Quotes for
Saboo (Character)
from "The Mighty Boosh" (2003)

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"The Mighty Boosh: Nanageddon (#2.3)" (2005)
Saboo: Live your life? You live with a couple of dossbags and an ape!
Bollo: Grrrrr!
Saboo: *What?* You are an ape!
Bollo: Ohhhh... ye.

Saboo: He's got no legs! He cannot walk!
Tony Harrison: How dare you! I come fully equipped with a papoose! If you need to move me around I slot in the back like a peanut! If you are against the papoose system I have got a wheel that clicks into my chin like a skate!

Saboo: [to Naboo] You know nothing of the crunch. How dare you even speak of the crunch. You've never even been to the crunch.

Saboo: I will get that book for you, sire.
Lead Shaman: But it is a dangerous mission. I shall assign you a partner.
Saboo: Very well, I will go with Kirk.
[the eight-year-old]
Lead Shaman: Kirk is not to be trusted in these matters. Kirk is a violent and sexually deranged being from the fourth dimension.
Saboo: Kirk; is it true that you are still an erotic adventurer of the most deranged kind?
Kirk: Yes.

Saboo: Who shall I go with?
Lead Shaman: You shall go... with Tony Harrison there.
Saboo: Oh, come on.
Tony Harrison: What? What's your beef?
Saboo: He's got no legs! He can't walk!
Tony Harrison: How dare you. I come fully equipped with a papoose. If you need to move me around, I slide in the back like a peanut. If you're against the papoose system, I've got a wheel that clicks into my chin like a skate...
Saboo: What are you, a kit? Am I gonna have to assemble this Kinder Egg and take him with me?


"The Mighty Boosh: Party (#3.5)" (2007)
Tony Harrison: I've got it Saboo! An idea is formulating!
Saboo: What?
Tony Harrison: Fleetwood Mac's "Tusk," in its entirety!
Saboo: Are you insane? There's at most... one track I can get away with off maybe... "Rumours."
Tony Harrison: Come on! "Tusk," in its entirety, with the pauses as Lindsay Buckingham intended! Watch the room crumble at the aura of the H-Man!
Saboo: Why not just give me a .44 so I can spray my brains across the decks?
Tony Harrison: What is your beef with the Mac?
Saboo: The same beef every right thinking man has, they are bullshit munchers!

Saboo: Oi Sweetheart, wrap this shit up - you're having a nightmare!

Tony Harrison: [Dennis has just decapitated Lester Corncake] Dennis, you dinlo, what the fuck are you doing? You just killed the wrong geezer!
Saboo: You flipping truncheon!

Tony Harrison: [Saboo and Tony Harrison are DJing] I've got it, Saboo! A concept is formulating! Fleetwood Mac's "Tusk" in its entirety!
Saboo: [groans]
Tony Harrison: Watch the room crumble at the awe of the H-man.
Saboo: Are you insane? That's the most one-track I could get away with off... maybe, "Rumors".
Tony Harrison: Oh, come of it. "Tusk", in its entirety, with the pauses, as Lindsey Buckingham intended it to be heard.
Saboo: Yeah, why don't you just give me a .44 so I can spray my brains on the decks?
Tony Harrison: What is your beef with the Mac?
Saboo: The same beef every right-thinking man has: they are bullshit-munchers.
Tony Harrison: When are you gonna start thinking outside the box?
Saboo: The box is there for a reason; to keep ball-men like you inside it.
Tony Harrison: You are so square! What do you want to lay down?
Saboo: I would like to play "Would I Lie to You" by Charles and Eddie.
Tony Harrison: Ahhhhh... all right, fair enough. Good choice. Slam it down.


"The Mighty Boosh: Eels (#3.1)" (2007)
Dennis: Would you be quiet, please. I can't hear my internal TomTom. We appear to be lost.
Tony Harrison: Oh, you are useless!
Dennis: Well, I'm more than happy to let someone else drive.
Tony Harrison: I can't drive! I'm shitfaced!
Saboo: Yeah, like if you were sober, you could drive anyway. You can't even reach the pedals, you cleft.
Tony Harrison: How dare you. I've got a heavy goods license. There's no one here who's got more miles under their belt than me!
Saboo: Look, save it, you pinky wafer. Let Kirk drive.
Dennis: Kirk can't drive. He's a renowned ram-raider.
Saboo: Kirk? Is it true that you've become a vehicular menace; mowing down all in your path?
Kirk: Yes.
Tony Harrison: Can we stop? I need a wee-wee.
Dennis: We were only just in the service station.
Tony Harrison: I know, but I didn't need to go then! I'm not a machine, I've got a weak bladder!
Saboo: You are a bladder.
Tony Harrison: Anyway, it's not my fault. I couldn't reach the pee-trough! I asked you to pick me up; you just shunned me!
Dennis: I'm sorry, but I do not stoop to pick up men in the urinals.
Saboo: ...that's not what I've heard.
Tony Harrison: Ohhhh! You walked right into it!
All Shamen: [singing] We are super magic men/We stay up till five A.M.!/Although we're bound by shaman lords/What goes on tour, stays on tour!