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: Live your life? You live with a couple of dossbags and an ape! Bollo
: Grrrrr! Saboo
: *What?* You are an ape! Bollo
: Ohhhh... ye.
: He's got no legs! He cannot walk! Tony Harrison
: How dare you! I come fully equipped with a papoose! If you need to move me around I slot in the back like a peanut! If you are against the papoose system I have got a wheel that clicks into my chin like a skate!
: [to Naboo
] You know nothing of the crunch. How dare you even speak of the crunch. You've never even been to the crunch.
: I will get that book for you, sire. Lead Shaman
: But it is a dangerous mission. I shall assign you a partner. Saboo
: Very well, I will go with Kirk.
] Lead Shaman
: Kirk is not to be trusted in these matters. Kirk is a violent and sexually deranged being from the fourth dimension. Saboo
: Kirk; is it true that you are still an erotic adventurer of the most deranged kind? Kirk
: Who shall I go with? Lead Shaman
: You shall go... with Tony Harrison there. Saboo
: Oh, come on. Tony Harrison
: What? What's your beef? Saboo
: He's got no legs! He can't walk! Tony Harrison
: How dare you. I come fully equipped with a papoose. If you need to move me around, I slide in the back like a peanut. If you're against the papoose system, I've got a wheel that clicks into my chin like a skate... Saboo
: What are you, a kit? Am I gonna have to assemble this Kinder Egg and take him with me?
: I've got it Saboo! An idea is formulating! Saboo
: What? Tony Harrison
: Fleetwood Mac's "Tusk," in its entirety! Saboo
: Are you insane? There's at most... one track I can get away with off maybe... "Rumours." Tony Harrison
: Come on! "Tusk," in its entirety, with the pauses as Lindsay Buckingham intended! Watch the room crumble at the aura of the H-Man! Saboo
: Why not just give me a .44 so I can spray my brains across the decks? Tony Harrison
: What is your beef with the Mac? Saboo
: The same beef every right thinking man has, they are bullshit munchers!
: Oi Sweetheart, wrap this shit up - you're having a nightmare!
: [Dennis has just decapitated Lester Corncake
] Dennis, you dinlo, what the fuck are you doing? You just killed the wrong geezer! Saboo
: You flipping truncheon!
: [Saboo and Tony Harrison are DJing
] I've got it, Saboo! A concept is formulating! Fleetwood Mac's "Tusk" in its entirety! Saboo
] Tony Harrison
: Watch the room crumble at the awe of the H-man. Saboo
: Are you insane? That's the most one-track I could get away with off... maybe, "Rumors". Tony Harrison
: Oh, come of it. "Tusk", in its entirety, with the pauses, as Lindsey Buckingham intended it to be heard. Saboo
: Yeah, why don't you just give me a .44 so I can spray my brains on the decks? Tony Harrison
: What is your beef with the Mac? Saboo
: The same beef every right-thinking man has: they are bullshit-munchers. Tony Harrison
: When are you gonna start thinking outside the box? Saboo
: The box is there for a reason; to keep ball-men like you inside it. Tony Harrison
: You are so square! What do you want to lay down? Saboo
: I would like to play "Would I Lie to You" by Charles and Eddie. Tony Harrison
: Ahhhhh... all right, fair enough. Good choice. Slam it down.
: Would you be quiet, please. I can't hear my internal TomTom. We appear to be lost. Tony Harrison
: Oh, you are useless! Dennis
: Well, I'm more than happy to let someone else drive. Tony Harrison
: I can't drive! I'm shitfaced! Saboo
: Yeah, like if you were sober, you could drive anyway. You can't even reach the pedals, you cleft. Tony Harrison
: How dare you. I've got a heavy goods license. There's no one here who's got more miles under their belt than me! Saboo
: Look, save it, you pinky wafer. Let Kirk drive. Dennis
: Kirk can't drive. He's a renowned ram-raider. Saboo
: Kirk? Is it true that you've become a vehicular menace; mowing down all in your path? Kirk
: Yes. Tony Harrison
: Can we stop? I need a wee-wee. Dennis
: We were only just in the service station. Tony Harrison
: I know, but I didn't need to go then! I'm not a machine, I've got a weak bladder! Saboo
: You are a bladder. Tony Harrison
: Anyway, it's not my fault. I couldn't reach the pee-trough! I asked you to pick me up; you just shunned me! Dennis
: I'm sorry, but I do not stoop to pick up men in the urinals. Saboo
: ...that's not what I've heard. Tony Harrison
: Ohhhh! You walked right into it! All Shamen
] We are super magic men/We stay up till five A.M.!/Although we're bound by shaman lords/What goes on tour, stays on tour!