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[Referring to Jerri's colored friend, Sydney
] Sara Blank
: Who's your cute young ethnic friend, Derrick? Derrick Blank
: Oh, she's with Jerri. Sara Blank
: [to Sydney
] Get out!
: Hey, don't you want to know happened at school today? Sara Blank
: All right. What happened in school today? Jerri Blank
: Mr. Noblet ... Sara Blank
: I was talking to Derrick. Derrick? Derrick Blank
: Well, I punched this loser in the head - he was coming out of study hall - I blindsided him. He never even saw it coming.
] Sara Blank
: That's very nice, Derrick. Okay Jerri, now why don't you make it quick? Jerri Blank
: Someone punched me in the head when I was coming out of study hall today. Blindsided me - never saw it coming!
: How was school today, Derrick? Derrick Blank
: The coach made me co-captain of the junior varsity squat thrust team! Jerri Blank
: Way to go, faglick. Sara Blank
: Jerri, language! Derrick Blank
: I'll have you know, stump, that the varsity squat thrust team took third in all conference. Jerri Blank
: And how does that make you not gay? Derrick Blank
: What are you talking about, troll? We squat together, we spot each other on the workout mat, and we play grab-ass in the showers. How is that gay?
: You're such a poo-hole, Derrick. Derrick Blank
: You're a fat goblin! Sara Blank
: Derrick... Derrick Blank
: Well, she is! Sara Blank
: I KNOW, Derrick. I have eyes.
: Tell us another meat story Stew! Stew
: Okay, here's a good one. I was working at the buthcer shop the other day and this guy comes in and I say 'Hey! You thinking about buying some steaks?' And he says 'No! I'm going to buy somes steaks, I'm thinking about Poontang'.