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: Why would you have a baby with me? Janet Hartigan
: Because you don't know how to properly use a condom. Lawrence Wetherhold
: Message received.
: Just go home and get some sleep, and get the perfect SAT score. Vanessa Wetherhold
: That's what I've been trying to do. Lawrence Wetherhold
: mercurial... Vanessa Wetherhold
: I learned that word in the 5th grade. Lawrence Wetherhold
: fecundity... Vanessa Wetherhold
: Ah, English is my first language. Lawrence Wetherhold
: uxorious... Vanessa Wetherhold
: That's appropriately obscure - mind you I know it. Overly fond of one's wife. Lawrence Wetherhold
: That's my girl. Janet Hartigan
: I have a good one. eft... Vanessa Wetherhold
: Let me ponder... Short in stature. Diminutive. Janet Hartigan
: No I'm sorry, eft is a young newt.
: I'm sorry I called you an arrogant windbag the other night. Lawrence Wetherhold
: You called me a *pompous* windbag the other night.
: [shows up uninvited
] Am I interrupting anything? Chuck Wetherhold
: No, welcome. We could use some anti-venom in the snake pit.
: I like suburban Pittsburgh for Christmas. Lawrence Wetherhold
: Yes. Really gliferous. Euro. Paris of uh, western Pennsylvania.