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: Never underestimate the power of a dark clown!
: Darph Bobo! I thought I smelled Vaseline. What do you want, anyway? Darph Bobo
: Hmm, what do I want? Oh yeah... BLOODY VENGEANCE! Six of One
: Where do you know this guy from? Chode
: Uh, hi. We spent some time together in prison. Gus
: Oh let me guess, judging by his size, I'd say you were the bitch, am I right?
: Why don't you fight without using your faggot clown powers, son? Darph Bobo
: Very well, "faggot clown powers" indeed!
: If he starts to win, shoot him. Stormtrooper
: Yes sir!
: Oh, shit! You purple bastard!
: What the hell is this? Darph Bobo
: It's a credit card bill. What? Ya lose the ability to read? Let me know when you lose the ability to open your mouth and spew venom, cause that I don't wanna miss.
: My mother warned me not to marry you. Darph Bobo
: For once your mother and I agree. Bernice
: Just shut up and take care of these charges... or else. Darph Bobo
: Or else what? You're gonna force me to sleep with you? Cause there aren't enough blindfolds or little blue pills in the universe to make that happen.
: [Darph Bobo is shopping
] Is that all for you? Darph Bobo
: Yeah, unless you've got something that'll cure my wife's bitchiness! Cashier
: Well, if we did, we'd have a hard time keeping it in stock.
: You may have dodged death's cream pie today, Chode, but mark my words with a red grease pencil: the next time you might not be so lucky!
: [under his breath
] Bitch. Mrs. Bobo
: What was that? Darph Bobo
] I said bitch! There, was that loud enough for ya?
: I hope you don't mind, but I thought it would be fun if I televized your death. The networks are always looking for the next cheap reality show. You have five minutes to live! But it'll be painfully stretched over ten episodes.