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Whip (Character)
from "Tripping the Rift" (2004)

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"Tripping the Rift: The Son Also Rises (#3.10)" (2007)
T'nuk: Those pirates are gonna plunder us. Long and deep, hard and dry...
Whip: [heroically] I don't think so.
T'nuk: A girl can dream, can't she?

Chode Jr.: Yo cous', what's up?
Whip: You can drop the act. I knew there was something off as soon as I saw you and your momma swapping saliva. And unless your name is Oedipus, that was some sick shit.

Whip: [to Chode Jr] Ah, you think I'm afraid of you? I eat little turds like you for breakfast.
Chode Jr.: No wonder your breath smells like crap!

"Tripping the Rift: Love Conquers All... Almost (#1.12)" (2004)
Whip: Is that true, Uncle Chode? Does love conquer all?
Chode: Sure kid, sure. Ask any hooker.

T'Nuk: Where could they have gone?
Whip: No way to tell! There's just this path here leading off to that smoking volcano in the distance. I don't see any where they could make an ultimate sacrifice...

"Tripping the Rift: The Devil and a Guy Named Webster (#1.5)" (2004)
Whip: You mean we're all gonna die? This blows! I'm still a virgin!

Six: Whip, what are you doing? I told you to convert the transporter to accommodate a time continuum.
Whip: It's done-ski! It's all ready to go.
Gus: What? How did you manage to convert the system so quickly? That's a complicated procedure.
Whip: I downloaded bootleg software from the Internet.

"Tripping the Rift: Emasculating Chode (#1.11)" (2004)
Chode: Sorry I'm late, but the lines at Sex Toys 'R Us were around the block.
Whip: [overexcited] What you get? What you get me uncle Chode?
Chode: Eh, that isn't for you, kid. Just some pizza flavored eatable undies for my lady here. Heheh. Your old uncle likes a midnight snack.

Bernice Bobo: Wanna clown around?
Whip: Are you trying to seduce me, Mrs Bobo?
Bernice Bobo: Do you wanna be seduced, Benjamin?
Whip: Eh, my name's Whip.
Bernice Bobo: But you look like a Benjamin.

"Tripping the Rift: Raiders of the Lost Crock of */@?#!" (#3.9)" (2007)
Whip: See, we just take this video game controller and... hotwire it to this!
T'nuk: So we'll be able to control the ship with a joystick?
Six: It's not so strange. I could always control Chode with his.

Whip: [watching a catfight between T'nuk and Six] Ripp off her top! No! Not T'nuk's top, Six's! Oh yeah, at least I'm gonna die with a smile on my face and wood in my pants. No, not T'nuk's top again! Sorry, buddy.

"Tripping the Rift: The Need for Greed (#3.5)" (2007)
Six: [during a group hug] Whip, get your hand off my ass.
Whip: Charity comes in all forms!

Six: [Six takes command of the ship] Whip, rift-factor three.
Gus: High five!
Whip: Ah, Nobody high-fives anymore.
T'nuk: Chest thump?

"Tripping the Rift: Benito's Revenge (#2.5)" (2004)
Whip: I... smell... old people...

Whip: Whoa, that Vomitizer ride really lives up to it's name! Let's do it again!

"Tripping the Rift: God Is Our Pilot (#1.1)" (2004)
Whip: Anybody else notice that we keep passing the same stars and planets every thirty seconds?
Chode: That's the screensaver, Whip.

"Tripping the Rift: Miss Galaxy 5000 (#1.3)" (2004)
Six: More important than how we look, is how we think. Women also have brains.
Whip: But uncle Chode told me women don't need brains. 'Cause a brain can't suck your...
Chode: [Chode puts his hand in front of Whip's mouth] Kids! Heheh.

"Tripping the Rift: Chode Eraser (#3.2)" (2007)
Whip: How come you couldn't figure out 'La Cage aux Poofter' was a gay bar?
Chode: I told ya, I thought 'poofter' was foreign for 'snatcherooski'.

"Tripping the Rift: Six, Lies and Videotape (#2.13)" (2004)
Cop: Don't move! You're under arrest.
T'nuk: So long, Chode, see you in prison.
Whip: Bye, Uncle Chode, and make me a licence plate!
Gus: A hint from Helloise: she said dropping the soap in the jailhouse shower is a great way to make new friends.

"Tripping the Rift: Chode's Near Death-Experience (#2.12)" (2005)
Chode: After surviving my own near death experience, I see now what a bastard I've been.
[the crew is stunned]
Bob: You mean: lazy, selfish bastard.
Chode: That's absolutely right, Bob, I stand corrected.
T'nuk: Make that: fat, lazy, selfish, selfish bastard.
Gus: Actually, I was going to throw in ego-maniacal.
Whip: Nah, too wordy. How does 'self centered purple creepazoid' grab ya?

"Tripping the Rift: 23 1/2 (#3.4)" (2007)
Gus: Isn't that Paris Ramada, the hotel heiress?
Whip: Er, I'm not sure...
Gus: Oh come on, you must have wacked off to her sex hologram about a dozen times.
Whip: Actually, I only made it through the first ten seconds. After that, I fall asleep.

"Tripping the Rift: Santa Clownza (#2.9)" (2004)
Whip: Something's wrong. I haven't seen uncle Chode kiss this much ass since Six caught him in a threeway at the android convention.

"Tripping the Rift: Ghost Ship (#2.4)" (2004)
Whip: Uncle Chode, where did all these spider webs come from? I mean we're on an abandoned ship in the middle of space...
Chode: Hmm, good question, kiddo, remind me to Google it when we get home.

"Tripping the Rift: Extreme Takeover (#3.11)" (2007)
Chode: Whip, is there any way you could shut down Bob's mainframe?
Whip: It's possible, but I'd have to get to it by crawling through the ships bowels. It'll be a tight fit.
T'nuk: Ships bowels? Tight fit? Take Gus with you. It sounds like a job for the Tin Fairy.

"Tripping the Rift: Aliens, Guns & a Monkey (#1.10)" (2004)
Whip: How are we ever gonna find him?
Chode: Kid, I don't know everything.
Gus: Do you know anything?
Chode: I know a robot who's gonna get his ass kicked.

"Tripping the Rift: Extreme Chode (#2.7)" (2004)
Chode: You know something, this is the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
Whip: The beginning? I've known you all my life.
Chode: Yeah, but this is the first time I'm willing to admit it.