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: Those pirates are gonna plunder us. Long and deep, hard and dry... Whip
] I don't think so. T'nuk
: A girl can dream, can't she?
: Yo cous', what's up? Whip
: You can drop the act. I knew there was something off as soon as I saw you and your momma swapping saliva. And unless your name is Oedipus, that was some sick shit.
: [to Chode Jr
] Ah, you think I'm afraid of you? I eat little turds like you for breakfast. Chode Jr.
: No wonder your breath smells like crap!
: Is that true, Uncle Chode? Does love conquer all? Chode
: Sure kid, sure. Ask any hooker.
: Where could they have gone? Whip
: No way to tell! There's just this path here leading off to that smoking volcano in the distance. I don't see any where they could make an ultimate sacrifice...
: You mean we're all gonna die? This blows! I'm still a virgin!
: Whip, what are you doing? I told you to convert the transporter to accommodate a time continuum. Whip
: It's done-ski! It's all ready to go. Gus
: What? How did you manage to convert the system so quickly? That's a complicated procedure. Whip
: I downloaded bootleg software from the Internet.
: Sorry I'm late, but the lines at Sex Toys 'R Us were around the block. Whip
] What you get? What you get me uncle Chode? Chode
: Eh, that isn't for you, kid. Just some pizza flavored eatable undies for my lady here. Heheh. Your old uncle likes a midnight snack.
: Wanna clown around? Whip
: Are you trying to seduce me, Mrs Bobo? Bernice Bobo
: Do you wanna be seduced, Benjamin? Whip
: Eh, my name's Whip. Bernice Bobo
: But you look like a Benjamin.
: See, we just take this video game controller and... hotwire it to this! T'nuk
: So we'll be able to control the ship with a joystick? Six
: It's not so strange. I could always control Chode with his.
: [watching a catfight between T'nuk and Six
] Ripp off her top! No! Not T'nuk's top, Six's! Oh yeah, at least I'm gonna die with a smile on my face and wood in my pants. No, not T'nuk's top again! Sorry, buddy.
: [during a group hug
] Whip, get your hand off my ass. Whip
: Charity comes in all forms!
: [Six takes command of the ship
] Whip, rift-factor three. Gus
: High five! Whip
: Ah, Nobody high-fives anymore. T'nuk
: Chest thump?
: I... smell... old people...
: Whoa, that Vomitizer ride really lives up to it's name! Let's do it again!
: Anybody else notice that we keep passing the same stars and planets every thirty seconds? Chode
: That's the screensaver, Whip.
: More important than how we look, is how we think. Women also have brains. Whip
: But uncle Chode told me women don't need brains. 'Cause a brain can't suck your... Chode
: [Chode puts his hand in front of Whip's mouth
] Kids! Heheh.
: How come you couldn't figure out 'La Cage aux Poofter' was a gay bar? Chode
: I told ya, I thought 'poofter' was foreign for 'snatcherooski'.
: Don't move! You're under arrest. T'nuk
: So long, Chode, see you in prison. Whip
: Bye, Uncle Chode, and make me a licence plate! Gus
: A hint from Helloise: she said dropping the soap in the jailhouse shower is a great way to make new friends.
: After surviving my own near death experience, I see now what a bastard I've been.
[the crew is stunned
: You mean: lazy, selfish bastard. Chode
: That's absolutely right, Bob, I stand corrected. T'nuk
: Make that: fat, lazy, selfish, selfish bastard. Gus
: Actually, I was going to throw in ego-maniacal. Whip
: Nah, too wordy. How does 'self centered purple creepazoid' grab ya?
: Isn't that Paris Ramada, the hotel heiress? Whip
: Er, I'm not sure... Gus
: Oh come on, you must have wacked off to her sex hologram about a dozen times. Whip
: Actually, I only made it through the first ten seconds. After that, I fall asleep.
: Something's wrong. I haven't seen uncle Chode kiss this much ass since Six caught him in a threeway at the android convention.
: Uncle Chode, where did all these spider webs come from? I mean we're on an abandoned ship in the middle of space... Chode
: Hmm, good question, kiddo, remind me to Google it when we get home.
: Whip, is there any way you could shut down Bob's mainframe? Whip
: It's possible, but I'd have to get to it by crawling through the ships bowels. It'll be a tight fit. T'nuk
: Ships bowels? Tight fit? Take Gus with you. It sounds like a job for the Tin Fairy.
: How are we ever gonna find him? Chode
: Kid, I don't know everything. Gus
: Do you know anything? Chode
: I know a robot who's gonna get his ass kicked.
: You know something, this is the beginning of a beautiful relationship. Whip
: The beginning? I've known you all my life. Chode
: Yeah, but this is the first time I'm willing to admit it.