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Quotes for
Tub (Character)
from "Super Gran" (1985)

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"Super Gran: Supergran and the Magic Ray (#1.1)" (1985)
Roderick 'The Scunner' Campbell: Watch carefully as I become the greatest, most super person the world has evern known. Greater even than... Superman.
Tub: Shouldn't you have a telephone booth and a change of clothes, then, uncle?
Roderick 'The Scunner' Campbell: Silence!

Tub: It must have shot out there, somewhere, uncle.
Roderick 'The Scunner' Campbell: I realize that, you prune.
Tub: Why don't you ask those people doen there?
Roderick 'The Scunner' Campbell: Ask 'em what, eh, Tub? Please, by any chance did you see a, a magic ray floating around, 'cause we've just lost ours? Don't be daft!

Tub: That was her, uncle, that was that Supergran!
Roderick 'The Scunner' Campbell: I realize that, you barrell of bungling incompitence.

Tub: What are you going to with to me? Torture me or something?
Supergran: That's quite an idea. In the meantime then, I might play you my entire collection of bagpipe records and... make you listen to them!


"Super Gran: Supergran and the Pearl of Pinnell's End (#1.4)" (1985)
The Scunner Campbell: What was that you said that idiot banana Black had invented?
Tub: An invisible shield!
The Scunner Campbell: Perfect!

Tub: 'm not a proper person anymore, I'm just some blinkin' eyeballs in the air.


"Super Gran: Supergran and the Rookie Recruit (#2.5)" (1987)
Noodles: A job, boss?
Tub: You, uncle, work for a living?
The Scunner Campbell: Well, why not? I've tried everything else.

Noodles: Accountant, you, boss?
Tub: But Uncle, you can't even add up.
Noodles: And you always said accountants were the sort of people that should be ground underfoot, like television critics and estate agents.
[laughs]


"Super Gran: Supergran and the Course of True Love (#1.3)" (1985)
Tub: [the Scunner has decided to marry Lady Valerie] But you can't uncle!
Noodles: I mean she's horrible, Boss. Not to mention extremely boring.
[laughs]
The Scunner Campbell: So are most women after a while anyway. No, this one is definitely...
Noodles: You're not serious, boss?
The Scunner Campbell: Lady Valerie is everything a man could ever want.
Tub: Yeah, wrinkles and moustache.
[giggles]


"Super Gran: Supergran and the Super Match (#1.5)" (1985)
Tub: What are you going to do, uncle? I mean, you haven't got 2.000 pounds, have you?
Scunner Campbell: No, not quite. More like 65p.


"Super Gran: Supergran and the Magic Ian (#1.7)" (1985)
Tub: But why do we have to go to the theater tonight, uncle?
Scunner Campbell: Because tonight we'lll see that mingebag meet her Waterloo.
Noodles: Waterloo, boss? I thought you said it was a theater, not a railway station?


"Super Gran: Supergran and the Raving Beauty Contest (#1.12)" (1985)
Noodles: [catching their first glimpse of Wanda] Blimey.
Tub: She's gonna win the Chisleton Beauty contest, uncle?
The Scunner Campbell: This could call for desperate measures, lads.