Calvin Menhoffer
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Calvin Menhoffer (Character)
from National Lampoon's Gold Diggers (2003)

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National Lampoon's Gold Diggers (2003)
Leonard Smallwood: Cal's built like a stallion!
Calvin Menhoffer: A black stallion.
[snorts like a horse]

Calvin Menhoffer: We have to kill them. Pickle?
Leonard Smallwood: You mean... murder?
Calvin Menhoffer: Murder is such an ugly word. Try to think of it more like... more like self defense.