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Mike 'Cooze' Coozeman (Character)
from American Pie Presents: Beta House (2007) (V)

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American Pie Presents: The Naked Mile (2006) (V)
Cooze: Did I do too much nitrous? A midget fraternity?

Ryan: Gentlemen, it's Friday afternoon we've got a full tank of gas, a quarter ounce of weed, 3 cases of beer, a 10 pound tank of nitrous, we're under age...
Cooze: And I'm too drunk to drive!
Ryan: Hit it!

Cooze: Look at the size of that fuckin' chicken!
Erik Stifler: Where?
[swerves the van]

Cooze: Just think next year i'll be going here.
Ryan: Yea thanks to daddy and his alumni connections.
Cooze: Hey fuck off i told you i got in because of my SAT scores.
Ryan: You scored 5 points over being legally retarded.

Cooze: They don't call me everhard cause i only got one bullet in the chamber! But just to be sure
[takes the viagra out of his sock]
Jill: [stops him from eating it] Are you sure you should taking more of that?
Cooze: More?i didn't take it the first time.

American Pie Presents: Beta House (2007) (V)
Bobby: You started it!
Mike 'Cooze' Coozeman: What? I didn't do anything
Bobby: You charged that stripper with a pen like you were gonna shove it in her ass!