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: Did I do too much nitrous? A midget fraternity?
: Gentlemen, it's Friday afternoon we've got a full tank of gas, a quarter ounce of weed, 3 cases of beer, a 10 pound tank of nitrous, we're under age... Cooze
: And I'm too drunk to drive! Ryan
: Hit it!
: Look at the size of that fuckin' chicken! Erik Stifler
[swerves the van
: Just think next year i'll be going here. Ryan
: Yea thanks to daddy and his alumni connections. Cooze
: Hey fuck off i told you i got in because of my SAT scores. Ryan
: You scored 5 points over being legally retarded.
: They don't call me everhard cause i only got one bullet in the chamber! But just to be sure
[takes the viagra out of his sock
: [stops him from eating it
] Are you sure you should taking more of that? Cooze
: More?i didn't take it the first time.
: You started it! Mike 'Cooze' Coozeman
: What? I didn't do anything Bobby
: You charged that stripper with a pen like you were gonna shove it in her ass!